hufflepuff: hey sly, i’m going to the mall. did you do your christmas list?
slytherin: cash, a cell phone, and to be left alone.
hufflepuff: okay, raven did you make your list for santa?
ravenclaw: what i really want this year is some answers. what’s the true meaning of christmas? are we here for a reason? what is the purpose of life?
hufflepuff: ...how about a bike?















