#skank!kurt

[esilher]

For the Klaine Valentines Challenge 2025 Day four: Hearts Collide by Green Day

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Looking for nerd!Blaine and skank!Kurt. I searched on Ao3 and only got one-shots. Are there any fics?

There are quite a few! ~ Jen

Trapped in Amber by happylittlebumblebee

Kurt is drifting through his senior year of high school; he bothers no-one, and finally no-one bothers him. In the four years since his mother’s death when he was thirteen years old, Kurt and his father have become strangers living in the same house. Until one day an overly-enthusiastic transfer student from some private school is asking him for directions, and his father brings home the mother of his once-tormentor.

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Here, Blaine is a cheerio!, but same sort of ides:

The Cuffed Verse (14 parts!) by skivvysupreme

In which Kurt is a Skank, Blaine is a Cheerio, and Puck is a very proactive Klaine shipper.

~~~~~ Across an Empty Land by antarcticbird

Glee club is certainly not Kurt's idea of a good time, and having to sing a duet doesn't make it any more appealing. Blaine's firm insistence on school assignments being important doesn't really help either.

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Rose Garden filled with Thorns by Strangertd

Blaine is new to McKinley, and quickly finds a group of friends to call his own. However, he finds himself drawn to the mystery badboy of the group, and finds himself developing a crush. He's sure Kurt is straight. Why else would he be all over Brittany?

Blaine has no clue what surprises await him.

~~~~~ The Nerd and the Skank by azicrow, roguebowtie

Burt Hummel never saw Karofsky mock Kurt with a limp wrist. The truth never came out, and shortly after the wedding, Kurt decided he had to do something drastic if he was going to make it out of High School alive. He joined the Skanks to hide under the radar and left Glee Club. Life continued at McKinley and now it's the beginning of a new school year... and one Blaine Anderson is getting under his skin.

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Asses and Skipping Classes by miarsaursex

Kurt Hummel is most definitely not a virgin, no matter how many people think he is and no matter how small or non-existent the number of people he’s had sex with is. He’s not. He’s so not.

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Kind of a Thing Verse by AntarcticBird

Written for the prompt: ”You are cute but we’re not going to be a thing.”

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Blackbird by NotUnusual

Blaine’s parents move during Blaine’s senior year, forcing him to attend a new school where he doesn’t know anyone. It wouldn’t be so bad, except he’s being targeted by the school bully; Kurt Hummel. Blaine discovers that the best way to combat Kurt is to make friends with him, but can they actually get along?

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[jdsportfolio]

help girl the kids are entering their reputation eras

[mypopculturesummer]

For your skank Kurt needs!

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This might be a reach but I read a really good series called ‘Everything Means Everything’ and I was wondering if you guys knew of any fics with similar themes to that klaine story

I had to look it up as I haven't read it myself - here it is for others:

Everything means everything by orphan_account

 Since his Mom’s death, Kurt Hummel has felt like he’s been forgotten and disregarded. Then, he meets a boy with curly hair, a nose ring, and painted nails. Enter Blaine Anderson.

There is a sequel - Always with you by orphan_account

Kurt paints Blaine's nails. With feelings because this is a skank!kurt fic.

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Try our skank tab. Especially those with Blaine as badboy also. Also, option of Blaine as the skank.

Little Yellow Tags by lurkdusoleil

Kurt starts–and continues–a relationship with McKinley’s newest Skank.

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I Know You Want Into My Tight Pants by Klainersofdegrassi

Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Skank and and Badboy: What happens when they unexpectedly find themselves in bed together?

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Journey by @quizasvivamos

Badboy!Blaine and Skank!Kurt: Kurt and Blaine meet on the long-abandoned railroad tracks of a technologically advanced dystopian society. They are outcasts. With being gay comes being marked or “branded”, and they must carry the burden of the literal stigma wherever they go so that the world knows what they are. This story is about where they go when they live in a world that doesn’t want them.

*Please heed the tags. The tropes being used are done so in an unconventional way.

Swing, swing by quizavivamos

The Skanks, Kurt and Quinn, are a thing. Blaine, a bit of a bad boy, is dating that goth girl, Tina. The four best friends are fully immersed in the Emo/Scene subculture, the kids everyone at school calls emo or just plain freaks. As close-knit as a friend group can get, the couples share a lot in common: their love of choir and band, tastes in music and art, partying, going to shows and concerts, getting wasted, and—oh, yeah—each other's partners. They swap sometimes. Because it's cool, and it's hot. Besides, it's just for fun. Then, in the summer before their senior year, they take a life-altering road trip to Cleveland for Warped Tour 2005.

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Plug In Baby by mmerainbows

THIS IS NOT A FAIRYTALE FIC!

Anderberry!Siblings, Skank!Kurt, Prostitute!Kurt, Drug Use

Blaine passes by Kurt everyday on his way home, ignoring the pink haired pierced up boy to avoid the trouble that the boy seems to surround himself with. One day though, Blaine can’t avoid paying attention to Kurt, and one simple act of humanity creates enough drama that even Rachel is overwhelmed by it.

~Jen

[raya-sketches]

[warblerswickedwords]

Klaine Valentines 2018: Day 7- The Words

Word Count: 380

It’s the falling part of love that scares Kurt the most. (Skank!kurt and canon!Blaine at NYU.) (AO3)

“So, what’s going on with you and that Blaine guy?” Quinn asks, flicking her cigarette in his direction.

“Nothing,” Kurt clips back at her instantly. “He just follows me around.”

“That blush on your face says otherwise,” Quinn says with a smirk.

They’re sitting at the outer commons, Quinn chain smoking before her 12:30 class despite the university’s ‘smoke free campus’ policy- the rule is never enforced- and Kurt had found two Broadway matinee tickets that Blaine slipped into his backpack.

“I don’t know,” he says, deeply inhaling her smoke (he stopped for Blaine last month). “We hang out. Talk. Hook up sometimes. He’s cool.”

“Orchestra floor tickets means you’re a lot more than cool to him,” she reasons.

Kurt rolls his eyes, but appreciates her prodding. Quinn is the only one he can talk to about Blaine. His other friends care a lot more about their ‘deep and introspective’ art projects or getting high than his love life, and besides his weekly phone calls with his dad, Quinn is all he’s got to remind him of home.

“It’s only been a few months, don't you think it’s a lot?” He whispers.

Quinn shrugs, her pink bangs bouncing at the movement. “You know I don’t know anything about love.”

“Don't call it that,” Kurt bites back. The last time he felt ‘love’ was that Chandler guy from back home, and he was usually too hyped on oxy to remember that he and Kurt were a thing.

“Oh c’mon Cinderella. Let Prince Charming sweep you off your feet.”

Kurt scoffs. Twists a dangling purple streak of hair. He doesn’t need to be ‘swept’. He needs common sense. Grounding. Stability.

His phone beeps with a text.

   From: B  

   I hope you saw the tickets! (If you haven’t, check your bag LOL) I know how grouchy you can be after Harris’ lectures so I just slipped them in there. They’re for this Saturday, I hope you’re excited!!  

Kurt shakes his head and pulls the tickets out of his bag. Wicked. His favorite.

He gets another text.

   From: B  

   Also, I hope we’re still on for hanging out tonight! (Mostly because your jeans looked extra tight today ;)  

Kurt laughs to himself. If he’s going to be swept up by Blaine, he just hopes that he’s also a soft place to land.

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Excited About things by  A-Simple-Rainbow

"It's not fair because I'll never get to make fun of your pictures!" He whines and Kurt stops dead on his track. The silence is thick and then Blaine sighs and laughs "Relax, I'm kidding." "I'm… I…" "You're gonna have to get used to blind jokes if this is gonna work." Blaine announces, smirking as he leaves the kitchen, glass in hand. (Blind!blaine, Skank!Kurt, FLUFF)

Words: 27.127 Rated: M

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