#sign squads

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The "I genuinely don't care" squad

Sagittarius

Gemini

Pisces

Aries

Leo

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Hot Headed or Cold Hearted

Hot Headed

Capricorn, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer

Cold Hearted

Aquarius, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Both

Leo, Aries, Scorpio, Virgo

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Zodiac Squads

Weird but cute: Aquarius, Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius

Annoying but lovely: Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Taurus

Mean but hot: Leo, Aries, Scorpio, Gemini

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What Pisses The Signs Off More Than Anything

Lying, disloyalty, selfishness: Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius, Virgo

Bullshit, drama, fakeness: Capricorn, Aquarius, Leo, Pisces

Hate, violence, unfairness: Cancer, Gemini, Libra, Taurus

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The signs as Grandpas

Aries: The grandpa who always tells how it was so much worse back in his day Taurus: The grandpa who is always eating a TV dinner Gemini: The grandpa who tells you every single thing that has happened to him in the past week Cancer: The grandpa who films every family event Leo: The grandpa who insists that everyone else is wrong Virgo: The grandpa who the rest of the family is super protective over Libra: The grandpa who shops at dollar tree Scorpio: The grandpa who flirts with waitresses Sagittarius: The grandpa who is always buying presents for the grandkids Capricorn: The grandpa who uses coupons Aquarius: The grandpa who forces everyone else to visit him Pisces: The grandpa who sleeps the whole time his family is visiting

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People the Signs don't trust

People who have never had a cavity: Aries, Sagittarius, Cancer, Leo

People that say they have never peed in the shower: Pisces, Libra, Aquarius, Taurus

People that say they are into country music: Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, Gemini

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The Signs Answering "What's up?"

"The sky"- Aries, Virgo, Leo "My dick"- Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini *Starts nervously sweating*- Pisces, Taurus, Libra *looks off into the distance* "You don't want to know"- Capricorn, Aquarius, Cancer

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what i think of the signs (opinion off of people ik)

aries:  smart, strong, loud, generally good people. gets mad easily and yells a lot but gets over it quickly. very generous and giving, puts others before themselves

taurus: very friendly, and easy to talk to if you get to know them. gets distracted easily. they’ll zone out during conversation often and pretend to know what you were just talking about

gemini: self centered, humorous, two-faced, cool to hang out with every once in a while, but don’t care about others. will probably talk about you behind your back and still act like your best friend to your face

cancer: easily offended and/or upset, likes to gossip, says things they probably should’nt have often. very apologetic whether it was their fault or not. 

leo: will do anything for attention, not afraid to say whats on their mind, very friendly but talks about themselves a lot, surprisingly easy to talk to. good advice givers

virgo: perfectionist, everything has to go their way and they’ll be upset if it doesn’t. gets angry easily. either the nicest person you’ll meet or the meanest depending on the mood you catch them in

libra: talkative but also a good listener. always have a story to tell so things are never awkward even if you don’t know each other very well. listens to everything you have to say. very chill and one of my fav people to talk to

scorpio: frequently paranoid others don’t like them/ are talking about them. holds a grudge forever and if you hurt them, they won’t forget, very caring, wouldn’t judge you for anything, thinks everyone is hot

sagittarius: some of the nicest, coolest people you’ll meet. pretends they’re chill even though they so aren’t, cares more than they let show, laughs at everything but capable to taking something seriously when necessary 

capricorn: selfish, wants things to go their way, not very good with people and prefers smaller groups or to be left alone, nice when they want to be or when they want something from you

aquarius: hardworking and very smart, school comes easily, knows weird facts that most people wouldn’t, fun to be around, keeps things to themselves

pisces: overthinks everything, seems sweet and is if you’re close, if you aren’t they don’t care about you, its one extreme or the other, forgetful, probably short