Jul 7, 2023
Opinions of tangotho? Or really any ship involving Etho?
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Opinions of tangotho? Or really any ship involving Etho?
I have so many opinions :3
Round 1 Match 5
Etho and Skizzleman from Third Life vs Tim and Sasha from The Magnus Archives
Etho and Skizz
Timsasha
Skizztho propaganda
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I am a big supporter of top Etho. He's a tall ass Canadian man who works out and eats healthy like he's 63. He's got himself together enough and is great at games and is just smart in general. On that note.... yeah there are only 2 people who I think can actually top him.
First one is mister Skizzle. This could go either way, in Imp's among us vids I noticed how Etho calls skizz "skizzle" and it's the most adorable thing ever (someone else has also mentioned this before). Anyways, Skizz is such a controlling person, he really needs to have everyone around him on a leash to feel sane and that includes Etho. They're both big guys, I know they'd fight for dominance and any of them could win, either way, it would be hot as *beep*.
The second person is of course, Docm77. The fics I've read with top Doc and bottom Etho have been life changing. They converted me, especially the stormverse ones. Anyways, Doc is an old friend of Etho, knows him well and he's like the exact opposite of Etho. Etho is very pg even if he's a freak and Doc isn't pg and is a freak. Etho is always making amazing contraptions within the bounds of the game while Doc tries to push past those and succeeds. Etho is confident and has a strong sense of self and Doc appreciates that consistency in his "friend" but he also would like to breed him very much.
Tango and Impulse go on a vacation in a city far away from where they live. Skizz wants to go spy on them to see if Tango proposes to Impy(cause he knows his bundle of nerves little brother won't do it), and he takes Etho with him in hopes of them looking less suspicious.
This results in the two of them getting black out drunk and waking up the next day in the same queen sided bed, with Skizz wearing a groom tux and Etho wearing a wedding gown. They both think they got married last night and are now looking for the marriage certificate in hopes of fixing this situation.
Meanwhile, Impulse and Tango are over in the next room laughing. You see, the duo knew they were being spyed on, but when the spys got drunk, they decided to spy on them for their own safety and saw Skizz and Etho in a wedding store buy the tux and gown. No clergy or courthouse in the city will wed two drunks, so they're still unbound, but it's funny listening to them panicking over a paper that doesn't exist.
The whole situation is ridiculous. Impulse is relieved the two are okay - he was worried they might get hurt being that wasted! Tango thinks the whole thing is hilarious. And, knowing Etho and Skizz as well as he does, he doubts they'll even consider the fact a certificate doesn't exist. Etho is smart, sure, but he lacks common sense.
If they did, they would've left clothes in the room with them. Tango's waiting excitedly with a camera for when the pair finally emerge. Gotta get some shots of the happy couple, right?
Impulse shakes his head and knows he's going to make the right choice marrying Tango.
If it's not too much trouble, can I get Them + Fundy?
Also hi Sage! Thank you for the support and I'll do my best to help you with your guys in future rounds!!
o7 thank you for your (future) service
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Skizz and Tango run a pizza and wings restaurant in downtown Hermitton about a block away from their house that they share with Impy and Etho.
One of the things Tango and Impy notice about their housemates like each other, but Etho is shy as hell, and no matter how Skizz feels, he would never push it and confess feelings till he's 110% sure he won't spook or hurt someone.
Tango and Impy decide to take matters into their own hands. Tango put a new table by a cool fireplace and puts a chair with the back facing the fire. One night after dinner he asks Skizz to test out the seat to see if the heat is too much for someone who actually cares about high heat.
Meanwhile, Impy brought Etho to the restaurant saying Tango need some help testing out new recipes. Apparently, that new recipe was spaghetti, and Etho's fellow food tester was Skizz, and they have to test the pasta by candlelight.
Skizz and Etho appreciate the push, but they're annoyed that they can't get Tango and Impy back because those two were already together.
The worst part, in both of their opinions, is how stupid it is, yet they both fell for it. The first five minutes of their date is spent complaining about that. It's the perfect way to start the night.
The fact the food is good helps too. Tango is actually a decent cook, and it's always nice to get a free dinner. The restaurant is nice without the people in it - the candlelight keeping it from being eerie. The two have a good time, agreeing they need to plan a second date soon. Before Tango and Impulse do it for them, the jerks.
Etho is a fox shifter with a traumatic past. About a decade ago while he was searching for berries a pack of wolf and dog shifters attacked him, messing up his right back leg. Ever since then, he's been on guard around dog and wolf shifters and he still bursts into tears if one yells or howls near him.
Skizz is a dog shifter who started feeling things for Etho. He's not 100% sure what those feelings are other than they make him wanna keep Etho safe from unfamiliar dogs and wolves. He regularly puts himself between any new wolf or dog shifter that crosses paths with Etho. One time a member of the pack that attacked Etho showed up and lunged at him, and Skizz stepped in and tank and make sure Etho got away safely. This guy was bigger and stronger than Skizz in both human and dog forms, and it took Zed being whatever the fuck eldritch sheep thing he is stepping in to keep that guy from killing Skizz. Skizz will do it again even without Zed being there as backup.
It's been hard for Skizz to adjust his behaviour for Etho, but Etho's worth it! If that means barking a little softer, keeping himself from play pouncing or grinning too wide then he'll do it! He can tell how much Etho appreciates it with every soft laugh and scratch behind Skizz's ear.
It's worrying the pack was so close to them, but they hope Zed has scared them away. No point going after a fight they can't win. Etho is anxious for some time after the attack, always watching around him, sleeping so lightly the wind could wake him up.
He tells Skizz he doesn't want him to put himself in danger for Etho. Etho couldn't bear the thought of Skizz getting hurt, nevermind for him. Skizz never quite agrees, and Etho accepts that he'll never get him to. It's part of why he loves him, after all.