#singularityposting

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh wow! I sure do love being Jezrien, Herald of Kings, Father of Storms, Prime Kadasix, Patron of the Windrunners, Bringer of Water and Life! I sure hope nothing happens to me now that I've spent millennia slowly losing my mind - *gets stabbed 23 times*

[inferno-the-skywing]

Y'know, I used to really hate Sazed, but after further reflection, I've realised he's just one man, an imperfect one, and he's trying his best.

Sure, he's done bad things, but he genuinely regrets them, and he wants to do better, so I don't think he's that bad.

Besides, he's the only living Shard to- *gets stabbed 23 times*

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

so if singularity=desolation, and the singularity singularity was aharietiam, what will be our false desolation as a fandom. our recreance if you will

[inolienkiki]

Rashek voice I figured it out! If I can just spike myself once a year until the Well refills, I’ll be able to— *gets stabbed 1023 times*

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Oh man I sure hope this ugly ass mildly insane emo man sent by my husband's abusive father with the most basic name on this planet doesn't betray me - *gets stabbed 23 times*

[inferno-the-skywing]

HOID'S REAL NAME IS- *gets stabbed 23 times*

[inferno-the-skywing]

Mistborn, but instead of swallowing metal, they bite chunks out of plastic balls from the dashcon ballpit.

[inferno-the-skywing]

I FIGURED IT OUT! THE PERSON HOID'S TRYING TO RESURRECT IS- *gets stabbed 23 times*