#small funny

[chaosgremlin46]

Stan is sad because someone did not recognise a Ford quote.

I had greeted someone in a magma with "Greetings, do kids still say greetings?"

They did not know Gravity Falls, and thought I was some creepy old guy. :D

Inspiration time sparked! Small drabble time!

Ford sighed, pinching his nose with his thumb and first finger. Stanley was moping around next to him on the pier. Someone in their hometown hadn't recognised Ford earlier in the day, so naturally, Stanley had huffed, pouted for a while, and now was regarding the ground with a melancholy look.

Ford didn't exactly want to see Stanley moping around as such, but he didn't exactly understand how to comfort him over what he deemed a 'petty matter'. It had been a bit over forty years since Ford had even been near New Jersey. The only reason they stopped here was to rest on dry land for the night and visit Ma's grave.

Ford put a hand on Stanley's shoulder, sighing once more. The two of them were standing on the pier that had been done up recently, staring out. Stanley was hunched, staring down at the sea.

—"Stanley, someone not knowing me is not the end of the world."

After a pause, Stanley had started to object, pouting. For him, it was the end of the world. Jokingly.

Ford puffed his cheeks, deadpan. Ford's eyebrows were knit over his eyes, highlighting his dark brown eyes in the setting sun.

—"No buts."

[tainbocuailnge]

"the world with catgirls does not know what cats are" is the most haunting piece of arknights lore i've learned yet

the animal kingdom is in some real fucking state in arknights they do have animals but they're called fowlbeasts instead of birds finbeasts instead of fish burdenbeasts instead of cattle etc etc as well as tons of fucked up mutated bugs like originum slugs and metal crabs and gloompincers and exploding spiders, and as established they treat 'kitties' as some weird lifeform nobody on the extensive highly educated rhodes island staff has seen before but there's a cat right there on this login screen and has been since game launch, unidentified fucking thing blow it up NOW

and sometimes there's characters that are just actual talking animals instead of anthro or kemonomimi and they're some kind of immortal ancient gods and they do shit like assist the royal line of victoria for centuries (siege's lions) or fight elaborate proxy wars with each other (the signori dei lupi in il siracusano) or fuck around in the jungle piloting giant robots built by reptile girls (high priest in great chief returns) or start a rap career and a logistics company (emperor from penguin logistics) or become successful businessmen that somehow always hang around in non euclidean hell spaces and develop long running personal beef with the doctor of rhodes island (duck lord)

[maxknightley]

trick and/or treat

Cobra-Themed Walking Stick

[tired-needs-sleep]

i was reading a reblog notification and them mutual reblogged something else and i was like. hey i was reading that

[summoned-tentacles]

Today I had to explain to my mother that porn does not always refer to pornography/smut anymore now a days and is often used (from what I’ve seen) to describe something desirable.

that was the most innocent way I could explain it to her (I gave her examples of stuff like food porn)