#pride month singularity

[opo55omrevolution]

veil: its pride month shallan. you know what that means

shallan: huh what did you want me to like. make gay drawings

[echoingcave]

Lord Ruler: It's Pride Month, random skaa. You know what that means.

Kelsier: I think I do. I know you want me to die gayly. But you can't kill me gayly, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am Gay Hope.

Lord Ruler: [gay slap]

[that-androgynous-lightweaver]

Shallan: "It's Pride Month, Kaladin. You know what that means."

Kaladin: "Huh? What? Do you want me to -- "

..... And then it hit Kaladin. Pride Month was Shallan's Tien

[confused-stars]

The Stormfather: ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜ, ᴅᴀʟɪɴᴀʀ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴇᴀɴꜱ.

Dalinar: What? You want me to unite them in a gay way? What?

The Stormfather: *makes a literal rainbow in the sky*

[sankta-wraith]

Szeth: It’s pride month, sword-nimi. You know what that means Nightblood: Do you want me to like…destroy gay evil?

[stormlightsnorter]

Shallan: it’s pride month Adolin! You know what that means!

Adolin: Yeah…. I think I do actually.

[inferno-the-skywing]

'Reen': It's pride month Vin, you know what that means.

Vin: Don't trust gay people.

[inolienkiki]

It's pride month Kiki, you know what that means

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