#sigma hcs

[i4fyodor]

PATHETIC BSD WOMEN !

note : unproofread shitpost, grammar errors, completely self indulgent, heavily inspired by @lacry (ceo of pathetic woman fyodor)

fyodor ‘im gods messenger’ dostoyevsky who faints after running 2 laps, who has eyebags that look more like eye luggages, who recites the bible in the middle of a conversation, who reads classical literature in a bar, who makes out with her gf in the bathroom then tells everyone how disgraceful and inappropriate hand holding before marriage is (shes trying to make herself feel better)

ango. god shes so pathetic. she works 24/7 until she passes out then as soon as she gets up she continues working. not even because she has such overwhelming workload or because she enjoys it, just because she has nothing better to do. she lives on instant noodles and microwave mac n cheese. she drinks sm coffee that she has become immune to caffeine at this point. however on her rare day offs she searches through her closet and tries on the prettiest dresses she has (being in work uniform everyday can be awfully boring) twirling in front of the mirror in them. bonus: once her landlord caught her in the prettiest dress ever. she has never been paler or shakier than she was in that moment

sigma, the most transgender character known to existence. shes trying her best i swear! its just that .. shes still kind of pathetic but its alright, who isnt ?? she might win in card games against every single customer she has but she trembles while ordering in mcdonalds. she always takes the stairs no matter which floor she is heading to because shes worried she will mess up the buttons and get stuck (not to mention the possibility of being stuck with another person!) fyodor often lends her some books to educate her but poor sigma has such a hard time understanding all those big words. she gets anxious so easily its kind of adorable. and if you praise her? you call her gorgeous? you gently touch her hair? she absolutely loses it, my sweet beloved <3

mushitaro, oh dear mushitaro. shes DEFINITELY not pathetic, shes The Perfect Criminal right? she is mhm. .. its okay shes a bit delusional but shes got the spirit! well what if i tell you that this perfect criminal is actually the most average girl you can find. she works at a small bakery or maybe a café. she serves the customers with a slight smile on her face (her boss told her that if she looks grumpy all the time, they will lose customers, so shes trying her best) right until the person leaves the store. her smile broadens into a huge smirk while shes thinking about how she gave 50 cents less change back! how evil and villainous is she! truly a perfect criminal!

katai. just katai.

[sonder-paradise]

hi hi!! may i request headcanons for sigma and fyodor taking care of an s/o whos burnt out from schoolwork? im sorry if i'm missing smth, i'm not used to requesting.. thank you!

— 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐦𝐚

He knows you’re trying your best. Everything is stressful and nothing feels likes it’s going in the right direction.

Sigma stays up with you on late nights. He tries to encourage you to study but when he can tell you’re struggling, he insists you take a break.

He smiles, tugs you up and onto your feet before asking you to bake cookies when him. You can pick the recipe and all you have to do is relax and taste the dough when he’s finished.

Listens to you when you need a quick rant. He’s patient, brushing your cheek gently when tears well up in your eyes.

Checks up on you and occasionally tries his best to help you out. He’s not always the best at mathematics or literature or most subjects so maybe he’s better at the emotional support part

Takes you out when you can take a break. Buys all your favorite snacks and smothers you in words of encouragement and praise.

On particularly bad days, he’ll put your work away somewhere and insist you come with him to just do mundane tasks around the casino.

Sigma knows you’re trying your best and your best is what matters so don’t overwork yourself too much.

— 𝐅𝐲𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐲

Honestly, he might try and kill your professors but if he’s offering might as well take it 😌

Kidding. not

But he’s intelligent enough to most likely help you out when you’re work is getting tougher on you.

Not very good at verbal encouragement but he will take over for you when he manages to convince you to take a short break or nap.

Finishes up for you and then magically you can take a quick trip anywhere you’d like.

There has been one or more occasions where he’s found you dead asleep at your desk. Fyodor really has no choice but to throw a blanket over you and take a glance at your latest assignments.

Strokes your hair and kisses your forehead when you come to him with overworked bones and stressed-filled tears in your eyes.

Seriously considers going to your professor and at least threatening them. Hell, I’m half-convinced to do it too >:(

Fyodor acknowledges your hard work and commitment. He’d rather you be happy and not so focused on things that will likely be a bad memory in the past.

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[sunset-colaa]

With an s/o who's like a younger sibling to Fyodor

Sigma, Reader is also a member of the Decay of Angels

At first, Sigma was worried that Fyodor would be against your relationship, and was truly surprised to find out he wasn't.

It seems as though Fyodor trusts him enough and thinks he's a good match for you.

Being a member of the Decay of Angels, you're often assigned missions all over the globe, but lucky for you and Sigma, Fyodor helps you find ways to visit the Sky Casino whenever you want, as long as you were able to do your work well.

Sigma isn't sure how he feels about your closeness with Fyodor, since they have different goals and ideals, but he's grateful someone like him values you and cares about your wellbeing.

He's also in awe of the way you can get Fyodor to listen to you and how much he values your opinion. The man really does care for you as if you were his younger sibling, and Sigma is glad you have someone like that.

Both him and Fyodor are also willing to help you improve yourself and your ability if you asked them.

Sigma would probably try his best to convince Fyodor to give you less work to do on certain months so you could spend time together.

Knowing that you're close to Fyodor, Sigma probably wouldn't be shocked by any of your other secrets.

He believes that if you can get Fyodor to care about you, you can do anything 👍

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[localstraydogs]

Singer Sigma AU

- Too shy to perform on stage so he live streams on YouTube

- Without showing his head of course

- Manager Nikolai

- “Sigmaaa~ how about wearing this next live stream?!”

“No! Too flashy!”

“It’ll be fineeee”

- Can all his fans names on the top of his head, but the video would be too long if he thanked every.single.one

- Q and As ofc!

- “From JinkoTheTiger: What I would do if I wasn’t singing? I would like to be a casino manager. I think I would enjoy that.”

- “Question from De4thLover: your voice is killing me! Thank you! …I don’t know how to respond to that?”

- He sings in both russian, english and japanese

- Holds many charity events

[fyodior]

I imagine sigma as the type to act shy and submissive on the streets but dominant in the sheets

idk much about sigma yet but i feel like this is accurate. i think he'd be able to manhandle u bfdjfjd he seems capable

[fyodior]

someone said sigma might have a strip club in that casino so…im sure he visits (i know because i work there specially for him) (THIS IS NOT CANON IN THE MANGA WHDHJWSJA just a thought)

someone queue up strip that down by liam payne right fucking now