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Sweet Tooth: He died of natural causes.

Batman: You pushed him off a cliff!

Sweet Tooth: Gravity is natural.

Batman: ...

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Batman: I guess I'm too tough to cry about anything.

Superman: That's not true, this morning you were crying about snakes.

Batman: (crying.) They don't have any arms!

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Robin: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.

Batman : What evidence?

Robin: I haven’t died yet.

Batman: That’s not how it works...

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Commisioner Gordon: Why would you give a knife to an eleven-year-old?!

Batman: Robin felt unsafe.

Commisioner Gordon: Now I feel unsafe!

Batman: Would you like a knife?

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Sweet tooth: Aren’t you glad to see me?

Batman: No, not really.

Sweet tooth: *tearing up* Well, at least I damage property, not feelings.

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Robin: What’s your favorite color?

Craphole: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Robin: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Craphole: My favorite color is pink.

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Bruce: Is there anything love can’t fix?

Sweet tooth: The property damage you cause trying to stop me.

Bruce: …touché.