#snakeparents

[awihog]

riverdale got me fucked up. i'm thinking about straight white cis sex between two fifty years old divorcees on company time.

[delicatefalice]

one thing about me i always ship the adult couple in a teen show

[lorrainestea]

By a lonely harbour wall

She watched the last star falling

As that prison ship sailed out against the sky

For she lived in hope and pray

For her love in Botany BayRiverdale

It's so lonely 'round the fields of Athenry

[peony-dropper]

Mixtapes and 'I miss you's: a falice playlist/mini-fic

Winter 1993: Graduation was 8 months ago. FP Jones has become Serpent. Alice Smith is getting married to Hal Cooper in just two months. FP and Alice haven't spoken in almost a year, but it's been almost 4 months since Alice gave birth to his baby. She still can't and won't let herself tell him but late one night, after too many glasses of wine, she makes a mixtape for him: blank on one side just like old times. Alice leaves it in his mailbox with a short recorded message, hoping no one will ever find out. She nearly forgets about it or at least tries to until a week later when the tape shows up in her mailbox.

Now she cannot stop listening to his voice recorded on tape intro, repeating it back over and over again. Reverberating on her giant headphones, "You'll always be my girl."

spotify playlist link

Side A (songs 1–6):

"I can’t stop thinking about you. I made this last night when I couldn't sleep. I thought maybe you'd want to record your own on the B side... or not maybe it's too late and too stupid. I'm so sorry FP. I'm so sorry I couldn't be your girl."

Bizarre Love Triangle- Frente, Halah- Mazzy Star, Waltzing Back-The Cranberries, Cherry-coloured Funk-Cocteau Twins, Feed the Tree- Belly, I Touch Myself- Divinyls

xoxo A

Side B (songs 7–12):

"You’re still my girl, Al. You’ll always be my girl."

Sugar Magnolia- Grateful Dead, The Otherside of Summer- Elvis Costello, True Fine Love- Steve Miller Band, Stumblin’ In- Suzi Quatro, Pulling Mussels (From the Shell)- Squeeze, Hippychick- Soho

-FP

[alicesmiths]

#children #literally children

[rikertroi]

are alice and fp together again on Riverdale??

Hi friend! It certainly looks like it! They were still broken up at the end of Season 3 but at NYCC yesterday they aired footage of them kissing and announced that they would be living together. One article even described them as “very much in love”

LETS GO SNAKEPARENTS SQUAD!

[awesome-badass-cafeteria-sauce]

Omg omg omg!!!

[deargrilledcheesusyouredelicious]

a falice halloween moodboard