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One Piece Crack Ship War - Side F Finals!

KureKo art by @daonepiece

Which crack ship do you prefer?

Braidbeard (Whitebeard x Zeff)

Golden Girls/KureKo (Kureha x Kokoro)

Voting ended onMar 31, 2025

Propaganda under the cut.

Braidbeard: OKAY LISTEN TO ME. These two old men? Met in their youth and got together with the sole purpose of adopting every single daddy-issues brat in the Grand Line. Zeff beats the shit out of Whitebeard every time they have a meal because of his piss-poor table manners, but then he also brews WB's favourite sake. They love each other very much but suck at showing it, except when it's time to embarrass their children, at which point they have a whole arsenal of sappy pet names. Also Roger officiated their wedding.

KureKo:

Saw some art of it once that was very cute, also they would just work well together. They are both badass chaotic older women who are down for anything, love drinking, have a job they are passionate about, raised a kid that is now a member of the straw hats, and don't let their age stop them from having fun. I could see them meeting at a bar and getting along like a house on fire. Kokoros kinder nature could also balance out Kurehas mean streak - Kureha can be aggressive and firm when that's what's needed while Kokoro can be a softer mediator. The world needs more old woman yuri.

Grannies unite!!!

Both older women who are experts in their fields, interacted with Gol D. Roger, and look after the younger generation, passing on their trades. Both also have close bonds with deceased mentors to members of the Straw Hats.

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 3 Side F

Which crack ship do you prefer?

Nami x Koala

Braidbeard (Zeff x Whitebeard)

Voting ended onNov 27, 2024

Propaganda under the cut.

Nami x Koala: Koala was enslaved by humans and saved by fishmen. now, she spends her life fighting for other people’s freedom. nami was enslaved by fishmen and saved by humans, and spends her life fighting for her own freedom. they’ve never interacted but i think they’d get along great- they’re both the level headed one for an asl brother too! at the very least they can bond over all of the stupid shit they’ve had to shut down.

Braidbeard: OKAY LISTEN TO ME. These two old men? Met in their youth and got together with the sole purpose of adopting every single daddy-issues brat in the Grand Line. Zeff beats the shit out of Whitebeard every time they have a meal because of his piss-poor table manners, but then he also brews WB's favourite sake. They love each other very much but suck at showing it, except when it's time to embarrass their children, at which point they have a whole arsenal of sappy pet names. Also Roger officiated their wedding.

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 4 Side F

Which crack ship do you prefer?

Braidbeard (Whitebeard x Zeff)

President and First Lady of the Luffy fan-club (Bartolomeo x Hancock)

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2025

Propaganda under the cut.

Braidbeard: OKAY LISTEN TO ME. These two old men? Met in their youth and got together with the sole purpose of adopting every single daddy-issues brat in the Grand Line. Zeff beats the shit out of Whitebeard every time they have a meal because of his piss-poor table manners, but then he also brews WB's favourite sake. They love each other very much but suck at showing it, except when it's time to embarrass their children, at which point they have a whole arsenal of sappy pet names. Also Roger officiated their wedding.

President and First Lady of the Luffy fan-club: It would be so funny, trust me!!! They would like tear each other to shreds then fall asleep with a frame picture of Luffy between them. It's the theme of their wedding. They both deny VICIOUSLY they hate each other.

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 3 Side F

KureKo art by @daonepiece

Which crack ship do you prefer?

Golden Girls/KureKo (Kureha x Kokoro)

CoraHawk (Mihawk x Rosinante)

Voting ended onNov 27, 2024

Propaganda under the cut.

KureKo:

Saw some art of it once that was very cute, also they would just work well together. They are both badass chaotic older women who are down for anything, love drinking, have a job they are passionate about, raised a kid that is now a member of the straw hats, and don't let their age stop them from having fun. I could see them meeting at a bar and getting along like a house on fire. Kokoros kinder nature could also balance out Kurehas mean streak - Kureha can be aggressive and firm when that's what's needed while Kokoro can be a softer mediator. The world needs more old woman yuri.

Grannies unite!!!

Both older women who are experts in their fields, interacted with Gol D. Roger, and look after the younger generation, passing on their trades. Both also have close bonds with deceased mentors to members of the Straw Hats.

CoraHawk: I just love to think about this one and these two. Imagine you are Dracule Mihawk and you have this crazy flamingo lookin coworker that you can't stand and suddenly you meet this tall, pretty clumsy blonde guy and you perhaps catch feelings and then you find out this is the brother of the coworker you HATE. That in itself would be hilarious to me and I just know the Warlord meetings would be legendary with Doflamingo knowing that Mihawk went and [Redacted] (fucked) Nasty with Rosinante like the SQUABBLING WOULD BE INSUFFERABLE AND THE BLOODBATHS. Anyway moving on from that, I think there's an odd balance hidden in there somewhere. Like a golden retriever and mangy stray dog bonding or Sunlight through the window on a warm spring morning and Moonlight shining through the planks of a crumbling but still occupied home. Stuff that's completely opposite but serve the same purpose. I think Mihawk would be intrigued and might think Rosinante is a bit ridiculous at first but eventually would be so enamoured by him and his little antics. Rosinante would be just as guarded as Mihawk if not moreso with everything he's been through and Mihawk would work his way around those guarded walls. Rosinante would most likely struggle to trust completely and to let go and I think Mihawk would be a great person to help with that, he'd make Rosinante feel safe and he'd be dependable for him and understanding. It's hard to put all my thoughts on this pairing down but I just think it would strangely work. They'd have an interesting dynamic for sure.

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side F

Which crack ship do you prefer?

Robin x Ace

Lanis (Laki x Conis)

Voting ended onMay 25, 2024

Propaganda under the cut.

Robin x Ace: Both depressed people who wanted to die and found a solace in Luffy. Plus I Just think they would have bene hot together.

Lanis: They opened the pumpkin cafe together during the time skip, they're just speadrunning a cafe shop AU. Also a shandorian and a skypeian who witnessed the fall of god.

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 3 Side F

KataKing art by @glooumnastas

Which crack ship do you prefer?

KataKing (Katakuri x King)

Bell-Mère x Makino

Voting ended onNov 27, 2024

Propaganda under the cut.

KataKing:

There's something about two people having to hide their faces for different reasons and learning to trust enough to show it to one another.

Two hot tall ass goth guys. What more could you ask?

I've got a thing for tall guys getting out-talled by their partner and being the smaller one for once in their lives.

Bell-Mère x Makino: [Submitted without propaganda]

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 2 Side F

KureKo art by @daonepiece

Which crack ship do you prefer?

Golden Girls/KureKo (Kureha x Kokoro)

Lanis (Laki x Conis)

Voting ended onAug 23, 2024

Propaganda under the cut.

KureKo:

Saw some art of it once that was very cute, also they would just work well together. They are both badass chaotic older women who are down for anything, love drinking, have a job they are passionate about, raised a kid that is now a member of the straw hats, and don't let their age stop them from having fun. I could see them meeting at a bar and getting along like a house on fire. Kokoros kinder nature could also balance out Kurehas mean streak - Kureha can be aggressive and firm when that's what's needed while Kokoro can be a softer mediator. The world needs more old woman yuri.

Grannies unite!!!

Both older women who are experts in their fields, interacted with Gol D. Roger, and look after the younger generation, passing on their trades. Both also have close bonds with deceased mentors to members of the Straw Hats.

Lanis: They opened the pumpkin cafe together during the time skip, they're just speadrunning a cafe shop AU. Also a shandorian and a skypeian who witnessed the fall of god.

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side F

Which crack ship do you prefer?

Izopp (Izou x Usopp)

Perona x Usopp

Voting ended onMay 25, 2024

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Izopp: They had one short interaction but it's so funny. The old (sorry Izou) world famous Whitebeard commander, who has nothing but respect for this rookie, who happens to be the king of snipers. Imagine what could have happened if they bonded at the after party of the battle at Onagashima. Oda knew they would be unstoppable so he did the only thing he could (coward!).

Perona x Usopp: Its crack bc they literally only interacted 1 time and it was the worst fight ever bc Perona was running away and Usopp couldn't find her. There are only 9 fics of it. I think Usopp deserves a Goth gf meme.