#sneakery

[tide115]

Mechtober 5 - Skulk

"First ingredient, suitable weather."

- magazine interview with a Freldisian spec op

[wiggenstaff-anonymous]

Yo sneakery teacher seekers, you didn't hear this from me, but apparently his real classroom is that one room with the balcony? And if you can sneak on in there without being seen, then he *has* to teach you (seriously, we need more students and less one on one time with teacher)

[wiggenstaff-anonymous]

Can anyone find the sneakery teacher? I’ve been here for FOUR weeks going to every class and there’s no one there. Is there even a sneakery class. Is there some trick. The only person who seems to have met him is Argo. Why is he so important????

[adora-birds]

[iya-marjasa]

[chrisdillustration]

Another @wingfeathersaga #watercolor #sketch, this time of #kalmarwingfeather as #thewolfking engaging in early morning #sneakery. If you haven’t read this #yanovel by @andrewpetersonmusic it’s definitely worth your time. . . . . . #drawing #sketchbook #characterdesign #brushpen #cartoon #visdev #comicart #illustration #illustratorsoninstagram #childrensillustration #fantasyart #peetthesockman #wingfeathersaga #wingfeather #fantasyillustration #visualdevelopment #fanart @therabbitroom https://www.instagram.com/p/BvpVwr7Fi80/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g5l1za4y2pqi

[em1el]

also does some other stuff but that part was my favorite

can you tell I have an abiding fondness for sneaking

[heresatip-blog]

Here's a tip: How to Murder Loud Parrots

My neighbor has a parrot. Two of them, in fact. They won't shut the hell up. How do I kill them without him knowing? Signed, Tired of Parrots

Dear Tired of Parrots:

I am so super against killing animals, but you asked me a question, and I have agreed to answer any and all questions posed to me.  First, though, would you mind printing out these articles (Article 1, Article 2, Article 3) and giving them to your neighbor?  Now, in the spirit of fun, we're going to proceed with how to be all stealthy about it if you were going to follow through with this, though you WON'T ACTUALLY KILL THESE PARROTS (You're totally, definitely NOT going to do it, right? Right. Phew. Good.):

Step 1: Gaining Access I don't know the layout of your apartment/building, but you're going to have to figure out how to gain some kind of access to your neighbor's place.  You could try jimmying the lock on the door, climbing in through a window, or cutting a secret passage into an adjoining wall.  If these parrots speak English (some of them have the language capacity of a 2- or 3-year old child!), you might want to wear a disguise of some kind when you enter.  Also, as with any B&E endeavor, wear gloves and all-black clothing, complete with combat boots.  This might be your only chance in life to Mission Impossible yourself.

Step 2: Choose Your Method Birds are actually kind of fragile - they're sensitive to temperature and air quality and they have dietary limitations most people wouldn't be aware of.  Here is a list of the Top 10 Household Dangers to Pet Birds, and Toxic Plants & Household Toxins (um, since when is formaldehyde a "household" toxin?).

Step 3: Kill Them Birds Literally pick your poison and access method from the above options to do your dirty deed.  Sneak in when the parents aren't home and get to work.  Then, sneak out before they get home.

I need to go take a shower now, because I feel like a terrible person but also because I'm pretty sure PETA will have the authorities knocking down my door any minute, and I don't know what the shower schedule in animal-abuse prison is like.