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Dave (orange one) should ponder his severed leg

“after not that much pondering i can safely and assuredly say that my leg is still fucking missing. like, lost city of Atlantis missing. nose off of a sphinx missing. like damn somebody get indiana jones on the case so he can find my hacked off foot rotting away in a cave somewhere. because that shit is so lost by now that it qualifies as a rare artifact and ‘belongs in a museum’. and also don’t call me the ‘orange one’ if anything dave is the red one. or do I don’t fucking care.”

- D.S.

#smartass.#asks #homestuck #hs apocalypse au #davesprite

Cyrell, do you like sunrises or sunsets better? And why?

"I prefer sunsets because a sunrise will kill me dead, as the kids say."

#asks #shintari #Cyrell Pierre #smartass.

the answer is a pillow. u should get to sleep

>:0 HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#smartass.#your lucky im tired n was planning to sleep once i got this answer #otherise id stay up outta stubborness #Anonymous #candyredask

you seem smarter than me about some stuff and sillier abt other stuff in a way i can recognize easily. Gives me a good perspective to really get value from your thoughts, where I can quickly exchange with them with regard to our differences in values and perspective. You're characterized in my mind most Tumblr users aren't

Yah basically um im wize to fuck + my advice crazy good. Legit im senseipilled.

#Now extract philosophical value from how that presentation contrasts with the rest of what you know about me #smartass.