#smaaaash

[m3lodyxo]

Welcome to "Is my taste in men bad or is he actually hot?"

On today's instalment we have:

The one.

The only.

The unapologetically hilarious...

*drumroll sound for dramatic effect cause I'm sassy*

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Adam a.k.a. The Dick Master, also known by:

The leader of the Exterminators

The original dick

The first man

Mr. "All of humanity came from deez nuts"

(Second panel is NOT my art. All credit goes to scout_ish on Twitter.... X?? Idfk man, eat the rich, I hate this, I'm still calling it Twitter.)

ANYWHO

Now, is it the fact he's hilarious? Is it because he wears a mask? Is it the because Alex Brightman voices him? OR, is it because he plays guitar and I'm definitely part of the problem with stereotypes?

The amswer is E) all of the above

I blame all the fanart people do of him and two cosplayers in particular.

denki.darling

and

Har_Fie

I'm not even gonna try to justify this one. He's just silly, which in my book, is atractive.

Hes uglyhot guys, please.

[therealricksanchezpleasestandup]

fuck it smash or pass

Smash or Pass | Accepting

Multiple arms? Tall? Claws and a set of muscles that look like could crush him? The multiple eyes are a bonus. The more to look at him the better, thank you very much.

"You prefer top or bottom? I can do either, baby."

@apexulansis

[midnightpia]

i need this picture tattooed across my forehead

[windnburg]

[tigersage]

“SMAAAASH!! Keyblade”

[postoccurrencerealizer]

Comes on. Me:Loses shit. Roommate:If you keep on singing at 3 in the morning you’ll lose your key to the apartment. Me whispering:smaaaash?

[pkyaoiuniverse-blog]

Ya boi Ness doing what he does best!

[miamei]

KEIJI KNOW HE FINE