Mr Shiny Beard
They call me Mr Shiny Beard
Because I make things disappear.
When cleaning out the scullery,
I sometimes steal the cutlery.
I hide the silver spoons and knives
While chopping up mushrooms and chives.
I even found the wedding ring
She left upon the kitchen sink,
And Captain's keys which makes me King.
I love the sound when metal klinks.
My beard holds quite a lot of things.
It's long and curly, don't you think?













