Honestly Just Excited To Be Here

|| Minor || She/Her || I cycle through obsessive interests faster than I finish shampoo lol. || I'm in a LOT of fandoms but mainly posting about Stranger Things, Sherlock, Star Trek and Dan & Phil rn. ||

[shouldibeawakeprobablynot]

Being an overly woke CK fan is having to check every Miguel/Hawk edit on TikTok to make sure they've been made in a "This character is so interesting/cool/hot and I love how they've grown as a character and fighter" way and not a "I revel in teenage violence and believe this character's best was when they hospitalised people" way.

[shouldibeawakeprobablynot]

Is it just me that gets deeply distressed when D&P do any of the Phodcast segments in the wrong order?

[shouldibeawakeprobablynot]

If Jancy ever got married Jonathan absolutely took Nancy's last name.

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[kat-the-oddity]

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

[trytocallmecal]

i am rigging this thing

I shall reblog lots more

[burrbeast]

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

[trytocallmecal]

this bugger keeps wandering over my dash and I reblog it every time. It may be a form of a perpetuum mobile. I don’t mind none

[burrbeast]

I have decided to just queue it a bunch every time I see it. Yes this probably means it will never leave me alone. Yes I am perfectly happy with this.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

Lemme clarify, how many times have you heard your overworked female friends and relatives say “Yeah, Jerry drinks beer every evening after work while I cook dinner and clean up after everyone and does the bare minimum to help me raise the kids but he’s such a nice guy. He’s never beat me in my life. I couldn’t ask for a better guy in my life.”

Like no, Sally, your husband is a common stone among turds and you know it.

[biggestniq]

I try to explain this conceptually to people as a thing that happens not saying that this is good but it’s a thing that happens.

[wedgemccloud]

This is what male privilege is and how all men benefit from it.

This is why you are not exempt from statements about “all men” even if you are overall good.

You benefit from the bar constantly being lowered by systemic issues within the gender.

The expectations on you are always lower than they should because “at least you’re not X”.

[musingsofatiredmind]

That…is the best response I’ve seen to the “not all men” thing. Thank you.

[sprinkledsalt]

Yeah, this post reminded me of this bit from a talk by Lundy Bancroft

[auracobaltblue]

Happy pride to these lovelies!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 didn’t break up #tome <33

[dingusandpingus]

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

[livelaughlok1]

if they move any further away, they’ll die (or dye everything green)

[tiredandoptimistic]

Nothing puts the scale of Alec and Magnus's relationship into perspective like remembering that Rafe (the second child they adopted) was born before they started dating. Alec really did the speedrun from "seventeen-year-old who's never been on a date" to "married, father of two, important government leader" in five years

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[phautist]

how i envision phil going through airport security

[redstonedust]

to an extent i think discussing how anti-trans legisliation will affect non-trans people is good because it highlights that we're not actually that different and our problems will always have overlap. unfortunately like 90% of the time i see this come up it has the tone of "this is an outrage, this law that violently restricts trans rights might make things harder for NORMAL people too!!" and i want to start killing.

[theargylegargoyle]

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

[phumblr]

exactly

[amberstruck]

bylerlumax beach date 🐟

[cat-skull]

imo the term "walkable" in "walkable cities" should be understood to mean "wheelchair accessible" as well, not just literally "possible to walk in". the act of walking in a city doesn't automatically make it walkable

[prokopetz]

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

[t-a-c]

Level **: Prophecy claims that villain cannot be killed by man nor beast, at day or night, or inside or outside. He is killed in a doorway at sunset by a half-man, half-lion (this is actual Hindu myth)

[teratorequests]

Level ???: Prophecy claims that hero cannot be killed during the day or night, nor indoors or outdoors, neither riding nor walking, not clothed and not naked, nor by any weapon lawfully made. He is killed at dusk, wrapped in a net with one foot on a cauldron and one on a goat and with a spear forged for a year during the hours when everyone is at mass.

(actual Welsh myth!)

[mikkeneko]

what i’m getting from this is that rules-lawyering is an ancient and honorable tradition

[morganoperandi]

Liminal spaces, ya’ll.

[we-are-rogue]

Aye, rules-lawyering is exactly as old as rules.

@we-are-lawyer

[xcziel]

all of these guys just failed to read the terms and conditions

[kneecuts]

My favourite of this trope is from The Scottish Play where our protag is told: “No man of woman born” can kill him.

Only for our boy MacDuff to be like “Bitch, I was a C-section baby” *stab*.

[alexaloraetheris]

Oooh, I can’t remember where it was but somebody did a joke where MacDuff subverted the curse because his ‘mom’ was a trans man so he wasn’t just a c-section baby he wasn’t born of a woman either.