#simulator posting

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👨 bbqmasterking Follow hey guys oomf just mowed past their property onto my lawn

💁‍♀️ daisymaetips Follow who???

👨 bbqmasterking Follow mailbox

🥭 shedskater552 Follow im serious if youre the guy whos letting your dog shit all over my porch im going to kill you

🍋 ameliabedeliafan09 Following does anyone want lemonade?? just 50 cents a cup!! pls come to 157 wiggle street and you can get a couple cups for you and your family :) i'm only 15 and id really like to make a few extra bucks

🏠 silvercountyhoa Follow ?

🏠 silvercountyhoa Follow hello

🍋 ameliabedeliafan09 Following hi?

📛 silvercountypolicedepartment Follow do you have a moment to talk real quick

🍦 icecreamtruck Follow is anybody gonna come out and get something

🐶 woofwoofwoof Follow this fire hydrant looks so enticing...

🏠 silvercountyhoa Follow Please join us at our annual SUMMER BLAST on August 3rd, 2024 at 6:00 PM for a seasonal barbecue, fireworks show, and live reading of the new neighborhood compliance agreements!

NOT PERMITTED: Dogs. Children. Jeans. Socks and sandals. More children. Significantly smaller, louder children. Jorts. Non-organic meat. Vegan meals. Carrots. Celery. Woke mindsets. Dogs. I'm serious if you bring your dog we're going to kill it.

🥪 happyandsmith Follow Hi everyone! We just moved in, very happy to see everybody's happy faces :) Excited to be a good neighbor!

🌭 hotdogjoe Follow you won't believe what im going to offer you at the first neighborhood bbq

🍦 icecreamtruck Follow hello

🍦 icecreamtruck Follow can anyone hear me

🐶 woofwoofwoof Follow this porch is awfully enticing, too...

[burgerlabs]

🎁 shittedfeet Follow

we should give cigarettes to babies

🎪 just-a-smol-fandom-bean Follow

i- not funny. i genuinely cant believe you would even promote smoking. dont you know smoking kills? we shouldnt be giving drugs to children. im seriously upset with your glamorization and romanticization of tobacco. it fucking kills. my friend's uncle's boss's dog died from tobacco. have some class.

🥽 supernova5000 Follow

hey @just-a-smol-fandom-bean were you the one who drew rpf mpreg art of the guy from pierce the veil

🎪 just-a-smol-fandom-bean Follow

i- yes... maybe you did find my SMUTTY content but ill have you know it is my PRIVATE art and thus you should not be mentioning it here.. thank you very much...

🎁 shittedfeet Follow

:(

🎡 letssaytherearecougars Follow

i fucking hate it here

[burgerlabs]

it has come to my attention that my recent post has garnered some frightened feedback which is why i have decided to simulate a collection of normal, expected burger labs posts below.

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boymusk

#burger labs.txt

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i legit hate this stupid piece of shit (no i dont. im sorry)

#burger labs.txt #burger labs.png #burger labs art #metalocalypse #skwisgaar skwigelf #doodle #ms paint #my art

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i know postal dude canonically has a small dick but do you guys think he could be hung if he like, really tried

#burger labs.txt #postal #postal2

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ooouuughhh my god i fucking hate syscords holdon i need to go on an entire rant

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#burger labs.txt #system #discord #dont tell the syscord users im posting this

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jesus is a really boring mc i hope they kill him off soon

#burger labs.txt

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do you guys ever think about the inherent eroticism in the duel between skwisgaar and toki. do you guys ever think about how they were made for each other. theyre not two halves to one whole but rather complementary parts. do you guys ever think about how skwisgaars playing and tokis playing both complement one another and how you only get a full song in the duel when they play together. do you ever think about how shaky and frantic skwisgaars playing is when he's trying to defeat toki , but then its calm and collective and comprehensible when they play alongside each other in front of the vineyard castle. DO YOU EVEN GET IT.

#burger labs.txt #skwisgaar skwigelf #metalocalypse #dethklok #toki wartooth #doomstar requiem

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bitches call me burger cause i lab on that meat

#burger labs.txt #ooh yeah this is a good one

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