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Ugly Outfits Tournament - Round 1 Side D

Who wears the uglier outfit?

Franky (Water 7 arc/pre-timeskip)

Sanji (One Piece film: Gold)

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2024

Propaganda under the cut.

Franky: A grown up man that goes around barefoot only in panties and an hawaian shirt..... that says all.

Sanji:

Do not like this man wear anything but the three piece suits EVER

Let's take this outfit one step at a time. You're first thought looking at it is "what are thooooooose???" Those being the bright orange crocs on his feet. Comfortable? Probably. Practically for man on his feet out on the ocean all day? Yes. Stylish? Absolutely not. Then you may trace your eyes back upward to the bucket hat - the least sexy of the hats. The light blue unbuttoned button up is almost salvageable in a different outfit, but then. Then we get to the shorts. Tri color shorts, but here's the kicker: none of the colors match anything else in the outfit. They do not match the shirt, they do not match the hat, they do not even match the crocs. In fact the *only* things in this outfit that match is the yellow on the shorts and the *pineapple* he is holding.

so so truly ugly. the most iconic of all ugly sanji outfits. if im the only one who submitted this one ill eat my shoe.

Bro….I physically cannot even explain this fucking outfit. Normally I’d start with the crocs, but the crocs aren’t even the problem here. You know what? I actually like the crocs, they match his shorts, it makes sense! But the uncoordination in color ???? The fact that his belt looks so bulky and mechanic but he’s ready to go to the beach ???? i’m just so confused

The Bucket Hat. The Barbeque Fork on the belt. The Crocs.

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UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE D

Narrator of Tell Tale Heart (Tell Tale Heart) vs. Marvin (In Trousers)

Narrator of Tell Tale Heart

Marvin

Voting ended onJul 17, 2023

Narrator of Tell Tale Heart propaganda:

The OG, the meme, he has it all

He is so so so sure that he is not insane because of his high intelligence and planning skills, also his increased sense of hearing is DEFINITELY NOT because he’s insane but because he can just hear well :) yeah he can hear the old man’s heartbeat after he’s dead, what about it? also he is under the impression that killing the old man is justified because he has a weird eye

Marvin propaganda:

this bitch is crazy you can't trust a thing she says!!!! but um seriously he is neurotic and while recounting his childhood everything is wack and doesn't make sense and ummm. Idk the man lies he withholds information (such as names of main characters he deems unworthy or important details) he makes he presents his fantasies like actual canon events (how marvin eats his breakfast, rape of ms goldberg) he tries to convince himself and therefore us that he's straight ummm he's just a little freak and an attention whore and a liar and a fugly slut and i love him. Heart

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Round 1, Bracket 1, Side D, Second poll

Shang Qinghua and Original Shen Qingqiu (Shen Jiu) [Scumplane], The Scum Villain’s Self-Salving System vs Jonah Magnus (Elias Bouchard) and Peter Lukas [LonelyEyes], The Magnus Archives

Read the story below and vote for the funniest story or the best ship!

Scumplane

LonelyEyes

Voting ended onJun 23, 2023

Story of Scumplane:

I was reading a 300k no-ship fic with Shang Qinghua as the main character and there were a few scenes where some of his disciples assume he and Shen Qingqiu are a thing because Shen Qingqiu actually talks to Shang Qinghua and is civil about it (unheard of), and that put the thought into my head and now I’ve been working on and off on a fic where they DO get together. Tossawary ao3 if you're reading this—

Story of LonelyEyes:

I was reading fics about my favorite ship of the fandom and this one kept appearing as a background joke so I was like sure I don't care about the characters I might as well ship them together. Then, because I was running out of fics, I was willing to read a fic where they were a main ship and my favorite one was in the background and God damn why do I enjoy it so much. Why this stupid joke ship has such great dynamics? Anyway, now they are my favorite ship.

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