HCS-La Squadra’s Dictionary, where are they from? Part 3
Part 1 (Melone and Ghiaccio)
Part 2 (Formaggio and lluso)
Risotto was born in Messina.
He speaks almost exclusively messinese (dialect of Messina). He began to speak proper Italian only when he became the leader of his team and could only be understood by one member, Prosciutto.
Messina has an historical rivalry with Palermo.
Some typical features of the Sicilian dialect are also present in the dialect of Messina, together with some dialectal peculiarities shared with the dialect of Reggio Calabria:
A unique feature of the Messina dialect is that the 'i' in unstressed syllabes that are not positioned at the beginning of a word is pronounced /ɨ/:
Missina /mɨˈsːina/ "Messina" > missinisi /mɨsːɨˈnisɨ/ "Messinese" (and not /misːiˈnisi/)
Favourite expressions (dialect)
"Ma fai u seriu, vaia, babbu." (Are you serious? Stop talking nonsense, you dumbface.)
"A ietta sangu." (lit. Bleed to death)
"Non ti scantari." (Don't be afraid)
"Baciannicchiu." (Stupid.)
"Ma pensu..." (I think so...)
"A cauci’nto culu!!" (Quickly!!)
"Non ni inchiri i pila." (Stop bothering me.)
"A viri sta manu? a vo virri cu zum?" (You see this hand?Wanna get a closer look?)
"Vidi mi ti fazzu fari Messina-Palemmu vulannu." (I'll slap you so hard that I'll make you fly from Messina to Palermo).
"Ti ni ghiavu una chi pi ghiavartini n'autra ta ciccari cu la scientifica." (I'll give you a slap, so hard that to give you another I have to look out for you with forensics.)
"Si non ti stai fermo, ti fazzu tornare cu casciabancu." (Quit it or I'll make you sleep in a casket.)
"Vogghiu i provi, cca' i vogghiu." (I want proofs. And I want them here and now.)
"Voi vidiri comu vegnu docu e ti pigghiu a tumpulati?" (Want to see me come there so I can start beating you?)
"A mia mi pari na pigghiata pu u culu." (This is fucking fraud.)
"Ti manciu l’anma." (You're dead meat.)
"MANNAIA LA CULONNA" (this clever imprecation substitutes a terrible blasphemy)
Risotto explaining that the target is in a very far away location
Formaggio:"Aò! 'Ndò sta er coglionazzo?"
(Where's our next target?)
Risotto teaching Pesci how to park
"Quannu senti a’ bbotta, rruasti."
(When you hear the car bumping, it means you're arrived at your destination)
Risotto reproaching one of his team members
"Ma cettu chi tu matri era mbriaca quannu ti fici."
(Your mother was definitely dead drunk when she conceived you.)
Risotto tired of hearing about Formaggio's latest affair
"Ma l'hai u pottu d'ammi pi sparari sti minchiati?"
(Do you have a gun license just to shoot the shit?)
Born in Palermo from a family associated with Cosa Nostra.
Illuso defines him as a "terrone ripulito" because even if he does not often speak in palermitano, he has a really thick accent.
Risotto once said to him: "Non sirvi chi parri tischi-toschi, si sente di dove si.). With the expression "Tischi toschi" (which literally means:'like the Tuscans') he straight up told him that it's useless for him to hide his accent and to pretend he comes from the north.
Prosciutto always tries to speak proper italian, but when he gets angry, he resorts to palermitano.
Palermo and Messina hate each other, but Prosciutto has nothing but respect for Risotto.
Since palermitano is another diatopic variety of the Sicilian dialect, it has a lot of things in common with the messinese.
A lot of expressions are actually shared by both dialects. So it's not rare to hear Prosciutto and Risotto saying the same things with some little phonologic differences.
Favourite expressions (dialect)
"Si na camurrìa" (you're a nuisance)
"Ma va scassacci ‘a minchia." (Stop bothering me.)
"Si nuddu ammiscatu cu nente." (You're worthless.)
"Si na negghia." (You're a good for nothing.)
"Muoviti ddruocu" (Don't move.)
"Cca sugnu." (I am here, I take life the way it is.)
"Bedda Maaaaatri!" (Imprecation.)
"Va ecca u vilianu" (Die.)
"I buscasti mai a st'ura." (Have you ever been beaten at this time of the day?)
"Ti pigghiu pi capiddi e ti fazzu fari Palermo-Catania tipo Via Banniaria" (I grab you by the hair and then I'll drag you from Palermo to Catania like Via Bennaria)
"Ti dugnu na boffa ca ppi daritinni n'autra t'avi a veniri a circari a scientifica" (I'll give you a slap, so hard that to give you another, I have to look out for you with forensics.)
"MANNAIA LA CULONNA" (this clever imprecation substitutes a terrible blasphemy.)