Silly goofy blog time

28 | he/him | Horny on main more than I care to admit | Cat dad | Future corpse | A rat in God's laboratory | Unfortunately I'm British | my blogs theme is "stuff I wanted to reblog" mostly cats and funny posts. 💉 - 24/02/19 | ⬆️🔪 - 20/01/20 | ⬇️🔪 - 27/04/26

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

[altospaceangel]

If ANYTHING is a heritage post it’s this.

[surskip]

this is killing me it's so cute

[sunnysatori]

@funnier-when-objectum

[the-silliest-stiltwalker]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[kinuko]

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[jame7t]

film bros are really watching “twin peaks” when they could be watching “twinks pee”

[jame7t]

it could cost us everything if I stopped.

[buildarocketboys]

When you're googling Google for your Buffy fic to figure out whether the characters would be using Google in the summer of 2000 and then the Wikipedia entry for 'Google (verb)' includes this:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[coffeeandufos]

Have you ever had general anaesthetic (where you are put to sleep for a procedure/surgery)? please note I'm NOT talking about local anaesthetic/ring block/any instance where you are conscious during the procedure.

yes

no

unsure

Voting ended onJul 10

[dailycatsblog]

[coffeeandufos]

being the british prime minister has a higher regret rate than being trans

[stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[animentality]

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[softwaring]