#skeleton mention

[oliveatesoap]

Excited for christmas (BUT ITS NOT CHRISTMAS SEASON YET UNTIL NOVEMBER 16TH IN MY MIND) bc I'm probably gonna get a (real) fox skull! ^^

[haven-the-yearner]

I like sleeping under a weighted blanket cause it keeps my skeleton trapped so it can't escape unexpectedly during the night.

[theincediblesulk]

skeleton jesus watches over you.... HE ALSO SAYS DRINK MORE MILK! ye dingus need to keep strong! your skeleton will go to skeleton heven one day and it will need to be strong!

I... I’m lactose intolerant tho...

[skir4y]

you guys i just realized that skeletons can't use the track pads on laptops and im honestly about to cry

[catsnuggler]

Weird idea: make up a fantasy religion where the skeleton is worshiped. The bones are all given noble titles and their names are in Greek. The head deity (ha!) is Kyrios Kranio (is that conjugated correctly?). I think it might be interesting to write a fantasy universe where the religion is based purely off of bones like that.

[catsnuggler]

If I could change into any of 5 other forms, but once I choose them I can’t add other forms besides my current form and the current list, the forms I’d choose would be: a skeleton, a cat, a raven, a wolf, and a bear.

[living-history-lesson]

Stupid thought, this joke has probably already been done but....

Imagine if you got an xray for something and when your doctor got in the room he looked visibly shaken and was like

"I dont know how to break this to you but... you've got a skeleton inside you"

[meilas]

transphobes: in the future archaeologists will know your skeleton is female

what are archaeologists doing with my skeleton?

oh no, this definitely affects me right now, having my skeleton misgendered definitely gets in the way of my happiness now

I really don’t care what people in the future think about my skeleton.