Diavolo, Barbatos, Solomon, Simeon, Luke x gn!demon!mc
fluff; the characters grooming your wings/tail.
Masterlists
Diavolo:
The prince’s grin stays locked on his gallant face as he eagerly reaches up to clean the ridges of your horns, the ones you couldn’t reach yourself.
“This is so much fun, mc!” he beams before deeming your right horn to be done and moving to the left one, “I understand why you like helping me so much.”
You can’t help but mirror his smile while you lean further into his touch, enjoying the feeling of his firm brace on your majestic horns.
“Yours are more fun, though,” you smirk, “so pretty n’ shiny.”
Your hands flatten against the demon’s broad chest, underlining your words with the touch, feeling his deep laugh vibrate through your palms.
“Thank you, mc, though I believe yours are just as great.”
Barbatos:
You didn’t mean to burden the butler with even more work, though he fully insisted on cleaning you up after noting the mess of your tail, caused by fleeing from angry club owners with Mammon earlier in the night.
“You got yourself quite dirty, didn’t you, mc?” he sighs while letting a wet wipe pick up the nasty pieces of mud hiding in the small ridges of your tail, where the cleaning brush couldn’t reach well.
You huff in response, too tired and embarrassed to respond properly.
Barbatos leaves a final wipe along the side of your tail before finding his work to be finished. His soft fingers still trail small lines over the shining skin.
“I would like to add some products to protect you further from these types of things. Is that okay, mc?”
You turn to him, suddenly noticing that he’s been cleaning your tail without wearing his signature white gloves, the sudden intimacy of his touch letting your face heat up.
“...Sure, Barbatos.”
The butler gently smiles at you before getting up to retrieve said essence.
Solomon:
“Okay, so what if I-”
“OW WHAT THE FUCK SOLOMON,” you jump up from the bed, the edge of your wing burning like hell after whatever the wizard just did to you.
You glare down at the man, his apologetic grin somehow making you even madder.
“I’ll never let you touch my wings again after this,” you growl before sitting back down, fully regretting the lost bet that allowed Solomon to touch you in your demon form.
He hums before thinking out loud if your tail is as sensitive as your wings. You let said tail immediately wrap around his wrist, warning him of hurting you again with a deep growl in your voice. Solomon chuckles, unfazed by your anger, his free hand carefully removing your limb from his wrist.
“Don’t worry, mc, I’ll be careful now,” he promises lightheartedly before his cold hands flatten over the backside of your wings, the frosty touch making you shiver slightly though it does feel nice against your usually untouched skin.
“So… are there any special massage techniques I could treat you with? I’ll make it up for hurting you.” Solomon slowly leans forward to kiss the place he previously injured, silently apologizing for the pain, while hoping to make you feel good so he could maybe touch your super cool-looking wings again.
Simeon:
“Sure I’ll help you, mc, what is it?”
Simeon’s gentle smile only widens as you ask him if he could help you cleanse your tail of dry skin, too tired to do it yourself this night. This feels like you’re putting a lot of trust in him! And Simeon is not the one to break such a bond, and you’re both aware of that as he nods happily, his dark hair bouncing cutely with the movement.
His fingers brush against yours as he takes your custom scrub from your hand, his knees bouncing in his cross-legged position in front of you. You let your tail find its place in Simeon’s lap, watching him run his hands over it curiously, admiring your second form, the way you would his.
“I’m glad you asked me for help,” he confides while starting to follow your previous instructions, hands showing no sign of inexperience as he lets the brush glide over you.
“I’m glad you accepted,” you grin, barely keeping your tail from twitching in happiness as Simeon begins humming contently.
Luke:
“I- I’m not touching a demon!!” Luke shrieks while waving his hands in front of his chest, eyes big in shock at your sudden request.
“You think I want some angel touching me??” you bite back, letting him know you’re not particularly fond of this either, “but my wing it’s- so itchy, it… ugh it hurts, Luke please just a little scratch and I promise I won’t tell anyone about it!”
Luke stares at you for another second before giving in with a quick eye-roll and moving behind you, shortly asking where it’s itching.
His hands hesitantly scratch over the place you instructed, almost flinching back as your wings flutter in relief, though even after several moments, his curious touch still hasn’t left you.
“I’m good now, angel, thanks,” you awkwardly note after a few more moments of him still touching your wing.
Luke quickly retracts his hand from you and moves back to face you.
“Y-your wings feel pretty cool actually…” he thinks out loud, blushing after noticing your amused smirk, “f-for a demon, I mean!! And you promise not to tell anyone about this!”
“If you don’t tell either, I won’t,” you agree, barely suppressing a laugh as the angel quickly walks off with his nose held high.
A/N: I felt like writing for him since his birthday event recently finished and whatnot, plus he's one of my favorite characters from the game :) (this was originally supposed to be for his birthday but i lost motivation and i've been having terrible writers block lately)
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1: Quality Time
Simeon genuinely loves to spend time with you when he can
Things like binging T.V. shows or maybe getting your opinions on his writing are some of his favorites
One of his all time favorites, though, is spending the day with you and maybe a friend or two at an amusement park
I personally headcanon that he's a big fan or thrill rides, mainly because of the adrenaline rush they give him
2: Gift Giving:
Another one of his favorite ways that Simeon shows his love for you is through gift giving
Even if you're the type of person who typically doesn't enjoy people spending money on you
If that's the case, he wouldn't do it too often, but don't be surprised when he goes all out on special occasions (i.e. your birthday)
If you do enjoy things like that, though, expect many gifts from him
They usually range from things such as small trinkets he found while out shopping he thinks you'll like, to things you've been wanting for a while now
He overall just enjoys the smile that he can see on your face when you receive something from him that fancies you, even if it only appears for a split second
3: Acts of Service:
Simeon is usually very polite, as a good majority of angels are
But when he does things for you, it's different in a sense
Sure, he does things for many other creatures. Humans, demons, and angels alike
But there's always an increased sense of tenderness when he does things for you
Some things that he's most prone to doing for you include making your favorite foods, helping you with chores, holding doors for you, helping you carry things, etc.
He doesn't expect anything in return, either, since he genuinely enjoys doing things like this for you
4: Words of Affirmation:
Pretty much ever since day 1, Simeon has been giving you small affirmations through his words
And as time progressed and he got to know you better, he slowly became more apt to say things such as that almost subconsciously
It's become almost like a second nature to him at this point
And even though the small praises that fall from his lips may not seem like much to bystanders, they almost never fail to cheer you up, even if it's only for a little bit
5: Physical Touch:
Last, but not least, we have physical touch
I feel like Simeon's the type of angel who gets kinda uncomfy from physical touch most of the time, unless he's the one initiating it
That being said, i apologize if you're a more touchy person
However, he's not opposed to things such as cuddling and whatnot if/when you want to
He just prefers if you two do things like that in moderation
He does try to be a bit more physical with you over time, though (think about things such as him putting an arm around your shoulders or something)
He mainly does this because he's scared that you might get the wrong idea and begin to think that he doesn't love and/or care about you, which isn't the case at all
At the end of the day he just wants you to be happy with him and vice versa
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Thanks for reading! Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes and have a great day/night! :)
Do you ever wonder what it is about you that keeps your demon (or angel, or sorcerer) by your side? Not necessarily the traits you have that attracted them to you (and still do), or what they think makes you you, but the reason you’ve become so irreplaceable and imperative in their life that they don’t think they could live without you.
Brothers: here!
To Diavolo, you feel like normalcy.
He’s the future king of the Devildom, so it’s always been foolish for him to yearn for quite possibly the only thing he can’t have.
Everything is important, everything is a trap, there are never right answers, and everything comes with a price somebody won’t be happy about paying. Such is the life of the prince, a destiny that will only get harsher with time. Those who try to get close to him are often just looking for a boon, and those he wants to be close to him (hint hint Barbatos, HINT HINT LUCIFER) never want to pass the formality barrier. (Or the resentment barrier resulting from Diavolo holding Lucifer’s sister’s life as a bargaining chip for his unwavering eternal loyalty, but. Well. Remember what he said about prices and unhappiness?) The life he leads is terribly, dreadfully lonely.
When you come along, you show him what it is to just have something normal. You aren’t after him for power or money, you just want him for his company. Your presence is the most valuable thing in the world - whether you’re pulling him along on the streets, skipping ahead as if you aren’t leading the literal prince around like a lovesick dog, or just sitting in his study, finish tasks or calling out to him to tell him the jokes you scroll across on your D.D.D., you give him something he could never replace. There is no second layer he has to scramble to figure out, there are no disastrous consequences for the realm if he says the wrong thing - to you, he is an equal, he is just Diavolo, and even though others gasp at the thought, he is elated with this turn of events.
Even if he says his relationship with you is “normal,” it is the most treasured and important thing in his life.
To Barbatos, you feel inevitable.
Barbatos knows - two words that will always be true.
His power is well-known, his power is coveted, and, regrettably, his power is, for most, his defining feature. He does use it quite a lot, albeit very responsibly, to help his young lord out. As such, nothing surprises him, and it is near impossible to catch him off guard. Even more so, he seems to know how to navigate any situation. He is in control, he is the driving force behind so much. It’s useful, but it makes for a rather monotonous existence.
But you...you seem like you will always find a way to be around him. Barbatos doesn’t believe in inevitable destiny, but you sure do come close. You aren’t some grand scheme he has to painstakingly track in order to make sure something good happens. You aren’t some “what if?” thrown in the air that he needs to worry about. You are someone with your own wants and desires, and somehow he always seems to be part of them. He doesn’t have to worry about you, about the constantly shifting tides of time that may or may not take you away from him because you are the type of person who will always come back.
Barbatos knows that you will come back to him, that you will be with him - not because he’s checked, or because he’ll make it happen, but because you want to, and because you can be trusted.
To Solomon, you feel like home.
Solomon has lived many lives, in many places, and he has never really made one to be for him.
The world is constantly changing, and Solomon has changed with it. He’s also kept careful watch over it, tending to the needs of the people in making sure the more powerful realms don’t decide to tread over this one. As such, he is constantly moving - sometimes, he isn’t even within the human realm. He lives places, and he has houses, but he doesn’t have a home. Sometimes, the human realm isn’t even his home. Sometimes, he just exists.
There is something about you that makes Solomon want to stay. His wanderlust of the years dies down when he’s with you, and he realizes the joys of simply being for a while. Even his magic seems a second priority to keeping you around (and, hopefully, happy - even better if it’s because of him specifically.) You are comfortable. You are cozy. You are safe, even if he didn’t feel like he was in any particular danger before. At the end of a long day, you are the thing he yearns to return to. You are the constant he wants to keep for as long as he can.
For the first time in a long time, Solomon understand what a home is - and maybe it does lie where the heart is.
To Simeon, you feel precious.
Simeon has experienced divinity, paradise, and heaven, but never a luxury entirely his to indulge in.
He is an angel, after all, and the Celestial Realm is bountiful in wonderful experiences. Simeon is no stranger to kindness, patience, gentleness - all virtues, all aspects of love. He has witnessed the paradise of the Celestial Realm, shared in the collective treasures of the Realm’s wealth and beauty - anything you could consider a luxury, he could equate to his home. Though it has never bothered him before, these were never his alone.
You bring out something foreign in him, a desire to have something entirely his own. Not in the way that would restrict you, of course - but when you give him a gentle kiss to his cheek or lay your head on his shoulder, he wants nothing more than to stay like that forever. You have always been a treasure to him, a default to him being an angel, but you quickly become the most precious thing in the world to him. He wants to shower you in all the love and attention you deserve, to make sure you know just how priceless you are.
Though he wants to keep you to himself, he could never call this feeling selfish - not when the greatest prize in the world is to be the reason you smile and to hold you so dear
Shy MC Likes to be Traditionally Courted! (Simeon, Barbatos, Lucifer, Solomon)
here you go! i went ahead and only did the courting ask, but you’re more than welcome to send in another ask if you so please!
Lucifer
I feel like this would be the style he would default to. After all, it wouldn’t be very befitting of him to be the subject of some hot and heavy scandal, now would it?
I mean, Lucifer, if left to his own devices, might be the type to go for one of those relationship where the “stolen moments” are a bit heavier (you know, like “oh mc how random for us to be in this empty classroom that i totally didn’t usher you into lol wouldn’t it be funny if we started making out though”) but if you indicate that you’d prefer a more...traditional route, he certainly won’t complain.
Really likes to walk with your hand on his arm. It reeks of class and he can’t fight the satisfied smile on his face when you instinctively reach for him.
His favorite dates are ones where he can justify bringing you to some small Diavolo-related business party. He only makes sure you’re going to the smaller ones where you won’t be overwhelmed or aren’t supposed to be as an exchange student, but having a human there does bode well for Diavolo’s exchange program so you’re always extended an invite. Even if Lucifer says he doesn’t need a break from the business side of things, Diavolo always encourages him to dance with you so you get “the full experience.”
He really loves having his hand just above your waist as you dance with some of the other demons around you, allowing him a chance to breathe outside of the stuffy political conversations he has to sit through with Diavolo. It’s calming to him, and since these events are technically business related, it’s easier for him to steal you away without the other brothers accusing him of hoarding you.
Barbatos
Another one where this style really meshes well with him just in general. Barbatos naturally falls into this sort of servitude mode - though he knows how to keep it balanced in a more equal relationship dynamic such as significant others as opposed to prince and butler - and the little affections he gives you throughout the day will make you feel like you’re courting him even if that wasn’t what you explicitly wanted.
Honestly, you might feel like you’re engaged in some sort of forbidden affair within the palace walls on some days too, even if you both know Diavolo is probably the most supportive of your relationship.
He’s already in the habit of pulling out chairs for you and planning small dates in the middle of his day, and he has no qualms about making a little extra time to allow you to take his arm as he walks you to and from your classes.
One thing he really likes to do is to call you after he gets home from dropping you off after one of your dates. He thinks it’s nicer than just sending a text that he made it home, and he can normally keep you on the line while finishing up his nightly duties when he’s not quite ready to quit talking to you for the day.
Solomon
While I don’t think this is what Solomon would expect to be asked to do (and you would have to ask him, or hint at it at the least because he’s watched general dating expectations shift from traditional courting over time and will probably default to the norms of today), I don’t think he’d be upset by it. Actually, he might find he likes the idea of courting.
What can he say? He finds the whole “taking it slow” aspect relaxing and it helps him get out of his own head. There’s a lot less guessing involved this way and he finds it pretty easy to just enjoy the time he spends with you rather than worry about getting what you want to do right.
Will probably shoot random facts at you while he’s taking you to and from RAD - “did you know that some people used to carve spoons for the person they were courting? i can give you one with my name on it”
“wow, cool fact. did you know that before or did you look it up a few days ago?”
“...do you want a spoon or not, MC?”
Would definitely scour the internet or books or anything for some of the weirder customs to present to you just for the purpose of getting a rise out of you.
BUT! He does also take it seriously. He knows how to get tickets to any orchestra playing in town and will never leave you at the door to the House of Lamentation without a kiss to the top of your hand. (it becomes a habit eventually and he’ll be kissing the top of your hand every time he leaves you at a door, whether it be to a classroom, your house, whatever. even if he’s in the middle of a sentence. it’s kind of cute actually but don’t tell him that. or do.)
His favorite thing to do is to take you out on a romantic picnic at night when you’re supposed to be finishing your tasks. The whole “sneaking out the window” thing might be a little out of your comfort zone, but sometimes Lucifer just won’t let you out and hey, the stars ARE beautiful.....
Simeon
Simeon notices you aren’t responding as easily to the more casual affections he initiates at first. So he asks you about it straight up - “Is there any particular way you’d like me to go about this? I want to make sure I’m making you happy.”
And when you shyly answer that you’d like to try something a little more old-fashioned, his eyes light up.
He takes it seriously! But he also can’t help but feel like he’s in some historical romance, and maybe he’s getting inspiration for a short story, but let’s not get into that before it even makes it onto paper!
As an angel, he’s familiar with how a lot of people court, keeping the intimacy to a “respectable” level and focusing on compatibility for commitment. But he has to say, he likes your version a little better, how it’s less about two families testing the waters and a lot more romantic. He thinks it’s unbearably cute how you still get flustered at the smallest gestures.
His favorite thing to do is to walk in the Devildom botanical gardens, strolling at a leisurely pace and paying more attention to each other than the flowers. He thinks the whole experience of the pleasant weather and the sweet scent of the flowers wafting through the air is the perfect backdrop for what definitely feels like a dream come true for him.
way to go mc, you’ve allowed yourself to be poisoned (nowdateables)
CW for: descriptions of food and eating, brief descriptions of choking-like symptoms. (mainly in the intro, though the individual stories mention coughing, (light) blood and fainting). there will be talk of food and keeping an eye on what is being eaten in the individual character stories as well.
find the brothers here!
When you start coughing:
You’re at a sort of banquet when it happens, which is as embarrassing for you as it is horrifying for him
At first, the brother nearest you just assumes you’re choking, but just as your coughing gets loud enough to attract attention you’re already falling to the ground, covering your mouth.
Diavolo immediately moves towards you but he’s ushered away because nobody realizes it was a fumble on the new chef’s part and can’t take the risk of it being some kind of botched assassination attempt, and some of his staff have to drag him away as he watches helplessly over his shoulder
He sends Barbatos to check on you and sees him kneeling beside Simeon, who is already focusing on you, when he leaves the room.
Taking care of you afterwards:
What he couldn’t do when you were facing the brunt of the poison, he makes up for in taking care of you afterwards.
You wake up in a soft bed, much bigger than any you’ve ever been in before. He’s not touching you, but he is watching you as he lies on his side next to you, propping his head up on one hand. His eyes seem to glow in the dark room, and you think for a moment “huh, funny how this should be something that scares me to death.”
Diavolo is normally a pretty boisterous guy, but when he sees you’re awake and smiles at you, you see the softer, more serious side of him.
Diavolo tries to insist that you either go to the human realm for care or allow him to bring someone, but you point out that the whole program he’s got going on is a little abnormal and it would probably take too long for them to adjust.
He settles for someone you know, like Satan, Simeon or Solomon. He treats them with such firmness, though, you see their eyes flicker to you like “?? is this the same person?”
Diavolo is with you every spare moment he can get: in between meetings, cancelling any non-essential tasks, taking paperwork into the room and sitting with you while he does it
Lucifer probably has a sleepless week ahead of him, picking up his slack :(
Is very gentle with you and lets you take as much time as you need off from school
Afterwards, does thorough checks on his cooking staff and starts drafting mandates to add human-safe options in any restaurant or other eatery you choose
even asks for your input on any human dishes you think should be recreated. the food industry may hate you but hey, now you get to eat the Devildom version of your favorite food wherever you go!
When you start coughing:
Barbatos would never accidentally poison you. He is too practiced in his diligence. He would also never allow you to accidentally poison yourself - the watchful eye he keeps on the prince is not reserved for him.
If you were to somehow be poisoned, accidentally or due to the ill will of somebody else, he wouldn’t be in the same room.
That’s not to say he isn’t immediately alerted and, if he’s close by, he’s making his way to you immediately.
Barbatos has a relatively calm and even pleasant demeanor, but the solemn frown he has on his face when he enters the room silences any chaos your fainting might have caused.
Taking care of you afterwards:
When Barbatos needs to give stellar care, he just defaults to the royal treatment. lucky you, right?
He doesn’t have the most time to stop by and check on you - and the brothers probably whisked you away to the House of Lamentation before he could offer you a place closer to him. (they have the Devildom’s most capable medical staff on hand, yes?)
He definitely does visit you - sometimes Diavolo arrives under the guise of having to talk to Lucifer and lets Barbatos go to you, others he just shows up.
Definitely scrutinizes every little thing the brothers are doing for you and then decides to do things himself.
Soon enough he has traded out your pillows and blankets for much softer ones from the palace, and he makes sure you’re equipped with any potions or even human painkillers you may need while your body recovers.
If you ask him why he’s getting so into it, he just says “What can I say? I only know how to give the best treatment. I’ve had plenty of practice with My Lord.”
When he bends down to press a kiss to your forehead, give him a smirk and ask “oh? is this part of the special treatment Diavolo gets too?”
He’ll just give you a wry smile. You’re lucky he’s still got to treat you gently. “Save such jest for Lucifer, my dear.”
When you start coughing:
He probably did it himself
Everybody already knows his reputation with preparing food, and after you live for however many years and plant names change, you forget some of the names of what is and isn’t poisonous to a regular human.
When you start coughing, he isn’t even concerned - it’s more of an “ah shit, here we go again” reaction because he’s used to this
It isn’t until you fall on the floor that he gets...suspicious.
“Come on MC, don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic?” He asks, not even bothering to hide his disappointment
It isn’t until you don’t answer and he can hear you practically wheezing that he realizes what he’s done
He kneels down to the ground beside you and rubs your back in an attempt to show that he realizes what is going on and looks at the counter, where some of the ingredients he used are still sitting
He stares at a devildom plant that looks suspiciously like mint for a few moments before it clicks that it’s well liked in the devildom for the intense burning sensation it gives
Taking care of you afterwards:
Solomon is as adept at poison remedies as he is at accidentally poisoning people. (he wasn’t always immortal, after all. he’s had to live with his dangerous curiosity way before he figured that out.)
He’d keep you in Purgatory Hall for the first day, seeing the sorry state you were in.
Would offer you his bed to rest while he sits cross legged on the ground next to you, back against the bed with a spell book. Sometimes he’ll crack open an easy one and talk you through some of the simpler spells, and others he reads it for himself while you rest.
Isn’t big on the proactive care but all you need to do is say his name and he’s ready to get anything you need <3
Only tells the brothers that you’re staying the night because he doesn’t want them to kick the door down. Only tells them why because Asmo started making assumptions in the group chat
Everybody afterwards will tell you that honestly, what else did you expect to happen? It’s Solomon’s cooking, MC. Really.
Solomon figures you’re fine figuring out what foods are safe on your own, but since it was someone you supposedly trusted that poisoned you, he finds himself eyeing any food given to you by a friend. However, since HE was the one who actually poisoned you, this most often ends in intense stare-offs that you have to break up
When you start coughing:
Angels don’t have to be as careful as humans - after all, their lives and bodies aren’t nearly as fragile as yours is.
He doesn’t notice that there’s something in the dish you can’t eat, but he does notice the moment you realize something is wrong.
Watching a human realize that they’ve just put their life in danger is a horrible thing, and the look in your eyes sent his blood pressure skyrocketing before your coughing even got super bad.
He can see your lips swelling and that’s when he looks at the salad on your plate.
He doesn’t dare leave your side, and instead opts to send an emergency message to EVERYONE.
Surprisingly, the “MC. POUSOND. NOW. 💀” gets the message across fairly efficiently.
Taking care of you afterwards:
Being under the care of an angel is a heavenly experience indeed.
Simeon is allowed to stay with you while you recover, offering you multiple soothing drinks and chapsticks to help alleviate your pain.
He keeps your room clean and cool so your environment is as peaceful as can be!
Any gifts the brothers offer, he gives to you personally.
He jokingly offers to spoon-feed you, and if you take him up on the offer you’re both blushing by the end of it.
Once you’re better, he’ll find you at lunch and cheerfully remind you to look what’s on your plate. if you brush him off, he’ll just smile and say something like “don’t you remember what happened last time?” but his smile says something dangerous
When you start coughing:
HE. FREAKS. OUT.
Most likely to think this was a direct attack on you and he’s ready to throw hands. Simeon has to place a hand on his shoulder to get him to calm down.
His voice gets higher the more he fights to get close to you, and Simeon starts gently leading him away while sending concerned glances over his shoulder
Taking care of you afterwards:
The first time he brings you sweets and the demons feel the need to check it over and refuse to give it to you he almost cries
He’s not the one who hurt you, and he worked hard on those!!
Simeon tells him that your stomach might be upset still and that makes him feel a little better, because at least he didn’t directly offend you like that.
Will get “angry” (read: pouty) if you don’t let him PERSONALLY inspect what you’re eating for anything poisonous
Can be found at the kitchen table in Purgatory Hall, hunched and asleep as he drools over cookbooks with human-safe recipes
haha hey, bringing this post back by popular demand (i think? popular demand in my own brain for sure) so i hope u enjoy uwu
warning again for the same type of humor in the last one! these are all things i’d say about myself or my friends dw - warning for simeon’s though, he has a (christian) church mention once (aside from the whole him being an angel thing...you get it)
demon bros here!
Diavolo
you picked him out in the intro and then experienced a severe sadness when you realized he didn’t have an intimacy system attached to him
you frequently use the “hey king you dropped this” meme (and common variations)
you are the most prone to needing the joke explained to you/laughing without getting it because everybody else is
remember what i said about beel and himbos? same thing applies, only this time it fits the character (more)!
you can’t remember the last time you referred to a (male) political figure without calling them “daddy”
you have a small group of friends and/or are an only child
“having a boyfriend is like having a dog right? i just have to love him, feed him and walk him yeah?”
last to know the hottest gossip
Barbatos
you’re into Twisted Wonderland
you’re one of those people who only likes side characters, except you take it too far
you do all the work in the group projects
you look like you’ve got your life together, but really you are this close to losing your shit. “your fingers are touching.” you bet they are
you’re scary good at “predicting the future” i.e. learning from your past mistakes and figuring out how a situation is going to play out. it’s like you have espn or something
if there’s a “popular girl” clique or something similar in media you’re routing for the underdog sidekick every time
you’re v e r y independent (probably as a coping mechanism lbr)
you text using (mostly) proper grammar
Solomon
you’re the reason group chats become cursed and implode
you used to trick kids your age into eating paper saying “it tastes like chicken”
deep time: your biggest fear is that none of your relationships are permanent and your friends will all leave you behind one day
not so deep time: you laugh at the kinfecat image every time, no exceptions
[sighs wistfully] oh to live in a 90s sitcom in which i live with my roommates who i am close friends with and i am the character who is the driving force behind 90% of the show’s wacky shenanigans
voted most likely to ghost your friends for a month and start a new group message with an “i lived bitch” moment
you get a scar and you hope it stays so you can tell the story over and over again
you’re kind of into e-boys, but just like a little
Simeon
you’re the friend that isn’t opposed to listening to your friends talk about underage drinking and general tomfoolery, but participating wasn’t exactly your idea of a fun friday night
most likely to have participated in a youth group
you’re either a theater kid, choir kid or band kid (in order of likeliness) and if you tell me you’re not, you’re also a liar
the embodiment of “good kids are just the kids that don’t get caught :)” (or “if i’m good and responsible now they’ll be more likely to let me off the hook later”)
you were/would be involved in as many honor societies and community service clubs as you could be
you were/are a bit of a teacher’s pet
you would never ever use it against them but by god do you have all kinds of dirt on your friends. but don’t worry you’d never use it against them. but you could :) but you would never! but. still. it could happen. but it won’t :)
instead of using emojis you still use :) :o 8) and so on
Luke
you have friends who show affection with that “gently bullies you” mindset and you’re too soft to tell them it actually kinda hurts
you are the mom friend
you stress bake
you have a lot of love but are afraid to show it in fear of coming across as Too Much
you have a vanilla scented candle
your love language is picking up your friends and holding them so gently
the type to always be told “you’re so cute when you’re angry :)”
always underestimated and ready to throw hands about it
