It’s late and I’m sleep deprived but my brain won’t shut up:
Baby Dami lives with the Batfam since he was 3 or 4 (Talia most likely gave him away on the condition of frequent visits), and is known as the Demon BabyBat, who wears super cute onesies, and is adored by everyone (not important to the plot, but super important to my levels of serotonin). Got any headcanons for that?
No one knows what Damian is saying half the time
And not in a "his words aren't legible" way or anything
More of a "what he's saying makes no fucking sense"
Because baby Dami will look Jason in the eye and say something like "you're big and that's why the sky is blue" and Jason just has to smile and nod because how the fuck does one respond to that?
All of Damian's favorite toys are the ones Dick bought him and everyone else is very, very jealous
One time they lost Dami and Titus carried the toddler back into the house and Bruce cried
Damian's an escape artist child I will not be taking criticism on this
Titus is constantly following the toddler around and bringing him home from the moment Damian learns how to open doors (which, to everyone's dismay, he learned how to do before ever living at the manor)
At this point Bruce put trackers in Damian's onesies on the off chance the kid manages to make it far from the house and evade Titus's watchful eye
Damian feeds people, like he'll take some of his food and shove it in other people's mouths
Cassandra is the one he does it to most now because she's the one who accepts it with the most grace
(Everyone else either choked or turned away at one point and Damian got pouty so now he just shares with Cass and every now and then Duke because Duke will also let him)
He likes to go to Duke when he can't reach something. Doesn't matter that Duke is not the tallest member of the family, he will go to Duke
(It's because Duke will put Damian on his shoulders to grab whatever he can't reach himself and Damian loves it)
One time Stephanie kidnapped him for a day and they had so much fun that now Damian consistently asks when "stephy" is gonna come play with him again
Tim got Damian a superman onesie as a joke but now Damian wears that onesie more than he wears any batfam-themed onesies and no one has forgiven him since
They all also keep glaring at Clark who has no clue what he did wrong
