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[Matt wants to do a Christmas’ show]
SIMON: What’d you need?
MATT: Any Christmas ideas you might have.
TOM: There’s no such thing as the star of Bethlehem.
SIMON: Jesus was born in North Africa! How come in paintings it always looks like he’s one of the Bee Gees?
MATT: Alright, Christmas ideas that don’t shreak of meanness.
SIMON: Hey, your people stole Jesus from my people.
STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP
S01E11 - The Christmas Show
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip: The Option Period 1.09
Harriet: People knock on closed doors in America.
Simon: Look...
Harriet: Were the two of you raised on a farm?!
Tom: I was.
Simon: I was raised over a heroin dealership.
Harriet: That's no excuse for bad manners.
Lucy: ...As in, The Man took away my medicaid, you stupid prat!
Simon: What the hell is a prat?
Lucy: A git! A plonker.
Tom: I'm freezing.
Simon: Be a man!
Tom: I'm trying, but I'm wearing a frock.
-- Nevada Day, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
