Dave (orange one) should ponder his severed leg
“after not that much pondering i can safely and assuredly say that my leg is still fucking missing. like, lost city of Atlantis missing. nose off of a sphinx missing. like damn somebody get indiana jones on the case so he can find my hacked off foot rotting away in a cave somewhere. because that shit is so lost by now that it qualifies as a rare artifact and ‘belongs in a museum’. and also don’t call me the ‘orange one’ if anything dave is the red one. or do I don’t fucking care.”
- D.S.
















