May 18
4525 alive and real on my island i guess
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4525 alive and real on my island i guess
Simon “Convict” Lung (I don’t know his last name) in the running up for “Most Unsanitary Wound care ever performed” reward.
I don’t even like sharing drinks but I’d let Simon spit in my mouth. I’d beg for it in fact
that’s so valid no i get it
Doing the classic Carry On Christmas Eve reread and I decided to start from the start because I felt like it and hOLY FUCK does Simon mention Baz a lot
Simon: Would you like to see pictures of my son?
Maria: Sure~!
Simon: *shows pictures of Taka* He's my pride you know.
So anyway I am choosing to believe Fawn came in clutch is all I’m sayin.
Simon, covered in blood as he stumbles into Maria's office, holding a bottle of champagne in one hand and a dead goose in the other. "...I found it."
She gasped! Both at the lengths he went to get the champagne and the HUGE MESS HE WAS MAKING!
"Oh. Oh, my goodness," she stammered, rising from her desk. She wasn't sure where to begin. "What on Earth did you do to yourself?! Put that down! Take your shoes off!"