#smelly-balls

[coherently-screaming]

If I had a nickel for every time a character in a Starkid musical low-key insulted their spouse’s character or acted like they had no interest in them I’d have three nickels- which isn’t a lot, but it’s fun that it happened thrice.

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

I strongly believe there isn’t a straight character in Firebringer. Literally none of them are straight. Prove me wrong, I dare you. 

[justin-dahmerlake]

Gif as you go: Firebringer

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All hail, Jemilla!

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Molag: who broke the coffee pot? i’m not mad, i just want to know

Jemilla: ...i did. i broke it

Molag: no. no, you didn’t. Zazzalil?

Zazzalil: don’t look at me, look at Emberly

Emberly: what?! i didn’t break it!

Schwoopsie: huh, that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

Emberly: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Ducker: suspicious

Emberly: no, it’s not!

Keeri: psst... if it matters, probably not... Tiblyn was the last one to use it

Tiblyn: liar! i don’t even drink that crap!

Keeri: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Tiblyn: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, Keeri!

Jemilla: okay, let’s not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it

Molag: no! who broke it?!

Chorn: *whispering* well, Smelly-Balls been awfully quiet this whole time

Smelly-Balls: oh reALLY

[yelling ensues]

[camera pans to Molag]

Molag: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick

Molag: good. it was getting awfully chummy in here

[wizisbored]

For your consideration:

the tribe from firebringer, BUT-

they smol.

[randomstarkidgifs]

smelly balls is like 🤨🤨

[abuffalomonster]

brian holdens so good at playing asshole characters

but hes such a sweetie and i dont understand

[pazazzalil]

Firebringer edits made by yours truly (featuring my old instagram watermark)