#sick stuff

[jarjarbinksistherealsithlord333]

I’m convinced that Movie Jack would be the most dramatic man ever when he’s sick and David would be the most stubborn. You can’t tell me that you couldn’t see this happening.

Jack: Daveeeeeeeee I think I’m dying…

David: *holding a thermometer*Jack, you’re temperature is two degrees higher than normal. You’re fine.

Jack: Tell my story… SANTA FA—

David: ugh not again…

Compared too.

Jack: Dave are you… okay? David: I’m fine!

Jack: you have three colds, pneumonia, food poisoning and covid, you’re not fine.

David: No I don’t, I’m full of energy! In fact, I’m going to run from here to Brooklyn! *runs off*

Jack: What? No! Dave— wait!

[coralbonesandpearlsforeyes]

Armand: "Remember the time we sold you on Craigslist?"

Daniel: "Yeah, you wanted to eat that whole human trafficking ring."

Armand: "That's right! But you insisted on being the one to get yourself kidnapped."

Daniel: "You weren't sure anyone would want me -"

Armand: "I just said I'd probably fetch a higher price -"

Daniel: "But I wasn't gonna let anyone take you."

Armand: "In the end it was you who needed saving."

Daniel: "I was fine. Like Scarlet Johansson in The Avengers."

Armand: "More like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale."

Daniel: "We had fun."

Armand: "We should do it again sometime."

[heartsyhawk]

I got befuckened by Covid again. Hopefully it's a mild one, but it is really obnoxious that I can be so careful and still end up sick.

Please wear masks.

[classicwoodie]

Young women kissing the Big Guy. Yuck.

[cielpansyhive]

What’s everyone’s favorite ice cream flavors? Here’s my top 10 in no particular order (though I’ve been enjoying the hell out of blueberry pomegranate the past few days. One of the few perks to being sick lol!)

Blueberry Pomegranate Chocolate Chunk Mint Chocolate Chip Cookies N' Cream Peppermint Cotton Candy Chocolate Blue Moon Cookie Dough Neapolitan (without the strawberry chunks) Peanut Butter Cup

[sherlocksicktums]

Sick Sherlock headcanons

When he gets a cold first it goes into his sinueses and his face just aches and aches, and all he wants to do is drown himself in sudafed and paracetamol so the pain goes away.

When he has an upset stomach he often tries to ignore it and usually ends up making himself sicker.

When his stomach is upset all he can tolerate is warm ginger tea and he likes his stomach being rubbed.

He gets delerious easily with a fever, and often needs comforting because the giant cone snails are going to eat him.

[jessermes]

I took Night Time cold medicine for my cold the other day for the first time...

twas an experience

[nuclearnyx]

like the biggest thing I want people to realize about my chronic illness is that they don’t need to understand exactly what it feels like, they just need to be cool and listen to me when I tell them what I need