Craphole: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so baby oil...
Slippery When Wet: Can’t we just have a normal family dinner for once??
Jack Bauer and Tittymitty: No, let him finish
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Craphole: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so baby oil...
Slippery When Wet: Can’t we just have a normal family dinner for once??
Jack Bauer and Tittymitty: No, let him finish
Robin: What’s your favorite color?
Craphole: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
Robin: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Craphole: My favorite color is pink.
starkid universe highschool characters pt. 1
so far i have-
ROBIN - also known as ‘dick grayson’. in hmb its never classified what age he is, but i know in my heart that he is highschool age. i’m putting him at the same age as craphole, which means that he is a freshman. lives with bruce wayne, bruce has adopted him. hes really smart. the one you go to when you’re stuck on a math problem.
CRAPHOLE - in trail to oregon its said hes either seven or nine (i’m blanking right now), so i’m aging him up, but not too much. he’s a freshman, besties with robin. lives with his parents, grandpa and older sister.
MOUTHFACE - i don’t think its said how much older than craphole she is, so she’s now a senior. its close with and almost dating princess, you go girls! lives with parents, grandpa, and younger brother.
PRINCESS - also known as ‘jasmine’. i don’t think its stated her age either, but she’s a senior. she has a BIG crush on mouthface (so does mouthface, wink). lives with her parents (both alive in this universe, thank you very much)
ALICE - starkid really has a trend of never mention characters ages, Edit: i have been told that its said she is a senior. dating deb. lives with her father full time, but sees her mother every second weekend, as her mother lives in the next town over.
DEB - senior, so same age as alice, her girlfriend. is still apart of the smoke club. i don’t think its mentioned who she lives with, so lets just say she lives with her mother, who had her as a teen. father is out of the picture.
SMOKE CLUB KIDS - both seniors. they now have names, which are oliva otherwise known as ‘liv’ and ben. we might find out about them later.
GRACE CHASITY - senior, the kindest person you will ever meet. just seems perfect in every way. class president for her class. (please correct me if that isn’t the american term, i have no idea). lives with her parents, and has a younger sister whose three, has a twin brother who's the black sheep of the family, his name is james. secretly bi but her parents don’t approve of her being anything but heterosexual.
THOMAS (HOT CHOCOLATE BOY) - senior as well. best friend with grace. has a reputation of always having a hot chocolate (or iced chocolate in summer) with him. smarter than he lets on. is adopted, but he doesn’t know. Edit: ya boi is diabetic
SALLY - senior, dating joey, is also living next door to him. lives with her parents and older sister, who dropped out of college.
JOEY - senior, lives with his parents and little brother, who's 9.
TIFFANY - senior, gossip queen. has started most of the rumours around school, including some about herself. rich, parents are very distant. acts out to get attention. pansexual.
VANESSA - senior, tiffanys second-hand woman, but doesn't approve of all the gossiping. secretly a nice person. heather macnamara type of character. lives with parents, and mothers parents.
Deb: I don’t need to go to bed, I’m not tired. I’ll be fine.
Alice: But I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Deb: Oh, well.
Deb: Wait, are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Alice: Maybe. Is it working?
Alice: Gods, give me patience.
Deb: Babe, I think you mean give me strength.
Alice: If the Gods gave me strength, everyone would be dead.
in the school cafeteria
Mouthface, to Princess: you know I googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results was “simple zest for life”
Princess: meow
Mouthface: Could you get your zesting on at a more reasonable hour though?
Princess: MEOW
Craphole, from across the cafeteria: Zest has no curfew, sis.
Mouthface: That’s not how things work! What planet are you living on?
Craphole: Planet me.
Mouthface: Planet Stupid!
Craphole: :O
I thought Robin was confirmed in-dialogue as, like, 11 in HMB but honestly part of me can't entirely remember.
that makes him way older than craphole...
oh well, this isn’t canon haha