#snail puns

[leidila]

Pun related gifts 🐌

[newbloggycat]

Joke of the day - S CARgo

Joke of the day – S CARgo

“Wow! Look at the S CAR go!” www.gifer.com

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[occasionallypunnyanimals]

Slow Moving: The Gentle Art of Home Relocation by Mari Shelley  

Learn the world-famous method of home relocation at a snail’s pace! A simple, practical and gentle but non-sluggish way to relocate your home. Mari Shelley has positioned herself as the pre-eminent guru on intentional, gradual relocation that is gentle on the self and respectful of your past neighbourhoods. 

Model: Snail by Adriano Mariani, tutorial from Origami Maniacs Folded by me | Book cover design by me 

[peterpanswendy]

Today I gave my snails yellow watermelon. Yellow watermelon!! What a treat! I wondered if they would be able to appreciate the novelty of this oddly pigmented fruit. One Google search later, I learned that a snail's eyes are unable to focus or see color. That makes this colorful treat pearls before slime. 🍉 🐌

[lerouxaccurate]

HEEEE'S HEEEERE, THE SNAANTHOM (snail phantom) OF THE SNOOOPERA (snail opera)

[andromehdas]

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish :D

:D

[logrollingdownhill]

what is with tumblr and all these snail jokes. They can just escarGO away.

i see your terrible joke, and raise you another.

[mossyintravenous]

oh, well imagine, as i'm pacing the pews in snurch (snail church) corridor