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On dearest Kink Mother 😘 What brand of shoes do you think the striders prefer? Adidas or Nike

Adidas, obviously!

#Homestuck #Slavstuck #Stridercest #Betacest #BroDave #Bro Strider #Dave Strider #the arts #KM answers #Also gr8 b8 m8 you made me draw the slav boys

Boys love language.

#dave strider #john egbert #davejohn #johndave #slavstuck

Ура редравы всратых советских картино4ек

Translation:

“alcohol(spirt)/sport

(is) power with a letter O

(is) grave with a letter I “

#не ну я попытался в перевод и это главное #homestuck #roxy lalonde #redraw #rogue of void #does this qualify as slavstuck? idk #slavstuck #original art tag

I'm still alive ;<;

#IdkWhatTheFuckI'mDoingWithMyLife #Dave #dave strider #homestuck #my art #art #hs #slavstuck #ILoveThisShit

Reading through your blog has made me fall in love with the idea of Slavic (specifically Polish for me) strilondes and the next time I write a strilonde fic of any form I will ask my Polish friend to tell me swear words so they can do the diddly in part Polish.

- Sincerely, a problematic fanfic writer

Thanks, you understand the slavic Strilonde supremacy. 👌 I'm more familiar with Russians here in Finland so I lean towards that, but a slav is a slav. Good luck with the fanfictions. :D

#KM answers #Slavstuck

Slavstuck returns with a new dumbass plotline.

Also Zhorick finally got a new tracksuit.

Idk if bmw plastic bags were a thing anywhere else but they’re kinda funny.

#slavstuck #davejohn #dave strider #john egbert

SLAVSTUCK TRANSLATED (more to come)

Idk if it’s implied but slavstuck is based on a lot of local jokes so just sayin. You asked for it and now you got it. Honestly I wonder what you thought it was before the translation because in reality it’s the dumbest shit. It all started with a funny picture of a YT video titled “ an enchanted lobby in which you want to shit in” and I said it’d make a dumbass DaveJohn AU and then I did it and made a dumbass plot for shits ang giggles and so here we are. The plot is simple. A young man stands in his room, but it’s not actually his room, it’s his appartment’s lobby. Our main hero Zhorick likes to talk to people and hang out on the staircases of his apartment building but all of the sudden someone starts violently shitting there and therefore ruining his only way of socialising. He wasn’t going to just stand by and watch his home decay so he decides to investigate this phenomenon. After 3 months of fecal hell Zhorick meets a new face on the staircase, Danya, they quickly become friends and Zhora tells him his tragic story. Danny, ever so caring, decides to help a bro out and joins him on his quest to find the criminal. And there starts this romantic detective drama in the apartment building №4. The mystery man starts to write short raps and leave them at the crime scene, sending clues and making Zhora more and more confused. Mostly they hang out together, searching the basement for clues and maybe more dead rats for Danny’s blog while Zhorick films a video saying a ghost lives here and is trolling him. Every now and then he’d find extra raps from Denis because he also wanted in on the fun. This mystery is slowly driving him crazy. Meanwhile Zheka actually believes in the power of enchanted lobby, at night it calls him. Like an urge to turn on Chanson after a can of Baltica 9. There is a comics that kinda tells the story and I’m gonna also translate and post it next.