#snazzywitchcraft

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Me, walking into a spiritual shop: “rOcKs??”

Shop owner: “Yes, we sell crystals”

Me, excitedly: “ROCKS?!!”

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Disrespecting the old Gods??? In my good Pagan household???

I think the fuck not

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Reblog if you’re part of the LGBTQ+ witch squad

🍄🎃🌙🌿🌊🔮

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Me: “I’m a witch”

Also me:

*hasn’t done a spell in a month*

*forgets what moon phase it is*

*loses most of my crystals*

*has a collection of three (3) herbs*

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Me: *draws a tarot card to describe me; picks The Fool*

Me, a fucking fool: “Oh, I wonder what this could mean”

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Things that you don’t need to measure

Someone’s love

Chocolate chips in cookie recipies

The worth of a person due to their wealth

The depths of the darkest trench in hell, in which an unspeakable entity undoubtedly resides

Your appearance in regards to others

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Self Care

Buy yourself a new candle

Hang out with someone’s pet... observe it

Find a dark red lipstick that reminds you of the blood of your enemies

Open an ancient tome that acts as a portal to your deepest thoughts

Bathe in the organs of those who betrayed you

Drink some calming tea