#snark snark

[sloplus]

had a dream the other night where i was desperately trying to get a new phone but the only two options were either a gazillion dollar samsung or something or a google p*xel (not much different from Real Life 😔) and only much later it occurred to me that i hadn't even considered getting an iphone, even in my dream 😌✌️

[bubblesandpages]

Amazon was the worst thing to happen to the book industry 

[queenlua]

oh also, more lulz from that security conference

one talk was a pair of dudes really excitedly talking about their “physical denial-of-service attack” like this was some awesome thing

next year i’m going to give a talk on just fucking thwacking shit with a hammer

it’s the best damn “physical DoS” there is

[frontierdavinci]

”FUCK, I said that out loud-“ The smaller killer massages the beak of her mask in lieu of a nose.

“Wait,” she says, her voice getting lower, and points her hammer at Caleb again, cocking her head to the side. “You aren’t one of those- the fuck did he say they are, Survivors, are you?” As she speaks, Caleb notices a dim white glow behind the tinted eye holes of her mask. She slips briefly into a Midwestern accent before quickly covering it up.

-The Cure

"No, I'm the fockin' embodiment o' fockin' Jolene, show some respect."

[lakka-arts]

hair go floof

[alonelycastle]

you can.. drink from me if you need to.

Vampire Things! || @dignosci

“I’d rather not put us in danger with fatigue, in an already dangerous circumstance. There are enough creatures around us for me to feed on. I’m not peckish enough to eat you alive yet, Belmont.”

Though, an expansive catacombs wasn’t the best place to go hunting for warm blood.

[xstrange]

Atreus and Stephen sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

              “   why, peter ------ i have no idea where you’d get that idea.   ”

[xstrange]

I saw that shade, dr strange!

              “   whatever are you talking about, scarlet witch? i would never ---   ”