#silly crack

[ask-saladfingers]

Never in my life have I found salad fingers attractive.......until now -

[sparklytimebun]

Mathias has a type

[the-potpourri]

Is eating all the cakes as a fuck you to say a carnivorous species can't eat them.

[rokcale]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

How to not meet your soulmate.

- by Cale Henituse.

Misunderstanding is one thing, almost killing your soulmate at first meeting is another.

This is crack, just plain crack. Silly crack.

😃 i just wanted to make crack from the angst prompt: "I never meant to hurt you."

Don't ask me why , idk either 💀

Ship: rokcale

Day 2 of rokcale week

Alternate universe- zombie apocalypse.

[theomnicode]

Now im just thinking genos with some stupid cheesy IT/mechanic related pickup lines. And saitama doesnt understand any of it. Genos is just too embarrassed to say anything directly. Again, silly crack. -- Genos: "You make my software turn into hardware." Saitama: *looks at him with dumb expression* "Huh?" Saitama: "Genos, is something wrong?" Genos: "No, that’s not a Saitek X52 Flight Control System in my pants, but thanks for noticing." Saitama: *utterly baffled expression* "…you're being weird." Genos: "Around you I feel like a boolean method, I’ll always return." Saitama: "That's nice, I guess." Genos: "Your LISP code is simply amazing!" Saitama: "… what… do you need to visit doc Kuseno?" Genos: 'None of these internet pickup lines are actually working, maybe they are not direct enough to interest sensei? I must think of different course of action.' Saitama: "What are you up to now? I can see you thinking from here." *sips tea* Genos: "Can I be the meat in your hotpot, because you stir me up" Saitama: *SPITS OUT TEA* Saitama: "I think that's enough internet for you today, Genos." Genos: "nO!" Saitama: "Don't make me switch on the parental controls." Genos: "If you do that, I will change the wifi password sensei." Saitama: "You little shit-" Genos: "I will also hide your remote control batteries." Saitama: "Don't make me punch you." Saitama: "In that case…" *leans on interlaced hands and stares devilishly* Saitama: "I will hide all the chargers in this house." Genos: *shocked gasp* "Sensei wouldn't!?" Saitama: "Try me."

[mournivaldisco]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[thorinswaggerson]

Post hug scene -

Bilbo: I'm so glad we're friends Thorin. Now we can cuddle at night to keep each other warm on our way to Erebor. Us hobbits do it all the time. It's totally platonic.

Thorin: *turning red*. Yes.... friends... yup. cuddling. Absolutely platonic. Yes...

Bilbo: You can wrap me in your arms and kiss my forehead and press me close to you and we'll be oh so cozy. Just two friends, sharing a bedroll..

Thorin: *under his breath* mahal help me

[jennoasis]

Caught in the Act

“What are you reading?” Stiles threw the book up in the air in surprise. Derek caught it, opening it to a random page. “His rock hard, abnormally large—“ Stiles snatched the book out of Derek’s hands, his face flaming red, mouth gaping before he closed it again. “You’re, uh, home early.” “Yep. Can I see the book?” “No, that’s okay.” “Stiles is reading naughty stories.” Stiles was still blushing. “It’s Erica’s fault. She found them.” “Want to read one to me?” “Seriously?” “Yeah, it’ll be fun to see if you can even get through a paragraph.” “Oh it’s on.”

 This is crack. That’s what this is. This is silly, silly crack lol. The words for this drabble were:  abnormal (I used abnormally), rock, and gap (I used gaping) (From Yesterday’s challenge) and I’m so sorry but I couldn’t resist making it dumb humor. Thanks for the words @sterekdrabbles​ and I hope whoever reads this finds this at least a bit funny. (I also found a gift on tumblr that reminds me of Stiles being caught in the act)