Oh my lord... so @holy3cake sent this to me to fill out for Aldhelm and I am rolling rn because like... Aldhelm is so pure and innocent and I just cannot.. you guys...
I CANNOT 🫣
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OK let's see what this is all about here...
A- Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): I imagine he likes to cuddle and snuggle
B - Body part (What's his favorite body part on himself? His partner?) Um... idk... I don't get the impression that he has a 'favorite' body part for himself... for his partner, I guess the eyes? Gazing lovingly into their eyes.
C - Cum - (basically, anything to do with cum) What the fuck even is this??? 🤨
D - Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory. what's their dirty secret?) Doing shady shit for Aethelred before he wised up and decided to stop...
E - Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?) Like... none...? my man's definitely a virgin ok (at least until I get to him...) (*runs away*)
F - Favorite Position : uh... idk regular?
G - Goofy (are they goofy in the moment, or more intimate?) He does not strike me as a goofy person, so intimate
H - Hair (How groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?) Oh my god this question... holy crap. He is very well groomed and takes care of his hygiene in general.
I - Intimacy (how romantic are they in bed?) Very intimate and takes thorough care of his lover
J - Jack off (how often do they masturbate?) 😠 for real...
K - Kink (one or more of their kinks): Uh... I honestly don't think he has any. Devotion? Uh... letting the woman take the lead? I guess..
L - Location Bedroom, I guess? I would assume he would want privacy
M - Motivation (what makes them want to do the deed?) Because he is in love and wants to be intimate with that person?
N - No (something they won’t do, turn-offs) I imagine a lot of things....
O - Oral (preference in giving, or receiving, skill etc) I don't think he cares as long as he is with the person he loves
P - Pace (are they fast and rough? or slow and sensual?) slow and sensual
Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc). not really?
R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?) probably not
S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He's in his 30's so I imagine just like... he can go for a while but needs a break, ok
T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or on themselves?) uh.. nope
U - Unfair (how much they like to tease) maybe a bit?
V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc) LMAO!!! oh lord have mercy...
W - Wildcard (random headcanon for the character) no clue
X - X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) oh my god what the hell... no 🙈
Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) OK I feel like yearning and sex drive are two completely separate things here... he is a maximum yearner but I don't feel like he has a really high sex drive
Z - Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?) LMAO like most men probably not too long after
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ok this was awkward as hell, thanks Holly. I feel like Aldhelm is giving me a judgemental side eye right now... 😒
Maybe send me an ask with a letter and I write a Headcanon or Fic about it
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A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)
B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)
C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?)
D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?)
E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)
F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)
G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?)
H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?)
I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.)
J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?)
K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?)
L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?)
M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?)
N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?)
O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)
P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)
Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)
R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?)
S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?)
T - Top or bottom (self explanatory...)
U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all... do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?)
V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?)
W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)
X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?)
Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc...? what names do they call their partner?)
Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?)
The thing about Adam is, he's got a very youthful and inexperienced mind. After being created from a birth pod, prematurely, he struggles to understand human affection and interactions. But, he still has needs and his golden cock leads the way.
A - After Sex
How does he tend to you, after you're done. Is he a cuddler? Give you aftercare?
Adam doesn't really know what to do, once you’re both laying there and panting away. He’ll cuddle you, though it might feel a bit stiff. Adam’s still getting used to human interaction and learning how to show such physical affection. But give him some time and he’ll gain enough confidence to relax and snuggle up to you.
B - Bottom or Top
Pretty self explanatory. Is he a top or is he a bottom?
Adam’s very versatile. He goes with the flow a lot, making him quite submissive. That is, unless he feels a really strong surge of emotions - then he gets very dominant and will really throw you around a bit. He has no preference though, when it comes to being a top or bottom.
C - Cum
How much does he cum? Where does he like to cum? Is it unique in any way?
Adam cums a lot. Although it's not fertile, as his race is recreated through birthing pods, he still shoots a lot. Thick, gooey and glowing gold. It's a bit warmer than humans’ typically have it too. Not hot, but warm enough to feel the difference. It tastes quite sweet, like syrup.
His favourite place to cum, is in your mouth. He loves to watch you gulp his tasty spunk. If he can choose, he wants you to cum in his mouth - he loves to swallow every drop he can.
D - Dirty Secret
Do they have any dirty secret? Something they want to try or something they feel guilty/shameful of?
Adam doesn't have many secrets, as he doesn't really know what’s taboo or strange and what’s ‘normal’. Usually he’s just sheepish about asking for sex, he just doesn't know how to initiate it or when is the right time. Sometimes he’ll ask while you’re at a bar or on a date at a Terran coffee shop.
E - Experience
Do they have a stacked body count? Are they fumbling around or nervous?
He doesn't have much experience, due to the fact that Adam’s only recently been created. He’s gradually been experimenting throughout the galaxy with aliens and creatures, finding what works for him and what doesn't. Adam is quite nervous to begin with, but he quickly grows confidence.
F - Favourite Body Part
What is it about people that they love to look at the most?
Adam’s always so fascinated with imperfections. Scars, freckles, moles, stretch marks - anything that makes you unique. He’ll often kiss and trace these imperfections with his tongue or fingertips, exploring your body in intense detail.
G - Gag Reflex
Is it delicate, is it resilient? How many inches can they take?
Adam’s gag reflex is nonexistent. He’s able to take almost any sized cock, no matter how rough it is. Some may even consider it to be like fucking a fleshlight, with how easy Adam makes it look. He drools a lot around it though, soaking any cock that runs down his neck.
H - Hair
Do they have body hair? Pubic hair?
Except for the gold, slick back hair on Adam’s head, he’s smooth as an actual bar of gold everywhere else. Not a single body hair in sight.
I - Intimacy
Are the close to you? Are they open and honest? How emotional or romantic can they be with you?
Adam struggles with intimacy. He’s still trying to understand his own emotions, so he’s not very good at understanding yours. But he’s protective over you, ready to blast someone into another planet if they so much as harm a hair on your head.
J - Jerking Off
Do they like to jerk off? How often do they masturbate?
He quickly figured out how amazing jerking off was. He masturbates quite a lot, whenever he has time or gets bored. Thrusting into his fist and grunting away. But he’d much rather fuck you, instead.
K - Kinks
What fetishes do they have? Any kinks they love to explore? How open are they to trying new things?
Adam’s pretty much open to trying anything. However, he particularly enjoys fucking as a group. He wants to fuck your ass while he watches someone fuck your mouth - or let you pass his ass around any other horny aliens on Knowhere. He still enjoys one-on-one sex, but he LOVES when others can get involved too.
L - Location
Where do they like to fuck you the most?
Adam loves to fuck in a new location every time. Whether that means a different rooftop in Knowhere, a completely different landscape on Contraxia or bending you over in a pool on Vormir.
M - Marking
Do they leave hickies? Scratch marks? Bruises? Any evidence on yours or their body, from your time together.
He loooves to create his own little imperfections on your skin. Be ready to have a body absolutely coated in hickies, bruises and claw marks. He’s going to make you into his own.
Unfortunately hickies don't really appear on Adam’s golden flesh, but he still loves to feel your teeth sink into his tough skin.
N - Nope
Things that turn them off
Adam doesn't have many boundaries, but one thing he definitely doesn't like, is degrading. He lived for so long in a species that thought it was perfection and degraded anything that wasn't flawless- Adam doesn't want to be reminded of that. He wants you to feel safe and secure. He wants you to be praised.
O - Oral
Again, fairly self explanatory. Blowjobs, eating out. How they go about doing such things.
As we discussed, Adam has a non existent gag reflex, but he also just loves to suck dick. He loves to milk you for every drop you have to offer - he craves it.
He also loves to facefuck. Yeah, he loves to see you choke, another imperfection of your race, unable to take every inch he pummels down your throat. He’s not always aggressive about it, but every now and then, when he feels a certain way, he’ll use you like a sex toy.
Adam doesn't need his ass to be eaten, it always seems to be slick and open for anyone to use, whenever. But that doesn't mean he doesn't love to feel a tongue wiggling its way inside of him - exploring every perfect, golden squishy wall.
Adam’s tongue goes deep into your ass. You wonder how it's possible, but he can eat you out like a fucking vacuum. He loves it too, slurping and grunting into your ass, while he devours your insides.
P - Position
What's their favourite sex position?
When he’s topping, Adam favours the doggy position, the most. He can fuck you deep, hard and fast. His powerful thrusts can absolutely ram every inch inside of you as you drool all over the floor.
But as a bottom, Adam likes to ride you. Whether it's reverse cowboy or not, he just loves to fuck himself on your cock. Sometimes he’ll use his ability to fly, to move up and down on you.
Q - Quickies
Do they like them? Would they rather take their time and slow it down?
Adam doesn't mind a quickie, but he’d rather take his time, take it slow. Savour every moan that escapes your lips, feel relish thrust and revel in the sweat that drips from your forehead.
R - Risky
Are they freaky in the streets? Do they enjoy the thrill of being caught?
Adam has no sense of risk. He doesn't understand what’s so wrong with fucking you in front of a huge crowd in the middle of a Walmart, or bouncing his ass against your hips in the same room as any relatives you have. Why is something so fun, so taboo?
S - Stamina
How long can they keep going? Is there a round 2 or 3?
Adam can keep going for literal days. But of course, he knows that’s not normal so he’s okay with cutting it short. As much as he’d love to fuck you until you’ve passed out or actually starving of hunger, he’s okay with resuming your sesh later.
T - Toys
Do they own sex toys? Do they have certain favourites?
He’s never owned any toys, but he certainly enjoys them. He’d rather the real thing, or finding an orgy he can join somewhere in the Galaxy, but fucking a flesh toy that can use a large variety of alien mouth heads or dildos shaped like cocks humans could never even dream of. It's fun, but where’s a slut he can play with?
U - Underwear
What kind of underwear do they wear?
Adam normally wears these alien jockstrap-like underwear. He only wears them for support and comfort. They’re all golden, too, so it blends right into his skin.
V - Volume
How loud can they get? Are they big moaners or quiet grunters?
Adam makes a lot of loud grunts and guttural noises. He doesn't make sounds for your enjoyment, they’re just a way of him expressing his overwhelming lust and euphoria. It's very primal. He doesn't talk much, besides telling you how beautiful you are or how good you can “take it”.
W - Wrecking Ball
How much of a mess do they make during sex? Ripped clothes, knocked over furniture? Or, are they fairly tame and careful?
Adam will rip your clothes off, smash you against walls, break furniture and throw whatever’s in your way, across the room. He doesn't care, when he's horny, nothing else matters. It's rough and reckless but it's all he knows.
X - X-Ray
Take a peek beneath their underwear...
Adam’s got an entire third leg. 9 and a half inches that’ll make your eyes roll to the back of your head. Girthy and straight, making it a powerful beast.
His balls are hefty, like two golf balls that shine and shimmer like actual, golden jewels and as smooth as marble too.
Y - Yearn
What's their sex drive like? How often are they wanting to get down and dirty?
Adam’s sex drive can be quite intimidating. He wants to fuck, whenever possible. He wants to fuck and fuck and fuck. It can get tiresome. Now, if you don't want to, he can be patient… just don't be surprised if he pouts as he’s waiting around or looks for somebody else to fuck in the meantime.
Z - Zzzz
Any sex dreams? What's their favourite?
Adam’s favourite sex dream was one with Star Lord. He dreamt he was getting fucked from behind by the grizzly Terran. Adam was in the middle of Nowhere, as Quill revenge-fucked him. Pummelling his ass hard and deep, completely dominating Adam’s hole. It was sweaty and messy, as everyone who lived on Knowhere watched and masturbated to the sight. They were waiting for their turn, but Adam woke up before Quill ever finished. Needless to say, Adam found the nearest body to recreate it with.
(A/N: The template for this was created by the talented @stefanigagrande)
(A/N 2: Sorry i haven’t posted in a while, i’ve been very busy and tired lately.)
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A= After sex (What they do after sex.)
He tends to you, checks if your feeling alright and gets you whatever you need. Sometimes he makes you food or some nice hot drink.
B= Bottom or top (Are they a top or a bottom? What are their tendencies depending on their position? Are they a dom top or a soft top? Are they submissive or a regular bottom?)
In my opinion he’s a soft vers who prefers to top. He prefers to top because he likes to make sure to give you pleasure. Early in the relationship he wouldn’t be comfortable with bottoming because of the things the capitol has forced him to do but after you gain his full trust he would be open to do it.
C= Cum (Do they like to cum inside or on you? Do they like swapping or edging or anything having to do with cum?)
He likes to cum anywhere on you or in you. He likes seeing his cum on your back, your ass, your face, your stomach… the list goes on. He also likes to cum in your ass so he can eat it out of you.
D= Dirty secret (A secret kink or a guilty pleasure they like/want to do when having sex.)
He dosen’t have any really secret kinks, he’s not shy to tell you if he wants to try something new. He does have a fantasy to go find a secluded beach so the two of you can have sex in the warm and soft sand.
E= Experience (What is their experience with sex, both male and female, and are they confident when having sex or a bit nervous?)
Because of the capitol he has a lot of experience with both men and women so he knows the ins and outs (… literally). He can be rough like an animal or soft like a big pillow. Safe to say that Finnick feels pretty confident.
F= Favorite Position (Pretty self explanatory.)
If whether he’s topping or on the rare occasion bottoming he likes the old regular missionary. When topping there are two other positions he really enjoys the first is the lotus position for when the two of you want to be more intimate. The second is the bassett hound position for when he really wants to get in there and make you feel him inside.
G= Gag Reflex (Do they have one? How many inches can they take before gagging/choking?)
He’s basically a sword swallower.
H= Hair (Focused more on their pubic hair such as is it bushy or is it clean, where do they like to grow hair? And do they groom it?)
He makes sure to keep it clean and occasionally grooms it.
I= Intimacy (How romantic are they during sex? Is it vanilla or is it kinky and fast?)
Finnick is probably at his most intimate during sex and loves the closeness between the two of you.
J= Jerking off (Do they masturbate? To what? How long do they last and when do they do it?)
I don’t see Finnick jerking off often, to him sexual pleasure just isn’t as worth it if the person he loves isn’t the one he’s with.
K= Kinks (Kinks and fetishes they have, both extreme and regular kinks will be listed)
He’s really not that kinky of a person, but he does have a few small kinks. He likes it when you play with his nipples or he plays with yours and sometimes he likes getting some praise for his body or how good he’s fucking you and how big his cock is
L= Lube (Do they use lube? What kind of lubrication? Do they like it rough and dry?)
He definetely uses lube, since he wants to ease your pain during penetration. But sometimes when he wants to get a little more rough he goes raw with your consent of course.
M= Messy (How messy and destructive are they during sex? Who cleans up etc…)
Regularly he’s usually pretty calm but honestly he can be whatever you want him to be during that specific session depending on how horny he is.
N= NO! (What is something they would never do, what turns them off and why?)
He dosen’t like bloodplay, ropes or anything in that kind of area mostly because of trauma relating to the games, it just makes him unconfortable. Depending on if your a tribute or not you might have a similar experience.
O= Oral (What are their oral tendencies? Do they like to give or receive? Where do they like to do oral? Nipples? Ass? Cock?)
Finnick loves rimming, he loves rimming you and he loves when you rim him. Like stated before he also loves when you play with each other nipples. He also loves some good blowjobs and fingering.
P= Place (Where are their favorite places to have sex? Are they into public sex? or only like it in the bedroom?)
Privacy is important to Finnick because of the capitol treatment of him so he prefers to keep it inside of your home. But everywhere inside the home is good enough for him, the washing machine works just as well as the bed.
Q= Quickie (Do they like to do quickies? If yes, then where do they like to do it? In bed? In public?)
Finnick is not a big fan of quickies.
R= Risk (How far will they go when it comes to experimenting? Do they like the risk of being caught?)
When it comes to exeperimenting with new positions and stuff like that he’s all for it. Though he’s not a big fan of risking being caught.
S= Sext/Dirty talk (How good is their dirty talk? Do they like to dirty talk during sex? Or keep it to moans and grunts?)
Finnick knows his dirty talk and he knows how to use it. He’ll use it on occasion if your feeling extra naughty.
T= Toys (What materials do they like to use during sex? How do they use it? Who do they use the toys for etc…)
Finnick has decided that anything a toy can do he or you can do better so he dosen’t use them.
U= Unfair (Do they like to tease you? Or themselves? How do they tease you? And what is their limit?)
If your being a bit needy he might tease you a bit just to see how horny you can get but he never takes it too far because eventually he gets really horny too.
V= Volume (How loud are they during sex? What kind of sounds do they make? Do they change sounds when they’re near their climax?)
Finnick’s not really loud, if he’s not talking dirty to you he’s usually praising you or moaning from ecstacy
W= Wild Card (A crazy sex story between the two of you that stands out to your other times)
One time when you were going at it very hard doggy style he accidentally knocked your face into the wall with one of his thrusts. After that he was very apolegetic.
X= X-ray (How big is their cock? How is their body in general? Do they have a big ass? Are they a grower or a shower etc…)
Both Finnick’s cock and ass were sculpted by the gods themselves and they weren’t playing. He’s really hung like a horse.
Y= Yep (What can’t they resist, what makes them want to fuck you right on the spot?)
If you cook him a good meal he will have your ankles behind your ears while he pounds you.
Z= Zest (When do they want to have sex? Are they always horny? Or do they have to be in a certain mood?)
Finnick isn’t the horniest man in the world but he likes sex atleast two times a week, at most he likes sex one time everyday of the week (and sometimes two times a day). Honestly his horniness comes and goes.
⚠️ tags + warnings. dom/sub dynamics, femdom!reader, role reversal hc, smut, kinks, cum play, spanking, sex toys, very freaky yuzu, kitten play, mdlb, crying kink, food play, prostate orgasms, bondage, some deeper stuff & angsty bits, asthma mention, aftercare, mdni
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🌹 AUTHOR’S NOTE ⇢ time to write about the figure skating legend himself 💋 mr. yuzuru hanyu is 1000% domme candy (the GOAT doesn’t have a submissive bone in his body? we’ll find out whether the opposite might be true in a minute 😉💅🏼) and a go-to for any risqué dramatic headcanons and i’m here to honor it at length ⛸
related writings: boyfriend yuzu hc
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Once the cat ears come off, who is Yuzuru Hanyu not to remain in character for a while. For the shits and giggles, and because it’s cozy. Once a catboy, always a catboy, it’s the law of the land. Curling up, kneading at you for the head pats and massages, you know the programme.
Also: Yuzu is famously soft-spoken and always finds the right thing to say. So, stimulating conversation for the cooldown. This is literally so nice. He’s unafraid to reflect everything in detail, say what he preferred, what you could change up together, what he wants to try next. The afterglow is not just physical, as in you give him something to drink, it’s 70% verbal which is very important to him as a consistent habit.
Of course, not to forget: Always gotta have a Winnie Pooh plushie ready. He embraces it readily and, as we know him, does some roleplay right then and there. Yuzu, professional cutiepie he is, is the kinda sub who treats all plush and pillow stuff as alive and breathing. You as his domme are in on the play and also treat his things as holy as they are to him. That Yuzu lets you into that world is the biggest compliment you can possibly get.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
We all know Yuzu’s godly ass and thighs. Or the staggering waist and beautiful black hair that makes him a total bombshell in his classic comb-back styles. His face is soft and expressive and so damn unique, his legs muscular and long, his back and tummy chiseled, the list goes on and on. Jesus, he has so many great features. All body parts a masterpiece. That are all capable of god-tier contortionism on top of that, gotta mention it in passing. Just so you know if you haven’t seen him bend his every limb into directions you wouldn’t believe are humanly possible.
Interestingly though. If he chooses, Yuzu picks his feet: They are his most important instrument and weak spot. His ankles are where the magic happens. So, you taking care of them a little would mean the world to him, imagine a candle light massage. Not to worry, no-gross-alert. Yuzu has perfect and cute feet. That’s gonna be a Victorian moment, oh my god I saw his ankles. For his partner, short and simple: He likes a shoulder to lean on. He loves being touchy in general, all body parts are amazing to him. Being in a profession that’s all about the physics, Yuzuru knows about the wonders of the body.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Certified king of cumsluts, doesn’t even hesitate. The more, the merrier. If he’s not covered in sticky stuff, Yuzu would be underchallenged. It’s less about the taste, texture or any degradation, for him it’s the playing around with his tongue. Somebody wants his mouth preoccupied. Give the cat his milk. Feed him his own cum mixed with yours. He’s gonna lap at it and swallow.
Since Yuzu’s dream is a mommy domme baking him something, he just loves the smell of dough and hazelnuts and cinnamon and everything — you know what’s coming: Imagine the food play. Nuts indeed. Anything that even remotely looks like a creampie is something he wants to get his lips on. And Yuzu is not the type to be a foodie at all, let that sink in. Sexual-looking food is just too big a temptation, though. And you spoiling him that way... oh my. Surefire way to end up in bed right after.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Has a butt plug collection. Once almost went on the ice with one in. The more you know. Also— this guy is the kinda type fantasizing to get absolutely railed on a bed of plushies. He has troubles suggesting it to you because he doesn’t want them to get actually dirty. But the idea gets the two of you kind of horny. Sometimes, a thought is better as a fantasy than actually executing it. You can use it for riling up’s sake, whispering it to him during dirty talk. How you’ll bounce on him and ruin him and milk him while he’s splayed out so innocently on your bed. I smell corruption kink.
Another secret Yuzu keeps is just how much he changed his mind about wanting his partner to control everything in bed. He grew up with a pre-defined ideal type of a cute, nice skater girl who’d let the reins very loosely around him, who he can speak Japanese to because he had problems with English, who is small and someone he will protect. It wasn’t something based on experience and trying things out: It was simply expected of him. People wanted the domineering Yuzuru on ice to be that way in private, and make use of his power, be a man, savior, boss.
The reality being: He never felt truly as tough on the ice, nor was he gender-conforming in person. In fact, that is what he became famous for, and it reassured Yuzuru very often how people would accept and actually celebrate this side of him. Which is so refreshing, and a sight to see. The side that was dorky, clingy, childish, gorgeous, and cute has always been there, but now he embraces it more as his comfort place. He has to know what he’s doing in his skating programme and show competitive spirit to achieve his dreams, but that’s where it stops.
His former ideals are something people wanted to hear, it was an adaptation of the environment rather than thinking it through on his own. So, years later — oh boy have things changed. Yuzuru no longer defines his ideal type that way, saying whoever he likes is someone he’d be with. What was a fantasy template and filter is now gone and adapted to his newfound, own preferences. Yuzu is comfortably open-minded rather than being a copy to mainstream. He found fun in speaking English, opened up to the world at large, had more girls around him who he could befriend, grew more confident in his stature, and is well aware — turns out he’s the cute one. Who needs to be taken under a wing. He likes strong-minded girls and says if he had a wife, she’d dominate him. Yuzuru secretly wants her to be in charge entirely, she owns his body and soul. Not in daily life where things are just normal and everyone goes about their business. Sexually, where he surrenders instead, and is taken care of.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
The tale of an introvert. What he knows — he hides it well. Has eyefucked a whole lot of people and is the type to lust like mad from a far distance, and nobody will ever know. Crushes harder than peppercorns in a mill. If he loves someone, it lingers in his mind every split second of the day, may god have mercy on him. And if you know him: Yuzu aims too high to keep it light and easy and clumsy. He hates being an amateur, he’s terrified of starting out something. He dreads not knowing what to do, how exactly to behave, talk, touch, breathe, respond, negotiate, prepare. That’s a hundred percent like hell to him.
Ironically, he has a natural feeling for it and he’s literally amazing in bed, has a sense for social interaction is all the way cute with something valuable to say. But what he believes is something way different. Yuzuru is a diehard, nervous perfectionist. He can only think of it as a rated performance since his mind usually has to work that way to skate well. His esteem is on a knife edge depending on how well he thinks he does. So, the inevitable: He will shy away from sex altogether. He draws immense skating passion from staying celibate, in fact it’s his success secret, but it still eats him up from the inside and makes him frustrated beyond measure. Not even for the pleasure, since he’s so ambitious that’s almost forgotten about, but for being told he did well.
That’s how much he believes sex is a drill and capability test. And it’s sad that he thinks it’s like his skating career, racking up points for the impossible things judges want and being in a deadlock when it comes to showing his artistic side. He feels thrown into cold water if he doesn’t know everything beforehand. If he ever works up the courage, which probably won’t happen, he will pay an expert to learn from rather than let something all over the place happen with a random person or even someone he might like.
Yes, you heard that right. He’d rather see a sex worker than ‘mess up’ his first time according to his sky-high standards. So, Yuzu’s experience remains limited since he’s so 100% do or die, and so anxious, and so torn about social interaction, he doesn’t get how his peers can be playboys and get married and flirt with someone they like and all that. He sort of has an easier time with guys, but girls... he can’t approach. To top it off, he also feels like he’d burden his first time one somebody or embarrasses himself, so he will reject and avoid suitors. Those are usually not the people he crushes so hard on to begin with. It’s bound to be one-sided and he knows, so he will abstain and focus on career and use the cheers of his fans as a substitute.
Truth is, he feels helpless and distant from sex sometimes, especially with his practice-heavy lifestyle and hyper-smart mind, Yuzuru has an intelligence that exceeds what most people can grasp. He’s alone on the ice and Brian as a coach is often the only reference person who truly gets him, and leads him well without being controlling. But that’s professional life. Sexually, Yuzuru is metaphorically: coachless. He surely observed it well when Javier (the #1 ladies man, his opposite) was still active and a social butterfly helping him fit in, but Yuzu would always be worried about his extreme fame and spotless image when introduced to someone fangirling over him. He’d rather prefer someone who comes across as a mentor and solid, loyal-to-death person to look up to. So he would do anything to have someone benevolent like that. Most girls would expect him to be the sex god and expert, but he knows that’s only half of the story and based on his characters on the ice. Yuzu crafts these to counterbalance how he really is — withdrawn and indirect.
Yuzu is extremely calculating and selective, he scans suitors well, protects his reputation, and is mortified of failure. So, he’d rather learn it by the book and from someone he’s not emotionally attached to. In a one-night stand that might also be the case, but he doesn’t know what to expect, and he’s absolutely terrified of sudden sexual vulnerability. He himself often says he values his own struggle between feeling so weak and being strong again
Besides: He’d have problems squeezing hookups into his schedule and lifestyle, he’d have to cut down on things and create a double life. Plus, Yuzu is famously inept with social interaction up close, he flees the noise and unpredictability. So, it’s better to have a long-term partner. If he doesn’t know something yet, he has it down in one day like the single axel. Definitely counts on his partner teaching him.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
We know Yuzu’s signature move is the lean-back Ina Bauer. So, whatever position allows for an arch is the real deal (cough, taking the strap — oh my god his ass is made for it). But anyway, he can pull off anything with that stellar flexibility and core strength.
If I think about it. Yuzu might like sitting on your lap very much. I know it’s not a sex position, I mean it can be once his inner lapdancer awakens or you use a strap-on, I rather mean... just for some sweet moments and making out. But yeah: Fathom Yuzu gyrating on your like that. Not in an outright lascivious manner or Chippendales style. The Hanyu way, with embellishments and all the grace. This is gonna be a huge turn-on and perfect foreplay position.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Not much to elaborate here: Yep, Yuzu is true goofball indeed. Really flustered and clumsy when eye-to-eye in missionary, and yet: He’s ultra serious towards the end, there’s gonna be an aggressive staredown before cumming. The feeling gets pretty intense, his duality between silly and ‘yeah, give it to me’ is no joke.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Would probably die from inflammation if he shaved clean under those tight suits and did all these chafe-heavy skating routines. Doesn’t have a lot of body hair to begin with, but for pits and pubes, it’s alive, wild, and decently long. Out of all people, Yuzu cares particularly about aesthetics, but in this case pragmatism will prevail. He doesn’t care too much about it either as long as it doesn’t get in the way of something. Having sex with Yuzu tends to be well um well all about a hundred types of friction so any stubble would be a bad idea.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
You haven’t seen a guy in love like that. It’s a figure skater thing for sure. Since he works to portray these sentiments on the ice daily, hardly anybody can play up feelings so delicately and palpably like Yuzuru. Emotion is what his entire career is built on. He knows how to express himself directly, appropriately, intimately. Couldn’t be any more romantic. Yuzu can’t go without it.
Very passionate, ‘for your eyes only’ kind of atmosphere. Yes, he shows off on the ice, it’s his job (although of course, that word doesn’t really sum up what skating means to him). But private Yuzu is someone you can claim as yours. He will make it clear, he wants to belong to you, he’s yours, dedicated, devotion is the entire point. Less with a slant of what some subs like, very hands-on ownership of a mistress. It’s more emotional. He’s really attached and all smitten. Your private little haven is everything to him.
Talking about little: Yuzu can be quite a pillow prince sometimes. At least when the initiative doesn’t go back and forth as it frequently does, you often alternate with suggestions and ways of tweaking an ongoing play session. You blindfold him or tie his wrists, He might be standard tired from practice or just fascinated to watch you work your magic on him.
He also likes music to set the tone for intimacy, who’s surprised. Prepare: Yuzu likes dramatic classical music all the way. He’s probably one of the few people who can make it more than ‘classy’ and definitely more than cringe. He selects pieces very well. This is gonna be a practice template to cum together when the music reaches its peak. Makes the whole thing full of adrenaline.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Lots of fun to him. Would beat it 24/7 if the ice wasn’t calling him. Drowns himself in lube. This guy’s me-time is so rated R, Cardi B would be inspired to remix WAP to wet ass penis as an anthem just for him. A dry dick is a ruined day for Yuzuru, as is a session without teasing his prostate in whatever way he currently fancies. Once he tried it, he never went back. The intensity knocking him out is something that Yuzu thinks about all the time. Strokes like a pro, does all these little moans, can do it forever, loves the feeling, chases the high. Adrenaline junkie on the ice? No different with his hand around his cock.
Will masturbate everywhere in the house and has to really get his head in the game to make sure he won’t ruin any carpets. So, he always has at least two towels with him. In the kitchen, in front of the TV, in the shower, the bed. Watches his fair share of eclectic porn, he gets really desperate. Especially before you started dating, Yuzu would shut himself in until the lotion ran out. Can jack off to something romantic (he starts crying) or something extreme (he loves shocking himself and ).
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Very curious about sadomasochism. Googles a lot of things that make him hard during the day. Often jawdropped by his research, but once he tries things out with you, nothing can really shock him anymore. Absolutely wants to be collared, it’s his biggest fantasy. Another little secret he has, Yuzu is decked out in skating gloves, right. He wishes he could feel you wearing them, or he keeps them on for sex himself, the lacey transparent ones. Looks especially pretty when his wrists are tied so, major photograpy material. Oh yes, Yuzu likes the camera, he can work it. The guy is photogenic in any position and can strike any angle you want. Your phone background is a new Yuzu snapshot every week already, imagine your gallery, 5800 kinky pictures.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
I’m gonna say it. The frozen lake out of town, late at night, condoms and lube with you. A quickie that will leave your genitals frozen. Yuzu might get stuck inside you because it’s -15 Celsius. Call that fantasy on ice. Jokes aside: Come on, Yuzu is the biggest ever hermit homebody. The couch will have a bunch of indents after your week-long fucking sessions after he comes home training. Also, at his desk while he does work for university. You ride him, Yuzu studies. Double the ambition. His dick is completely sore. The lake out of town thing might go down, but without sex. Just skating together under the stars, Yuzu doing amazing spins and spirals around you, very very romantic.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Yuzu is a crazed Sagittarius. Have you seen these men? They just want it all. Must be the influence of Jupiter. Zeus was definitely vibing that way. And yes, Yuzu has borderline unhealthy gold medal thinking in bed. He wants to be not just good but damn good with pleasing you. If you don’t have a good time and head home without an orgasm, he’ll consider himself a failure. Yuzu won’t cut himself any slack there. You’d have a hard time changing his ways into something more chill and moderate. Instead, you will see the benefits of rolling with it once you see how improvement fuels him and does make sex really mindblowing.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Couldn’t do things like slapping you, spanking. Yuzu makes for a terrible daddy dom, it’d not suit him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Cum-dripping oral mess, Yuzu is the brave kind. Totally into it, and can’t resist a good blowjob. Will act different afterwards, there’s a lot of erotic tension. “This evening again?” is what those eyes are saying.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Outstanding kinesthetic intelligence. Every inch of his body follows his intent, and yours if you have him take on certain ways of kneeling. Yuzu can do it all, whatever you want. Tantalizing, moderato, overwhelmingly fast. He can take it, he can portray it. And knows the value of a pause like a true connoisseur. Not just when he wants to prevent cumming early, also just because the moment is right. That’s why cockwarming is a staple, as well as you having him wait patiently for kisses. To top it off: If you give him a blowjob, building up the tension by doing nothing is damn effective. The ruined orgasms you’re gonna give him... delicious.
Everything’s gonna have nice transitions as well, no awkward climbing and rolling and tangling limbs. If he gets something from another room that you need, no slouching. The university course as good as the extracurricular activities. Being inconsistent with any subsidiary details? Not in the Hanyu household, he’s keeping it classy. Yuzu feels like if he makes the bridges to new positions even remotely messy, the feeling is killed and it’s as if he’d break character mid-skate. Although he’ll have to practice and refine and test a lot of things because he’s not super experienced and adapting to your own movements is an individualized thing to do, he’s a masterclass of quality, period.
Even when things get fast and heated, nothing feels off. Having that kind of body smartness also means: Yuzu learns by touch, whatever you do. He knows by the way you pull his hair what comes next. How much saliva drips off your tongue when you suck at his neck, he knows how hard you’ll to ravage him in five minutes. This guy observes things you aren’t even conscious of because his physical understanding is just so fine-tuned.
The sense of rhythm, and every skating programme of him will showcase that, unbeatable. Unless his mood is really impacted by something severe, your guy feels it in every bone. He’s an artist, after all, he listens to music all the time. Dissecting rhythms to turn them into movement is what his line of work is all about. The pace will always fit the mood. Everything is precise, but never crude. Instead, the way he moves is dictated by an inherent flow. With little accents that match right with any thrust, like putting his hands on your sides when you’re on top of him.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Hit it Shakira: Whenever, wherever! He seemingly carries an entire condom factory with him. Or, to be more exact: At least three of them.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
This one’s a complicated case. Yuzu being reckless on the ice may or may not mirror in your private life. He might need some downtime, so bring out the soft domme stuff. No trial and error stuff, just going through a routine of things you love the most. On the other hand, he always gives it all. This guy’s endurance at your hands is amazing. Advanced kinds of BDSM he will not feel deterred from at all. Rough toys, anal hooks, sounding, whips, why not is Yuzu’s motto. But then again. He has such a confusing mix of innocence and feeling like he’s completely hardcore. You might end up experimenting a lot, but also not daring the leap sometimes because the mood is different. And then rather go for softer hours, where Yuzu will be all shy shy and more bursting with excitement than ever. A good, interesting mix is what I’m saying.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Yuzuru, once he gets a bit of practice to gauge the situation... Viagra on two legs, absolute unexpected powerhouse. You might end up pondering to work out a little and go for a run because this guy is in a consistently outstanding shape to say the least. Olympic athletes are literally hard to fuck with. And since Yuzu is starfishing sometimes (which is very adorable), or he’s in bondage for some time, that presents a further problem: For a second round, he’s full of energy, while you already spent energy. So, you alternate with who’s active, and the other leans back entirely. He has to remind himself since his body is programmed for it: This is no contest — the point is feeling good.
You might ride him reverse cowgirl all the way while you watch TV, and after the overstimulation fades he will eat you out ad nauseam, full course slobbering, sweeping the whole menu. That way, it’s less about keeping up with him, which would be hard for most people not doing sports at his galactic level. He understands, Yuzu knows he’s not normal in that regard, you don’t have to worry. Some exercise still doesn’t hurt, just to further increase the quality of sex anyway.
Then again: Why go jogging and do some laps wasting valuable together time when Yuzu’s lap is the best workout? And running doesn’t guarantee your stamina in bed is perfect even if it does help. You rather wanna manage how to draw out the arousal. It’s a self-control thing, with the goal of having you match up in every aspect as good as you can. In which case, you can count on him to pull it off: Have you seen Yuzu doing jumps side by side with a bunch of female skaters? Copy paste. This guy knows how to synchronize with the ladies.
Something that has to be mentioned beside that, though. Yuzu has asthma since 2 years old, and it’s often a mind thing to him still these days. He doesn’t let it stop him from sleeping with you because as always, he’s not letting anything get in his way. He has learned to live and thrive with it. But you both have to mind the possibility of an attack, he prevents it with inhalers, and the mood plays a crucial role. Yuzu being comfortable and confident is so important to his breathing, and keeping a good rhythm rather than being chaotic in bed. So, you will plan most of your sexual activities rather than improvising.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Would stuff an entire sex shop into his every available orifice. Yuzu is a toy freak, he wants to try everything. Motto: a new one every day. Well, almost. But he can afford it. Buys stuff he uses solely on himself, things you use on him, things he uses solo and you use on him, and as the cherry on top, every possible high end vibrator on the market for you. Any size, too. This bitch will browse through the latest innovations, prepare to get off. He’s obsessed with seeing you use it on yourself. Yuzu owns a separate phone just for videos of you buzzing your clit, and him fingering you for minutes and minutes.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Extremely so. Loves to be a total brat only to get put into his place. He does it so you’ll pull the chin grab on him. He likes getting choked out as a punishment as well. Yuzu also tends to be very around the corner if you will when it comes to soft subbing, he lays over expecting cuddles but doesn’t say so. Buds his head against your chest, nuzzles, and so on. Lighter forms of teasing come to him very easily. Loves to prompt. Roughhousing, banter, favorite thing.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Moderately loud because his voice is very very light, but unsurprisingly — he’s just beautiful. What a nice tone. Gorgeous whimpering sounds. And when you go hard on him, voice cracks! And really heavy breathing. What’s gonna be the most striking though is his expressiveness. We know it from the ice and interviews, and he can really amp it up even further. No need for screaming, that face will speak the volumes.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
You’ll be blessed with him if you have a huge crying kink. Yuzu definitely opens the waterworks every other week in bed. Happy tears, horny tears, relief tears, aftercare tears, orgasm tears, masochist tears, romantic tears, subspace tears, he has it all. He also begs for the type of pain that makes it stream down his face for minutes. He’s touchy-feely all the way and feels like he can really connect with you that way.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
His ass twitching is kind of a spectacle, but I don’t have to tell you, do I. Yuzu has muscles for the gods in there. So voluptuous, you can’t call it any other way. Big booty boyfriend, Jesus you can show him off, he loves it. Around the house, he will flaunt them big ole athlete buns in particular, acting like it’s unintended. Um, Yuzu, those are joggings. Smack it, he is sure to moan.
And may I respectfully mention as well — this guy has some major big ass balls figuratively and literally. How else would someone be motivated to jump a triple axel like it’s nothing. Not kidding, they’re big and round and ugh. His love for tight pants doesn’t help. He knows what your eyes like and dresses just to flex the goods. Screams for more spanking and pinching if you ask me. Yuzu is definitely serving it. Well-endowed, you lucky girl.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Mega horny, ready when you are. On a scale from zero to hundred? Breaching into the 90 percent right there. Yuzu’s hormones are literally insane. On paper he’s 26, but his dick wants the 18th birthday party. Jesus is he gonna be clingy when he’s in the mood. All wrapped around you in a backhug in the kitchen or when you iron a costume of his, and that’s sexy of him. He’s not gonna hide what’s filling out those sweatpants. He’ll desperately grind up against you like it’s Christmas.
Paired with his puppy eyes and little “Do you have some time... I’ll iron this tomorrow” — instant pounce. He’s admittedly a bit hard to keep up with sometimes, though. The reason: With that level of exercise, he has major pent-up energy. That machine is definitely running. Heavy sports changes your hormones, nervous system, and especially blood flow. Now take that to the scale of his performances and regimens? That equals a firework of horny. No wonder he masturbates all the time.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Takes some time. He cools down, sweats it out, chugs water. However, don’t underestimate how tired Yuzu can already be. His daily routines and competitions have a toll on him. Ironically, he’s not a deep sleeper, however. Yuzu might toss and turn and have sudden energy bursts, or ideas, or gets hungry. So, he needs his plushies, he needs a weighted blanket, warm pajamas, a hot cup of his favorite warm drink, a light snack, and you by his side. Spooning him excessively and sometimes even humming to him. Yuzu looks like a certified angel on his pillow, his well-deserved rest from everything is so important, too.
NOTE - hope i could indulge you, thank you for reading!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) ~ He’s very caring. He makes sure that you’re okay and hydrated. Always has a glass of water ready. “That was so good baby, you were so good.”
B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ~ The legs. He loves his lovers' legs. He’ll find himself running his hands and fingers up and down his legs.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) ~ He’s a rather clean person, he prefers you coming in his mouth or his ass but not directly on his face.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ~ He likes being tied up, made hard and being left like that for a while until he begs for his boyfriend/husband to get him off.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) ~ Steve was a virgin before he met his husband/boyfriend. He hadn’t had any sort of chance to do anything sexual so it’ll be his first time.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.) ~ Steve's a switch so when he’s on the bottom he likes doggy style, but while he’s on top he prefers missionary.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) ~ It really depends, normally he’s pretty relaxed, doesn’t goof around but isn’t serious. But if his lover is nervous then maybe he’ll be a bit goofy if they really wanna do it.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) ~ Before Nomad Steve is VERY smooth, like a Ken doll. But Nomad Steve? He’s hairy AF!
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) ~ VERY romantic and tender. He always makes sure his lover is comfortable and okay and makes sure he knows he’s loved.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) ~ Steve HAS jacked off and does if he’s away on long missions, but he’d much prefer being with his lover.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) ~ He secretly LOVES to roleplay in bed. He loves being captain america while his boyfriend/husband is a criminal or fan.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do) ~ Their bedroom in their bed, or sometimes the couch in the living room. Pretty much anywhere in Steve’s apartment.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) ~ If a mission was a bit rough and or makes Steve scared he might not come back, then he’s going to be really soft before going at it. “Live in the moment.”
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ~ He says NO to any sort of sex tape. He thinks the idea is hot and sexy but it could leak or be found by anyone and he doesn’t want that to happen.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) ~ He does both but he prefers to be the one receiving. When he DOES give it, he’s pretty good at it surprisingly.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) ~ Steve likes it slow and sensual. He wants to pour all of his love into it.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) ~ Steve has done quickies. He doesn't prefer them but sometimes when both of them are busy a quickie is all they can do.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) ~ Steve is alright with some experimenting but he doesn’t like things with too much risk. He won’t do real public things, however he did have his lover suck him off under his desk one time.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) ~ He’s literally a super soldier. He can do it all day. And once they DID do it all day for their anniversary and it was magical.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) ~ Steve has a dildo molded after his lover’s cock that he takes on particularly long missions where they won’t see each other.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) ~ Steve’s a bit of a naughty boy and LOVES to tease his lover. Especially wearing tight clothing that shows off his ass.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) ~ Steve’s moderate. He’s not quiet but he isn’t loud either. He’s like a 7 in tv volume measure.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) ~ Believe it or not, Steve is alright with having another person joining you in bed.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) ~ The serum helped grow him down there too. He’s got a good whopping cut 10 inches, he also has some good balls to go with it.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) ~ Steve has his urges in check. He can go for a bit without sex but he still wants it pretty frequently.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) ~ Steve goes back and forth. He can either stay up for hours or he can fall asleep right after. Normally if they’re having sex before bed then he’ll fall asleep right after.
Thor loves cum. He loves the taste of your cum, he loves how you paint his stomach with it when you ride him and he loves when you get it all over yourself. But more than that he loves what you look like when you come. When all the walls come down and all that’s on your face is pure unadulterated bliss. The soft o of your lips as he hits just the right spot to make you explode.
P- pace
Thor prefers slow and lazier. He tends to like to look at you when you have sex but sometimes he’ll just pull you close and lift your leg just enough to pump into you. He like sensual love making. But some days one of you have a particularly stressful day (usually you, Thor is a ray of sunshine) and you just want to be mercilessly ground into. You want the worry to go away and he will fuck you until all that’s left is the sweat and warmth you get from being so close.
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) ~ “That was amazing. You alright darling?” He presses soft kisses all over your face and rubs your back.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) ~ David’s an ass man. He very much loves your ass and can’t resist keeping his hands on it.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) ~ He’s alright with cum on him, but he REALLY loves seeing your face drenched in his load.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) ~ Not too dirty, but while he was king he would secretly sneak off to brothels every now and then.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) ~ He’s experienced. Not overly experienced but he knows what he’s doing.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying.) ~ He loves the chairman. He loves having you sit on him while he rests his head on your shoulder.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) ~ David’s pretty serious during sex. Sometimes his king voice even slips out.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) ~ David is well trimmed. He has little body hair and his pubes are nicely kept.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) ~ There’s some romantic aspects but he’s really putting his passion into it. It’s not till the end that he gets intimate with you.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) ~ Oh he’s not ashamed to jack off. He probably does it a lot, especially when he’s at work and thinks of you.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) ~ He loves being in charge. His kingly mind comes into play and he becomes a dominatrix in a way. He also loves it when the roles change and he’s the one under your control.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) ~ He prefers the bedroom of course, but he’s alright with doing you in the bathroom.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) ~ If he sees you dressed up in his king outfit it’s an immediate turn on.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) ~ Nothing that would harm either of you. He wants it to be fun and sexy, not something that causes pain.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) ~ He prefers to receive. He has a bit of skill, but he’s not the best at it.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) He goes back and fourth with both, but he prefers fast and rough, except for romantic date nights...then it’s slow and sensual.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) David’s down for Quickies, especially since you never know what’s going to happen in the next hour. He doesn’t get quickie’s frequently, but they do happen more often than not.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) David is surprisingly down for experimenting, as for risk, as long as he isn’t seen by a family member he’s rather open to the risk. He especially loves experimenting if his lover has magic or they find magic things in gold’s shop they can use.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) David can go about two or three rounds before he’s spent and ready to call it.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) Oh for sure they have toys. He and his lover probably made special magic ones for their anniversary.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) David only does as much teasing as he can take himself. Because when he teases, he turns himself on.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) David is surprisingly really loud. Hence why they have to be careful if they’re not in their bedroom, otherwise they’ll be caught. David moans a lot, with tons of ‘oh gods’.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) I feel like it would happen randomly, but every once and awhile, David will TOTALLY give his lover a blow job in a car, perhaps even when they’re driving.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) David is a big boy, he’s got an 8 and a half inch, uncut, cock with a big hefty set of balls to match. He’s also got a fat ass to go along with them.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) David has a moderate sex drive, he can go for long periods of time without it, especially when there are tons of problems that have to be fixed around town, but that means he’s also filled and ready to go when it’s time for it.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) David doesn’t actually feel sleepy afterwards. In fact he almost feels more energized...enough at least. It’s almost like a reset button in a way haha.
