#slightly tipsy

[icefrozenground]

brave voice the most unfortunate thing heated rivalry has taught me is that hockey uniforms are the least sexy of all sports uniforms and even shane and ilya can’t make them look that much better

[sea-salted-wolverine]

The real reason to be interested in historical costuming and clothing is so you can write historically accurate clothed sex porn. Also, fucking a man who is wearing nothing but a long billowy shirt is hot. I can say that because I'm not a coward. Have a better appreciation for the historical form and function of men's undergarments and quit making your ye olde fantasy romance men wander around shirtless.

[mrpeoplepleaser]

Mmm I just want to hold you and dance, please darling, let me swing you around 🥰🥰😘

[beelifted]

Decorating & day drinking 🍾☃️🍷🎄

[kairos-polaris]

boooooooooooooooo i am soooo bored someone pay attention to me

mutuals send asks

[coffeeandufos]

Quite frankly it's incredibly queerphobic that I'm not having intense and passionate t4t gay sex right now

[aroloverboy]

Oh shit it's almost 2021 gotta make a good post before this shit year ends so uhhhhh

TRANS RIGHTS!!!

Yea that should do it

[fanficmemes]

TW PEDOPHILIA (cause this is really a fucked up fic)

I red an omegaverse ff where one of the main characters father, raise and mate the other main character.

Father him at 10 yo with his mother, start immediately having sexual thought about him, effectively starting penetrative sex when his omega son/brother is 10 yo. They then mate and marry when he is of age and go having their happy family.

The story also had death in childbirth and a threesome to conceive the omega.

I mean, i opened it cause i was curious to see if i could find a new bottom. Still, there is regret in my spirit.

Well that’s p fucked up homie rip 8.5/10 yeah that’s cursed