#tcf crack

[moondrip027]

This is so themmm🤣🤣🤣

[alicehattera03]

Yandere! Cale would look like:

Ver: Restraints | Sokubakugata | (束縛型)

Would whisper, "I love you" into your ears while secretly planning to lock you up in his bedroom- blindfolded, with black silken ribbons around your wrists and tied to his bed, helpless and waiting for him.

"I only need you and you alone. You are my everything." He would murmur softly into the quiet room, faint puffs of air the only real noise as you struggled to breathe.

"Don't you love me too?" And you nod, regardless of what your thoughts had been in the beginning- because the hours blended into days and days into weeks, and weeks into months.

You forget how long you had been there, sometimes let into gardens to feel the sunshine on your skin, but he was always next to you in case you tried to run away. How could you, when your legs always felt like liquid every time he brushed his fingers across your lower back?

His hand caresses your waist as he leans down to kiss your forehead, lips faintly pressing against your fluttering eyelids. He notices your knees slowly starting to buckle against his touch and he chuckles quietly before lifting you up into his arms. "Let's go home."

And home was with him. It was your home now too.

So it was good that you couldn't remember how you had come into his embrace all those months ago. Where your family was. How they had screamed your name as you were taken by his guards, tossed into his carriage like a sack.

How you banged on the windows, wailing for anyone to rescue you. How you had fallen to your knees in despair at the sight of blood splattering onto the glass, and how Cale had brushed your hair back from your forehead. How he tilted your chin up to peer into your deadened eyes and tears still streaming down your face.

"It's okay, I'll make sure you can always see them." And he kept that promise to you. A little too well perhaps. That garden you loved to make flower crowns in, had made little rings for the two of you as you hummed a silly tune aimlessly. The smell of roses was always overpowering, the blooms so gorgeous as they swayed under the sun's bright rays.

Little white bones poking out from underneath the soil never ruined the garden's picturesque beauty. As long as you could keep ignoring it.

Yandere! Cale pt 2

[blueteller]

Cale @ Cale be like:

(In case you don't get it due to lack of context, hopefully this clip from Justice League clears it up for you lol)

[delusional-daydreamer18]

I randomly thought of a crack idea where Cale suddenly wakes up as the Evil Queen's magical mirror in a dimly lit underground room and all he can think of is 'Ah shit, here we go again. Got dropped into another shitty alternate dimension without my consent.'

He doesn't know why he woke up as a big-ass mirror hanging on the wall but as usual he quickly gets used to it and decides to take long naps for the meantime. He'll probably wake up back in his old world again. Until a door creaks open, and a dominating figure wearing an extravagant and flashy outfit (Cale needs to bleach his eyes for witnessing such a horrendous view) saunters toward him. If Cale has a jaw — but he doesn't because he's a mirror for who knows why — it would fall limping on the floor.

'IT'S THAT FUCKING WHITE SHIT!!!'

And that same 'White Shit' looks at him with that smug face of his, flaunting his ridiculous outfit. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the fairest of them all?"

'What a stupid cliche question.'

"Certainly not you." Cale replies curtly.

White 'Shit' stares at him with a twitching eye. "You're acting unusually rude today."

"It's because I have the misfortune to have someone as ugly-looking as you as my owner."

"...When did you get such an attitude?"

"When you thought it was a good idea to disturb my beauty sleep with that face of yours." Cale shoots back.

White Star narrows his eyes. "Answer the question seriously."

"But I am being serious?"

"I'll be asking again and only once. Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose the fairest of them all?"

With full conviction, seriousness, and confidence, Cale answers with an unapolegetic smile. "What an obvious answer. It would be none other than Cale Henituse of course."

White Star looks at him in a mix of confusion, anger, and shock. "...Who the fuck is Cale Henituse?"

"Someone who definitely looks better than you, that's for sure."

"..."

*Cues the clamor of shouts, shrieks, and cries in a razed battlefield (which is actually just some kind of brutal beauty pageant and Og!Cale is utterly bewildered why the Queen or King in this case is yelling profanities at him when he was just drinking quietly in his room with the imperial army following right behind him — "Why the hell is His Majesty and his troops barging into my room unannounced?!") while Cale lives his slacker life peacefully as a mirror.*

[rokcale]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Lee Soo Hyuk : so what's this unique talent of yours?

Cale : I can piss anyone off within seconds.

Choi jung soo : we aren't easy to provoke.

Cale : BET.

Another fluffy cracky rokcale fic 😁

Day5- mistaken identity

[records-of-a-slacker]

So we were having discussions about TCF characters as different food/drink brands in a server I'm in and here are some of my contributions/favorites feat My SEA SpiritTM:

Choi Jungsoo: Milo (Also probably their poster child like have you seen the people on their covers. Or really any milk brand actually he has that youthful athletic passionate young man energy they're looking for)

Lee Soohyuk: Kopi Kapal Api (This man has a coffee addiction and will physically cringe if you bring him anything that isn't just the blackest coffee imaginable. He has a preference for the little powedery sachets specifically because they hit different)

Kim Roksoo: Yakult (He needs to drink something healthy and I imagine he's probably seen the yakult ladies ride around town offering yakult when he was a kid and thought they were neat. also Vibes)

Witira: Pocari Sweat (and I will die on this hill COME ON SHE SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT PERSON TO PLAY A SPORTY GIRL ATHLETE IN THEIR ADS)

Pasteon: Le Minerale ("Hmm! Kayak ada manis manisnya!" also because whale, water. He seems like a guy who would also probably appear in water ads as an earnest hardworking young man)

Rosalyn: Twizzlers (i did also say food brands and not just drinks. she probably likes the flavor and was that kid who ate all the twizzlers at the bottom of the candy box when the teacher offered bc no one else wanted it and was having the time of her life. It also looks like her hair to me, very chewable and sweet)

Hong: Welch's Fruit Snacks (I know On alsolikes dried fruits alot so this could be a shared favorite but Hong could absolutely be their poster child if he wanted to. He's the kid who always has them in his lunchbox)

Alberu: Caprisun (this is sort of a joke but also he probably liked them as a kid and secretly buys them in bulk at costco. He says it's for the kids when they come over but it's also definitely for him)

I'll stop at these for now AskdLlddSJL the discussions were so freaking fun there's more and I'll update with the Choi Jungsoo and Choi Han frequently appear on Redbull's tiktok/shorts page doing some crazy insane stunts and causing Cale multiple heart attacks bits but rn I'm StrugglingTm. God doe sthis make me wanna make a modern au fic.

[nerdypostpatrol]

alberu:"Dragon-nim give me strenght to deal with cale bullshit" passerbay:"shouldn't you pray to God?" alberu:*murderous face*"never say that 'G word' in front of me again"

[salaapaoo]

Krs!cale came from a world where food was scarce and you'd probably die if you're picky...

Imagine everyone just shouting in shock when he drops a cookie and immediately squats down, looks at it for 2 seconds, and then pops it into his mouth.

After that??? They watch him like hawks because he's basically a toddler putting random things into his mouth... Like you can't tell me his old habits wouldn't kick in sometimes and he wouldn't dig up some random wild carrot or smth and just smack some dirt off before taking a bite. Ron would literally have to take it away.. and you know the little kid thing where the parents dust the dirt off the kids hands and stuff?? That.

Cale: I don't get why you guys are so against leaving me alone??? I'm grown .

Also Cale: (eating random bread off the ground)

Beacrox just , having a mental break down over how dirty it is and how many germs Cale must've ingested ...

I wanna write this fkdkfkdlg