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[funsteiger]

You know shit got real when Fussballgott tells you to fuck off

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[Upon learning he must move far away and commute to work]

ROSS: I mean it’s... it’s kinda far from work, but, uh, you know, I’ll get so much done on the commute. I... I’ve been given the gift of time!

CHANDLER: Now, that’s so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.

  FRIENDS

S05E06 - The One with the Yeti

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FRIENDS

S07E10 - The One with the Holiday Armadillo

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FRIENDS

S07E10 - The One with the Holiday Armadillo

  Foto: screencapped.net/tv/friends

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MATT: [looking at a Santa statue on stage] What, uh, what’s going on with this?

CAL: What do you mean?

MATT: What’s he doing?

CAL: There are gonna be reindeer up in the balcony. He’s waving at them.

MATT: He’s giving the Nazi salute.

CAL: Nah, he’s waving at the reindeer.

MATT: Why wouldn’t the reindeer be with him?

CAL: Well when you start to apply logic to Santa Claus, Matt...

MATT: Alright, let’s set logistics aside. He’s saying “Heil Hitler”.

CAL: I think you’re reading too much into it.

MATT: He’s giving the Nazi salute!

CAL: [pause] Well now that you’ve said it that’s all I can see.

MATT: It’s all anybody can see.

CAL: Yeah, he’s got the crazy eyes too, doesn’t he?

MATT: Yeah.

CAL: [to the room] Let’s get rid of demented Santa Claus!

  STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

S01E11 - The Christmas Show

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MATT: [about Simon, Tom and the writers] They calculated number of homes with children and the average weight of two presents per child.

DANNY: What did they come up with?

MATT: He’d need 214.200 reindeer pulling the sleigh weighing 321.000 tons at 3.000 times the speed of sound.

  STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

S01E11 - The Christmas Show

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MATT: [looking at a Santa statue on stage] What, uh, what’s going on with this?

CAL: What do you mean?

MATT: What’s he doing?

CAL: There are gonna be reindeer up in the balcony. He’s waving at them.

MATT: He’s giving the Nazi salute.

CAL: Nah, he’s waving at the reindeer.

MATT: Why wouldn’t the reindeer be with him?

CAL: Well when you start to apply logic to Santa Claus, Matt...

MATT: Alright, let’s set logistics aside. He’s saying “Heil Hitler”.

CAL: I think you’re reading too much into it.

MATT: He’s giving the Nazi salute!

CAL: [pause] Well now that you’ve said it that’s all I can see.

MATT: It’s all anybody can see.

CAL: Yeah, he’s got the crazy eyes too, doesn’t he?

MATT: Yeah.

CAL: [to the room] Let’s get rid of demented Santa Claus!

  STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

S01E11 - The Christmas Show

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[Matt wants to do a Christmas’ show]

SIMON: What’d you need?

MATT: Any Christmas ideas you might have.

TOM: There’s no such thing as the star of Bethlehem.

SIMON: Jesus was born in North Africa! How come in paintings it always looks like he’s one of the Bee Gees?

MATT: Alright, Christmas ideas that don’t shreak of meanness.

SIMON: Hey, your people stole Jesus from my people.

  STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

S01E11 - The Christmas Show

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MATT: How is it I’m Jewish, and I’m the only one with Christmas spirit? Come to think of it, how is it I’m in the only Jew in a comedy writers’ room?

  STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

S01E11 - The Christmas Show

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[Matt plops down a tiny mounted pine on the writers’ conference table]

ANDY: What are you? Linus?

MATT: Yes. Yes I am. I carry with me the true meaning of Christmas.

DARIUS: You carry with you a dead Christmas tree.

MATT: Okay, Ebenezer. First of all, all Christmas trees are dead; they’ve been chopped down.

  STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP

S01E11 - The Christmas Show

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[beaswellgirl]

Sports Night 1. 23 The West Wing 1. 22 Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip 1. 22 The Newsroom 3. 6

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Woody Allen

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Woody Allen

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Quentin Tarantino

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Kurt Cobain

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