Skyhooks:Â âWomen in Uniformâ / âBBBBBoogieâ (1978)
For years and years, all I knew about Australian hitmakers Skyhooks was that they were frequently ridiculed by their countrymen AC/DC (or at least in books about AC/DC) and that Iron Maiden grudgingly (but quite effectively) covered 1978âs âWomen in Uniform,â at their labelâs insistence.
But when I finally took the time to investigate Skyhooks further, via the no-cost, risk-free convenience of YouTube, I was both perplexed and strangely obsessed with that songâs contagious original version, and the low-budget music video in which the group rocks surprisingly hard whilst clad in black from head to toe.
This was not what I expected from Australiaâs most flamboyant glam rock band of the â70s, notorious for simultaneously scandalizing and tantalizing prudes and dudes with their generous make-up, silly halloween costumes, and best-selling albums like Living in the â70s (1974), Ego is Not a Dirty Word (â75), and Straight in a Gay Gay World (â76).
Even more confusing, most of the hits in that catalog proved to be pretty awful novelty numbers (see âHorror Movie,â âAll My Friends are Getting Married,â âParty to End All Partiesâ), and not even their tongue-in-cheek, self-effacing humor could spare Skyhooks from falling flat when they risked a doomed and disastrous foray into America.
Upon their return to Australia, tails between their legs, amid the violent uprising of punk (and the growing international success of AC/DC), Skyhooks decided to undertake a radical transformation -- from androgyny to misogyny, if you will -- embodied by the amusing âWomen in Uniformâ:Â
âBeehive hairdo, forty-five on the hip;
Patrolwoman Saunders donât you give her no lip;
Took me to the station for a breath test;
Then back to her bedroom for some house arrest.
Flying to my hometown on a 747;
Stewardess made me feel like Iâm in heaven;
Looking up the aisle trying to see what I could see;
She leaned over and said coffee, tea, or me.
White apron and brown leather shoes;
The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised;
Broke my left leg and sprained my right;
Now she takes my temperature every night.
Commando raid on the Lebanese border;
Sergeant Anita she gives the order;
Khaki jacket and a sten gun;
Baby I surrender letâs have some fun.
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold;
Women in uniform, but ooh they feel so warm;
Women in uniform, khaki white and blue;
Women in uniform, coming after you!â
Written (as were most all the bandâs songs) by bassist Greg Macainsh, belted out with flirty sass by frontman Graeme âShirleyâ Strachan in a high, natural alto, and backed with unusual force by guitarists Bob Spencer, Bob Starkie, and drummer Imants âFreddyâ Strauks, the song briefly silenced Skyhooksâ critics by shooting to No. 8 on the Aussie charts 45 years ago.
It also dragged the bandâs fourth long-player, Guilty Until Proven Insane (*), along for the ride (it crested at No. 7) and then, oh so many decades later, worming into my psyche and my Ultimate Classic Rock list of the Top 10 glam rock songs of the â70s.
Oh, and thereâs a B-side, of course: a stuttering hard rocker called âBBBBBoogieâ that was far less compelling, but also reflected Skyhooks efforts to toughen up their sound ahead of Strachanâs departure for a solo career and continued success as a national TV and radio personality.
As for Skyhooks, they recruited a new singer named Tony Williams and absolutely bombed with 1980âs fifth and final studio LP, Hot for the Orient (which truly sounds like a Spinal Tap album title, donât it?), after which they accepted the inevitable and split up.
But occasional reunions with Strachan eventually took place, to the delight of nostalgic Australian fans, until the singer tragically perished in August of 2001, at the age of 49, when the helicopter he was piloting plummeted into a hillside.
Today, few people outside the Land Down Under obviously even remember Strachan or Skyhooks, but if youâd like to learn more, thereâs a touching, 20-minute news piece on YouTube narrated by the bandâs founding guitarist Red Symons.
* Produced by Jack Douglas and Eddie Leonetti, this LP finally delivered a studio recording of longtime on-stage fan favorite, âWhy Dontcha All Get Fucked?â
More â70s Glam Rock: Alice Cooperâs Killer, Angelâs Helluva Band, Billion Dollar Babiesâ Battle Axe, Blackfoot Sueâs Nothing to Hide, David Bowieâs The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, Diamond Reoâs Diamond Reo, GedĆâs GedĆ, Geordieâs Donât Be Fooled by the Name, Kissâ Kiss, Neil Merryweatherâs Space Rangers, Mott the Hoopleâs All the Young Dudes, The New York Dollsâ The New York Dolls, Skyhoolsâ âWomen in Uniform,â Suzi Quatroâs Suzi Quatro, Queenâs Sheer Heart Attack, The Runawaysâ The Runaways, Silverheadâs Silverhead, Sladeâs Slayed?, The Sweetâs Sweet Fanny Adams, T.Rexâs The Slider, Tiger B. Smithâs Tiger Rock, Rita Lee & Tutti Fruttiâs Fruto Proibido, The Rocky Horror Picture Show Soundtrack.â