#sitcom quotes

[iconiclineenergy]

Oleg: here it is. Shut the windows and shut up.

Max: well this is starting exactly how I imagined

Oleg: shut it!

Caroline: Oleg where did you get this?

Oleg: shut up!

Caroline: are those sirens?

Oleg: shut up!

Caroline: does it come with instructions?

Oleg: the instructions are to shut up 

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[sotwk]

The perpetual mode of introverts. Thanks, Ron Swanson.

[televisionquoteseverywhere]

Superstore

Amy Dubanowski, Cheyenne Lee, Dina Fox & Sandra Kaluiokalani

[burblesnwords]

That is why we distance ourselves. That's why we make jokes. We don't do it because it's fun— we do it so we can get by... and sometimes because it's fun. But mostly it's the getting by thing.

Dr. Perry Cox, Scrubs

[potatocoward]

Parks and recreation, 2009-2015

s4, ep9

[wordsonwordsonwords]

“If you wanna fly, I'm not gonna hold your feet to the ground, I'm gonna be the one to push you off the cliff.”

Phil [to Claire], Modern Family

[heatherthehippiex]

Roz Doyle, I love you. Your sass is like mine.

[shironezuninja]

Amy Rose is supposed to be a badass girl full of moxie, not a touchy feely kind of girl. Does Shira have to step up to the plate again here?