#silly gift

[korablick2]

So small and sketchy 37phia for Salt !!

Happy birthday to our goat once again!! 🎉🎉

[mossy-doodles85]

GOLLY GEE WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO UPLOAD THIS???

I've had this art for a bit, I just hadn't downloaded it and uploaded it to the blog. IDK WHY THO

Anyways, the AU: Runaway route belongs to @puffstarss!

[misty-zzz]

i thought i would share this gif i found today

[cookieeevee]

uwah….dunno where to send….

luma doodle…….. ii enjoy them :3

SDRTFYGUHIJYUGFTDFYGIHGYFTDMOREFREACKINGFANARTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THANK YOU BANANA! ! ! ITS SO DANG CUTE-

[smile-smile-ichthys]

Happy Valentines Day Jazz!

This little fic is for @hifftn a truly amazing friend who’s stuck by me since the beginning. I got your card and I absolutely love it! I’m putting it on my wardrobe tonight...once I find the bluetack haha. Anyway, enjoy it my lovely!

Hard work. Coffee. Hard work. Lunch. Hard work. Pick up some food. Home. Jazz’s day wasn’t exactly the most exciting that particular day. Work had been the same as it ever was, boring. It didn’t help that it was Valentine’s day, which meant all her co-workers were receiving flowers, chocolates and a number of gifts from their other half constantly. She never felt jealous, just slightly envious that she had not really met that special someone yet. Sure, she had dated several lovely and incredibly sexy men, but hadn’t experienced the spark just yet.  After all, life was too short to waste it with someone you didn’t feel anything for.

She had lived happily on her own for a little while now. Nice little flat, perfect location and she had plenty of friends who kept her entertained. She was ready for a nice quiet night in front of the TV, sipping on some good wine, downing the chocolates she had treated herself to. Maybe even play some of her favourite Otome games, woo some fictional men for a while. However, it wasn’t going to be that way, not tonight anyway.

Once through her door and the kitchen light on, she plonked her wine on the kitchen counter, grabbed the largest glass she possessed, and had a huge gulp.

“Ah, that feels good” she said, feeling the tension leave her shoulders.

“Would you like me to give you a massage?” A male voice came from the sofa in the living room.

“I’d love one…wait” she dropped the glass and quickly put the light on in the living room.

“Careful! I’ll clear that up” A different voice said.

She couldn’t believe her eyes. She rubbed them several times, but no, the two men were still there in her apartment. Thing was, they weren’t just any intruders. She knew these men. Jazz quickly grabbed her phone and loaded up one Otome game. Using it as a reference, she lifted it up to put in front of one guy. Yep, even though he was actually real, this guy was definitely Hiroshi Kirisawa from the game Metro PD. Changing game, she established the other guy to be Kunihiko Aikawa from My Forged Wedding. What the hell was going on?

“Jazz, are you ok? You look pale” Kuni asked, moving closer. She jumped away, grabbing a knife to point at the two men.

“What the absolute fucking hell are you two doing here? How?” she said, wielding the knife as best she could in her shaky hand “you guys are fictional, make believe, in stupid games”

“Wouldn’t call them stupid if you enjoy them” Kirisawa piped up.

“Wait…you guys know you’re fictional?” she asked.

“Of course we do, we were brought here because you made a wish last night” Kuni explained.

Jazz thought back to the night before. She was drunk, and a little down after watching an extremely soppy film. A shooting star had flown across the sky so Jazz made a silly wish that her Otome guys were real, even if it was for one night.

“Ah fuck” she said, lowing the knife.

“So, you have us, just for tonight, we are all yours” Kirisawa said, with that kind smile of his.

Kuni picked up the glass carefully, clearing up the spilt wine whilst Kirisawa poured another glass. Jazz just kept staring at them. She pinched herself. Nope, definitely awake, and she’d only had one sip…gulp of wine so that couldn’t be it. Was this genuinely real? For one night, these dreamy men were completely hers? If it was, what had she done to deserve this?

Kirisawa quickly moved on to cooking for them, Kuni taking her hand and guiding her to the living room to put her feet up. He ever so gently removed her shoes, caressing his hands over the balls of her feet to relax her. He smiled at her, giving a quick wink as she finally began to relax. It was sheer bliss. Kuni massaged all over her body. He moved up her legs from her feet, focusing on her calves for a bit, before moving to her thighs. Then he glided up to her hands, arms, shoulders, kneading the muscles to relieve the tension.

“Hmm, you’re good at that” she sighed as his fingers drifted to her neck.

“It’s me, of course I am” he chuckled and Kirisawa brought the food he had made over to the little coffee table.

“Nothing too special, and you can just pick at what you like, but enjoy” he grinned, taking a seat next to her.

“Thank you…” she said, still not quite believing what was going on.

“You still don’t think we’re real, do you?” Kuni asked.

“I’m afraid not, I swear I’m going to wake up any minute now” she admitted honestly.

“Maybe…” Kuni said moving closer to her, his finger running up and down her arm with a feather like touch.

“We could help with that” Kirisawa joined in, gliding his hand up her thigh.

OK, if this was real, she was definitely enjoying it and she didn’t want it to end with her waking up. Biting her lip she let the guys place their lips on to her neck. Maybe…just for tonight she’d give in to her silly desires.

The two kissed and lapped at her neck, Kuni giving a nip here and there. All the while Kirisawa letting his hand explore her thigh, sliding it higher and higher, only moving it to her panties when she ever so gently opened her legs to him.

“Good girl” Kirisawa said as he pushed her skirt up to give him better access.

Kuni, on the other hand, was too busy lifting her shirt up to reach her breasts. He was a little more eager than Kirisawa, a bit firmer too. The contrast was divine and just like she imagined them to be. Kuni slid a finger over her nipple and gave a small tug which caused Jazz to gasp ever so slightly.

It didn’t take them long to escort her to her room, both men stripping her of her clothing as they went. Her shirt first, then her shirt, followed by her bra but they kept her panties on. Kirisawa undressed after her, leaving Kuni to continue kissing and playing with her. They switched for Kuni to do the same, then he joined them both on the bed.

Kirisawa made his place between her legs, happily kissing and licking at her through her underwear. His fingers stroked up, down and around her entrance, sighing at how wet she was getting. Kuni didn’t mind, as he was happily entertaining her breasts again, all the while kissing her firmly. His tongue explored her mouth, Jazz melting into both of them so easily.

How had she managed to get this? Two incredibly sexy men pleasuring her without any issue. Yeah, it was for one night only, but it seemed a lot to get and she hadn’t done anything especially…well special. All that was forgotten when she was spun round and made to straddle Kuni as Kirisawa’s chest met her back.

The whole night was filled with non-stop sexy times and Jazz never wanted it to end. She even made another wish that, hopefully, the person she was meant to be with was just round the corner.

What she didn’t know was that someone was listening to her. In the heavens. A Goddess who had  a soft spot for her had granted her wish and had happily granted the second one. Making sure she would bump in to the guy she would fall deeply for the next day.

“H, come on, you have that meeting with Karno in a bit” Ichthys said, taking my hand and dragging me away from the wishes pool.

“Sorry, just…couldn’t resist” I grinned and silently wished Jazz a happy Valentines Day.

[a-peanut-with-to-much-time]

Silly Gift (Wanda/Reader)

You loved Christmas. The lights, the snow (If they were lucky), the presents, the eggnog, the food, and especially the mistletoe, which Wanda enjoyed thoroughly and made sure to get the both of you under it as many times as she could. What you hated about Christmas was the fact that you couldn't gift Wanda. Oh you could, you knew what she would want. But she could always, always guess what it was. Even when you made her swear not to look into your mind she could always guess and was never surprised, she pretended but she never truly was, it annoyed you to know end that you were that predictable to her, but you could never guess what she was going to do. This year, to save the anguish, you and Wanda agreed not to get gifts. Because, "I have all I'll ever need." (Her) and "You can gift me later. *Wink*." (You) But you decided to get her one anyway. And this time, you were absolutely determined to surprise her. You got what you needed from the store and wrapped it all up nice and waited. The next morning, Pietro barged into your room and jumped on the bed like he was an over excited child, which isn't far from the truth. "He may be older but he doesn't act like it." Wanda said, clicking her tongue as she walked out, clad in a black shirt and soft pink fleece pajama bottoms with kittens all over it. You grunted and walked out, wearing one of her shirts, which she liked, and your like blue pajama bottoms with clouds on them. After retrieving coffee to wake the dead, A.K.A the Avengers besides Thor, Pietro, and Pietro's girlfriend, everyone went in and sat in the common room and Tony and Steve passed out presents. Tony got mostly tools and one ugly sweater from Thor, who was giving everyone ugly sweaters, each one more terrible than the last. Steve got art suplies from literally everyone but Tony, Tony gave him a computer that he designed for Steve's lack of technology skills. Thor got an assortment of gag gifts which pleased him greatly. Bruce got books and a lot of them. He had been in a sour mood reccently after a failed test so no one risked gag gifts. Even the sweater Thor gave him wasn't as horrible as the rest, which Bruce noticed and thanked everyone for not testing the waters. Clint got gag gifts too, the best was from Pietro and his girlfriend. A Quicksilver bed spread. "I'll use it every night." Clint said sarcastically. Pietro got an assortment of gag gifts as did his girlfriend, but Pietro gave her the prettiest pair of earrings, and she gave him a coupon booklet. Which must of carried some saucey things because he refused to read them aloud. Natasha got an assortment of weapons, you got her a paintball gun with the promise of a battle. When it seemed like all was over, you and Wanda, at the same time reached under the couch you were sharing and pulled out boxes. You both looked at each other in surprise then both in usion accusingly said, "You said no presents." Wanda shook her head and handed you the small box. You opened it and grinned. It was a gorgeous locket that you had been fawning over, and it already had pictures of you, Wanda, and the Avengers in it. "Alright. Your turn." You said, handing your box over. Wanda studied it a second before beginning to unwrap it. "Jewelry?" She asked. You shook your head. "Candy?" You shook your head again. "Sexy underwear?" Pietro threw in, earning him a slap from his girlfriend. The rest of the Avengers threw around guesses as Wanda finished unwrapping it. All the guesses were wrong and you were getting more and more excited. Wanda lifted the lid off and stopped. Her face conveyed nothing but shock and you could hardly keep from squealing with joy. "What is it?" Bruce asked, wrinkling his eyebrows. "It's... It's... Cheese." Wanda said, lifting the block of cheese out of the box. It was colby jack, and it had a red ribbon wrapped around it. "Is it suppose to stand for something?" Steve asked, obviously questioning your sanity. "Nope. It's just cheese. And it's Wanda's favorite type of cheese." You said happily. Wanda stared at the cheese for a minute before slowly sliding her gaze up at you. Then she began to laugh and she threw her arms around you and you began to laugh as well. Best. Gift. Ever.

$$$ For  @angelstaruniverse

[ettaarlene]

[cat lady]

[korablick2]

Lil Kakania drawing as birthday gift for one artist