#sikeee

[actuallytalldumbass]

to everyone on this site ever, im sorry for making everyting about my special interest

[littlemiss-sass]

You asked for anons soooooo...

Which spot, hips or feet?

What the heck!

You're making me expose information!?! How rude.

I choose.... I will leave the answer in the tags.

Thank you for this VERY rude ask *major side eye* 😒

[batbirdies]

i assume that you are a jason todd fan. moreover i assume that you are a batfam fan. and just to go OUT ON A LIMB — i assume, very presumptuously, that you like writing.

Wrong. I only write about Jason Todd ironically and batfam is stupid and writing is a never ending curse

[sad-fairy]

At first I was like, I just wanna die, for fun. But bro, I don’t think it’s a joke anymore.

[princeicarus]

(from @frog-hoe24​ ) dorlene request but pls dont cry, idk if uve wrote this but where marlene is super sore from quidditch and dorcas just rubs her back ? not leading anywhere just pure fluff ?

oh my god THANK YOU for sending this in!!!! <3

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marlene trudged into the common room, her quidditch gear dropping onto the carpet behind her as she slumped on the couch. “urgh,” she groaned into an available pillow. “i bloody hate james sometimes.”

“marls, i’m right here,” james deadpanned from the opposite armchair, similarly tired. marlene raised a middle finger in response. 

“nah, i agree with mckinnon, prongs,” sirius said lazily, stretching his long legs out over james.’ “that practice was unnecessarily brutal.” 

james scoffed. “well, sorry if i’ve got to make an impression as captain.”

“a bad one, that’s for sure,” marlene grumbled as sirius responded, “you should be sorry.”

james flipped them off, and they flipped him off right back.

“what’s all the fuss about?” dorcas said amusedly, appearing from a corner of the common room that she normally studied at. 

james rolled his eyes. “these two are complaining because we had a four hour practice instead of a three and a half-hour one.”

dorcas raised an eyebrow, glancing at sirius, who looked as though he was ready to fall asleep, and marlene, who looked like she either wanted to murder james someone or steal lily’s prefect badge so she could use the baths again.

dorcas crossed the room and motioned for marlene to move. “shove over, m,” she said, and sat next to her girlfriend. she shot a look to james when he raised an eyebrow. 

dorcas expertly found the spot that marlene always complained about just below her neck and began to gently massage it, smiling softly when marlene exhaled. “that feels so good, my love,” marlene groaned.

“mckinnon, that sounded so pornographic,” sirius smirked. marlene rolled her eyes and flicked her hair tie at him. 

“you’re just jealous ‘cause lupin isn’t here to do the same,” she said.

sirius scowled. “low blow.”

“she’s right, though,” dorcas and james said in unison, then laughed. 

james hauled sirius’ legs off of his, which was an easy feat. “alright. i’m off to visit evans. think she’ll go out with me this time?”

“she most certainly will not,” lily appeared, her arms crossed, eyes and cheeks flaming with anger and something else. marlene and sirius quirked their eyebrows. 

“c’mon, evans, gimme a chance. you know we’re meant to be together.”

“just because you think we’re destiny doesn’t mean i do. i’ve got more important things to think about, such as prefect rounds with remus, which i’m late for. i’ll see you three later, yeah?” lily said, addressing sirius, marlene, and dorcas in a soft tone. james pretended to look hurt. 

“give moony a kiss for me!” sirius yelled as she exited the portrait hole. “actually, don’t! tell him i love him!”

“i’ll do my best!” 

“i’m mortally wounded,” james sighed dramatically as the portrait closed behind lily evans. dorcas and marlene sniggered. 

“y’know, i think this might be the year she goes out with you,” sirius said traitorously. dorcas and marlene shushed him loudly. james took this as a yes and grinned.

“can you go a bit lower, aero?” marlene murmured to dorcas, who had been massaging her back wondrously this whole time.

“’course, love,” dorcas whispered.

“just not too low,” sirius smirked, “i don’t fancy seeing you that way again, marls.”

“hey, i hated that as much as you did, hun.”

“i hated it most,” dorcas said pointedly, kissing marlene’s shoulder for emphasis. 

“well, at least i’ve got you now,” marlene grinned, turning to kiss dorcas sweetly.

sirius and james clapped loudly. 

“shut it,” marlene and dorcas grinned.

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[finding-samanthya]

• nobody:

Me at 2am:

[the-strawberryfarmer]

I have risen from the dead to bring u... jo- Jim mm... jimm mar s- Milton ...John Milton .... I mean jim.............

[myownpersonhaha-blog]

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