Jan 28, 2015
Whenever I have a kid I’m going to name it joe, but it’ll be pronounced Alexander or some shit, so when the teacher calls roll they’ll be like “joe?” And he’ll be like “yeah it’s actually pronounced Joshua, my parents are just idiots.” And the teacher will be confused and accuse him of lying and then they’ll end up calling me and I’ll just be like “is Joe doing that act again? Damnit put him on the phone.” And they’ll put him on the phone and he’ll be so done with my shit and I’ll just laugh and tell him I love him and that it’s the best thing I ever did with my life.