#simplescavenger

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@simplescavenger

Moxie was more than prepared for a day of scavenging with Kurt, but if she knew anything about the Wasteland it was to expect the unexpected. She entered Diamond city with a big sword strapped to her back, armor heavier than what she typically wore, and a basket full of tasty food for her and her new friend to share for lunch.

Hildur teased her about it when they found her that morning, up before the sun rose so she could bake for the two of them. Moxie wasn’t having any of it. What’s wrong with two friends exploring together and potentially killing a few guys? She did that all the time!

Quietly, she walked around the little aisles of shacks she saw the day before until she found Kurt’s door, and she gave it a little knock. The city was much quieter this time of day; part of her wondered if he’d even be up yet.

[fusionpulse-blog]

☯: Do they believe in karma?

Ned believes that good things happen to bad people and terrible things happen to good people.

[radiatedgreenhouse]

hibiscus: What are your favorite things to eat?

“I enjoy fruits and grains… But I suppose most of everyone does. I am deeply invested in coffee and.. Have you ever tried hot cocoa? It may be my favorite thing on this entire galaxy. Put some ground up cinnamon with the mix with warm brahmin milk and you’ll have the best drink you’ll ever try.”

[fusionpulse-blog]

💗-💗?

Goodness, you have glasses, don’t you?  Well, that is, I mean, of course you have glasses, they’re right there on your face, I merely meant to say that they’re nice aesthetically-wise and also, I am sure, in the practical sense because, of course, there are a host of vision-related issues that exist for people, and…what I mean to say is where did you find them?  And in such good condition? 

[awildthing-archive]

👑?

👑 …someone my muse is jealous of.

Read: Every single person in diamond city, Magnolia, people who have steady amounts of caps, MARCIE, happily married people, and everyone that’s ever been happy.

[jackscrewed]

😒?

😒 …someone my muse hates. 

Her name is Rhett and she was the daughter of the raider boss.  He was seventeen then and acne-scarred and still gangly, and she couldn’t be much older than him, if she was older than him at all.  After he was first captured on the road to Quincy, his traveling companions either killed or carter away, she was the only one of his captors to speak softly to him, so Jackie latched on to her instantly.

Then she beat the shit out of him that first time and he learned to trust no one.  In the raider hierarchy, Jackie was too low down for anyone important to deal with, so they left all punishment and reward up to Rhett.  She got him heavily into psycho and supplied him mentats, mostly so she could take them away if need be.  She took the first digit of one finger for walking too far away without permission, and had a habit of handcuffing him to things and then wandering away.  She attempted to shoot him more than once.

Jackie shot her while he was escaping and thought she surely died, but when he returned to the Commonwealth from Florida and set up shop as a scavver, he discovered that she was now out of raiding and into scavving as well.  He’s cordial to her if they ever interact through mutual acquaintances, not really caring to draw attention to the raider thing lest it draw attention to his background as well, and as an adult, he pities her for having grown up in all that, but the sight of her still dredges up panic.

[jackscrewed]

simplescavenger replied to your post: (Top 5 fashion and top 5 hair-do/make-up/styling...

(Jack’s fashion/style tips are the best, this man needs a radio show or something)

[careful now, if he gets the idea of radio into his head, he’d probably decide that the logical course of action is to seduce kent connolly on the chance that he’d let him use his radio equipment when he’s not busy with it, and we can’t have that because jack is a bad influence and would probably try to convince innocent kent to broadcoast his self-insert silver shroud smut fanfic involving cyborgs instead or something along those lines.]

[jackscrewed]

(Top 5 fashion and top 5 hair-do/make-up/styling no-no's?)

Okay, fella, now let me tell you, I consider myself a fair and open-minded person, congenial and super pleasant and chill all the time, but there are some things when it comes to the art of wearing fabric and paint on your body that just don’t fly in the kingdom of Jack.

Unless it’s winter and you really need to conserve as much as body heat as possible or you won’t survive the long, icy winter out west in your lonesome prairie cabin (it’s made of logs and you had to borrow nails from the bearded man three miles out who’s your closest neighbor), then and only then, can you tuck your baggy sweater into your pants, but unless it ain’t, then don’t.

Why the fuck you wearing glasses unless you need them?  You think shitty eyesight’s sexy or something?  You got a thing for making people think you can’t see good?  Man, see, I am not running around in these glasses because I think it’s fashion.  I got an eye condition.

There is not a weather condition under this sun during which wearing long socks and baggy shorts together is every appropriate, and yet I got people walking around during the summer that think they should.

Look, I’m just saying, there is a happy medium between pants so loose you see the cleft of your ass and pants so tight you see the cleft of your sack, and though there are circumstances where you might want to see either/or, it’s definitely not when you’re working hours out in the hot sun trying to dig graves, christ, Johnathan.

Much like other things in life, ties can actually be too short or too long.

And as for other shit...

I think after a certain point, you just gotta really examine your life and ask, “There is not a solitary hair on the top of my head anymore, so maybe growing out the rest isn’t proving anything.”

I heard people say that you can wear bright lipstick or you can wear dark eye-shadow, but you can’t do both, but that’s bullshit.  You can do it if you just embrace it and go completely outrageous.  Don’t halfass this shit.

You can’t wear fancy duds and neglect your hair, okay.  I know the style of men tends towards being short and not-so-glam, but at least comb it out, okay?

Don’t pony that shit up unless you actually got enough hair for a proper tail.  Same goes for buns.  No one loves small buns.

You gotta give your hair a trim every once and awhile if you got it or else it starts looking spidery.  This is basic shit, people.