Too Many Fandoms

A nerd dying inside and out. Fiction > Being a functioning person. This blog is as scattered as my brain. Send help. JK. Actually I'm not, please send help. please.

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[graceashcroft-archive-deactivat]

every episode of this show btw

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

[the-silly-words-on-your-screen]

no it does not, I am perfectly happy with my obscurity

[earthdad]

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

[turtlegirl521]

“miss piggy would make it look like an accident”

[unfavorableinstigation]

This keeps going past on my dash and I can’t let it go any longer. It’s time to see the record straight.

Miss Piggy doesn’t have a subtle bone in her floppy felt body. There is no possible way she could ever make it look like an accident.

Miss Piggy would make you into an example.

[coherently-screaming]

The trending list is exceptionally gay today and I appreciate that.

[ritualofthestars]

odysseus: whaT DO YOU MEAN MOVE THE BED????

penelope: oh sorry i thought we were playing the ask stupid questions game

[milclark]

[kookukachu-deactivated20211007]

I never fucking get tired of this post.

[wordsofdiana]

Merry Christmas.

[veryspecificanon]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

ah yes the “heart” function… or as i like to call it, the “i’ve never seen this post in my life yet there is glaring evidence to the contrary” button

[hey-its-sybarite]

Same energy:

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[thememedaddy]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[kitconnor]

#let her live

[coherently-screaming]

The bar is in hell and that’s okay lol

[daily-spooky]

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[coherently-screaming]

Anyone else kinda disappointed by the new versions of the Troy and Cyclops sagas? Like… they’re louder and have reverb… okay?Also the echoes aren’t always in places where it makes the most sense? Of course I’m going to listen to them instead out of a courteous and ethical standpoint, but I don’t like them half as much as the original recordings.

Idk, maybe I just don’t like change or Taylor swift set the bar too high or whatever…

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[coherently-screaming]

The most concerning fact about me is that I remember “Cruisin for a Bruisin” exists and I look it up to listen to it I am appalled that it’s from Teen Beach Movie and not a song by Elvis Presley. Every. Time.