Dragon's Eye

They/it. Some sort of Autistic, Nonbinary, Aroqueer dragon. ship & let ship. My other socials: https://havensocial.carrd.co/

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[triangular-doggo]

i’m surely not the first to have thought of this but

I see trees of blue

blue roses too

I see them blue

like me and you

and i think to myself

Da ba dee, da ba daa

[pancakeke]

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

[pancakeke]

this don't sound like a good recipe

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[cottoncandylesbo]

can i just get a job where i walk to the park and watch the water in the lake ripple for awhile then go home ? my staring wage is $30000000000

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[catasters]

[biteybeast]

and why he oulka dots

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black ticked tabby

[medbasement]

[crazy-brazilian]

[noartnowritingsorry]

Oh no…

[autistic-speedbump]

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

this is the restrained version of me. i could be much worse.

[murderofsomeone]

every movie poster just looks like this to me now

[silly-blue-gosling]

[aceynk]

playing off of tooie @dragongirlsweetie's poll but i want more specific information on the longer end of things.

What is the longest song you have in your library? (not including album mixes, sets, and any other combinations of multiple shorter songs)

< 15 minutes // bald

15:00 - 18:00

18:01 - 20:00

20:01 - 25:00

25:01 - 31:00

31:01 - 40:00

40:01 - 48:00

48:01 - 55:00

55:01 - 65:00

> 65 minutes

Voting ended onJun 6

if you chose any options other than < 15 mins / bald, please put the song you are thinking of in the tags!!! thank u ^-^

[pmamtraveller]

Textile art featuring a school of koi fish, by artist Lin Xia.

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[parakavka]

Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about