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Naughty Morning Thoughts

TW: slight spice - like a 🍋‍🟩 or 🍋 on the citrus scale. Use of the C word. Also, talk of gender dysphoria for ABO

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You guys think Manny can taste ectoplasm when he eats Danny out? Like, your cum can taste different based on what you eat, right - like if guys eat pineapple a lot, it’s supposed to be a little sweet?

So when he gives his Vida head and Danny has been on an organic/ectoplasmic opportunistic omnivore for a few years now, would it make his cum taste off? Spicy? Sweet; tangy and a hint of mint?

Since ectoplasm isn’t really discussed in canon, the scent and taste could be anything and as unique as the ghost it’s formed from. And I think Danny’s would be cool, like his ice core, with a mild sweetness. Not too overpowering, but subtle, like warmth in hyperthermia.

And that makes me think, would Manny start to get a hunger for ectoplasm himself, if he eats out Danny’s pussy a lot? Would the Ancient Tiger spirit decide it needs it again and makes its vessel seek it out in small quantities like this?

Because what if due to him being fully human, eating a regular concentration of ectoplasm could be fatal, so a diluted dose would bring up his tolerance slowly. So I imagine it’ll take years of giving the other oral, before he theoretically could get small amounts of pure ectoplasm no problem.

His favorite source would still be fromDanny’s cunt, of course. 🥰

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And then there’s my abo Skeletonkeyboard one, where a BOm (Beta Omega dominate gene) does produce slick, but it’s not at the same quantity as an OOm or OAp and it can take longer to get them sufficiently prepared for sex.

Tucker is a late bloomer - literally a month late from the 26 year threshold - and because of it, his new OBGYN warned that he might even produce almost next to none. And he was completely fine with that - the knowledge that now his once assumed barren uterus and inner reproductive system was not only active, it also crushed his dreams of the surgery to finally have one set of reproductive organs.

Betas that are born as intersex with dual reproductive systems are not allowed to get sex surgery until after the presentation age limit and they do not present. Even after presenting, some still get the surgery performed, due to gender disphoria at the sudden shift in their bodies and family and friend dynamics.

But he can’t, due to the fact the Presentation came through a high stress situation and that his body is having issues assimilating with the new onslaught of hormones and heightened senses. The surgery might cause mental and emotional distress that could lead to depression and even suicide. So Tucker is feeling like shit because he can’t do the one thing he was saving up since he was thirteen, stuck feeling all these new urges and suffering migraines from the suddenly very loud noises and overbearing smells.

When Django courts him, it’s hard at first. Tucker was used to chasing - he wasn’t the one being chased. No one thought he was worth being chased.

Django did. And he’d lie if it didn’t make him feel desired, especially when they decide to finally have sex. Tucker does get squeamish about it, citing what the doctors had told about his lack of slick production. He just wanted the alpha to know what he was getting into and so he didn’t get told he lied or something.

Apparently, that wasn’t a problem for the skeleton, who, Tucker discovered, was actually very patient and very thorough about things he deemed important. They hadn’t even actually fucked that night - it was like the alpha had to prove he could make Tucker as whimpering, soaked puddle thats melting in his soiled sheets.

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Depending on who says it, “Impress me” is a VERY loaded statement.

Manny, just meeting the team and finds the ghost boy kinda pretty: Aye Impress me, guapo!

Danny, feeling a little bold and wants to flirt: Let’s see what ya got, Tiger. Let’s see if you can impress me.

Django, pissed that the plan hinges on cracking the security codes and a countdown started: For your sake, I better be too impressed to beat you to death.

Tucker, leaning against a wall and waving a lazy hand at a group of thugs: Go on then. Impress me.

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Hey.

You guys ever wonder if Dr. Chipotle Jr tried to steal Danny from Manny?

Like, they either meet during a fight or because of a science fair (Love at First Sight by Crossovers_R_Us gave me this idea and I like the idea of Team Phantom helping Jack and Maddie with the booth and gear and Team Atomic Sombreros are there to steal tech/moral support and Diego sees Manny hitting on Danny and had heard the halfa explain complicated ghost engineering and is like ‘how could he want to date Rivera?’

And then at some point, he gets into a heated tech debate with Tucker that had started as an ego trip and that causes him to go crazy and start wrecking havoc, which Danny and Manny stop but Jr is like “seriously what do you see in him?” to Danny and that gets him a black eye and very painful migraine when he comes to.

Manny absolutely swooned at Danny defending his honor - man’s a simp and he doesn’t care who knows lol

Django may or may not have kicked an unconscious Diego a couple times while everyone was wondering what do next.

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Tucker: Why don’t you ever flirt with me?

Django, genuinely bewildered: Because my kind doesn’t flirt like you humans do. We do bloody knuckles more than bleeding heart words.

Tucker: Wow yeah. Wouldn’t know anything about that. Not like I’ve been fighting ghosts since age 13 and has tried picking up a cute ghost gf -

Django:

Tucker: If I punch you, can we make out?

Django: Only if you punch me like ya mean it, Chicho.

Tucker: 😈

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Sam and Danny cornering Tucker in a bathroom, first aid kit open on the floor. Tucker and Sam are sitting on the bathtub edge, Danny sitting on the toilet, shaking his head.

Danny: And what - you got your ass beat and he kissed the boo-boo pain away?

Tucker,Lordy but extremely pleased with himself: Asshole.

Sam, dabbing the others face with a cotton ball: Idiot.

Danny: I still can’t believe you took Manny’s advise and go for it like a ghost. It could’ve backfired so badly.

Tucker, proud: But it didn’t.

Sam dabs the witch hazel soaked cotton a little harder, causing her friend to flinch: You better discus limits and safewords with him, Foley. I will not be patching you up every time you wanna have a make out session.

Danny: So…how long did you last before you got your butt handed to you?

Tucker: Got a least three headshots in before he got me to the ground. Kinda lost my vision for a good five seconds but you should’ve seen the fracture I left under his eye socket! Or when I snapped his femur. He looked so pissed, it was kinda hot.

Danny, sighing dramatically: Tucker, you are some kinda fruit loop.

Sam, smacking a bandaid on: Again: Idiot.

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You know the language Wulf speaks - a variation of Esperanto. And that Team Phantom can speak it.

Yeah, Django knows it.

The heir of Sartana must know as many languages as possible to ensure they aren’t being played or made the fool. He’s the only one in their friend group to speak it fluently - Frida only knows one word and Manny, despite the Great Tiger trying, has only learned to say the curse words.

I imagine that Team Phantom uses the variation a lot to talk code because the general populous of Amity Park aren’t even aware of Esperanto and the one Wulf taught them is unique enough to make translating a little difficult. And they also use it to trash talk people - mostly the popular crowd while in high school but it evolved to being utilized while people watching outside of missions to make snide comments about rude people.

So Team Phantom and Team Atomic Sombrero’s are just chilling, hanging out at a cafe and Sam and Danny just start teasing Tucker about his obvious crush on the Afro Latino - which Tucker vehemently denies, but can’t help but add several “but-“ to it to explain why he’s kinda into the undead man. And Django is just soaking it up like graveyard stones absorb sunlight and is damn near preening at the comments.

Manny and Frida are clueless and want to know what’s got the skeleton looking more smug than usual.

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While I’m on toxic freak matching freak - imagine Django brought Tucker some latest state of the art developmental tech and it’s just clutched in the grip of a severed hand. He does that sometimes - bring trophies from his kills to show off to the other man. It’s instinctual thing, he thinks - he just likes scaring his boyfriend with a bloody limb or torso and showing off how honed his fighting skills were. And seeing Tucker get all flustered about some of the non fleshly bloody gifts and wearing a few pieces did several things to his ego.

Overtime, Tucker, so used to dark, gorey stuff when dealing just with ghosts and these surprise trophy showcases, just forcibly pries the fingers free and just dumps it on the table. That makes Django huff for 30 seconds before he complains that the techie completely ignored the ring he thought looked an awful like the ring from the other’s favorites sci-fi show.

And what do you know - it does look just like it. And Tucker asks if he’s supposed to wear it, because thats kinda messed up. Django deflects by saying he just thought he might like it and Tucker is like “yea but this feels like a proposal. It’s not a proposal is it?” which insults the undead man’s honor because what does he look like giving his man another assholes ring? He assures Tucker that if this was a proposal, it’d definitely be better than a severed hand and some stolen tech.

That makes Tucker just blink and go to grab the ring. Django takes the whole hand and walks away, ignoring Tucker’s indignant protests about wanting see if the ring would fit on his finger. All he does is shout that he’ll make a replica of the stupid ring and the hand gets dumped in a vat of acid.

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skeletonkeyboard AU where High Pharaoh Tucker has taken the Bone Thieves Prince Django as his personal bodyguard when the thief saved him from a nightly assassination attempt. Django was first accused of the attack on the kings life, but High Pharaoh dismisses it, for what assailant would go against his cohorts and lucrative interests last minute?

As the two work to hunt down the real culprits, Lower Egypt now under the leadership of a power hungry noble recently ascended to kingship, has declared war on the natural order and will of the gods and High Pharaoh - he even has strange new magic that can render his people completely helpless under his command. And the strange magic is wielded by Django’s grandmother: The Bone Queen Sartana.