#sneezies

[nedisnzblog]

i desperately need to have sex with another snzfucker, like oh my god do y'all just ever imagine that..???? literally would be the best sex in my LIFE.

[thesneezies]

✨🌲 SUMMER SNEEZIES 🌲✨

new sneezies have arrived again at the adoption centre today, and this week have a superbly colourful and cute batch of sneezies, with lovely lil ears, ready to listen to all your secrets!

also this week are the brand new clumsy sneezies; a small group of Sasquatch's that always seem to get themselves injured! can you take them in and heal them?

if you have a moment to check out the adoption site, that would mean the world to me and the sneezies, thanks!

[virtualprodigyunicorn]

Variety of sneezes.

Do you want to be close to me while I'm having my sneezing fits? I can't stop!!!

[dreamingrascal]

You're attending a ball with your beloved, music filling the air and waltzing couples flooding the hall.

You let him lead the pace, gracefully spinning under his hand when - oops, your hair brushes past his nose, making him sniffle loudly when he pulls you back to him, right next to your ear, the flowers in your hair not really helping.

His nose is dripping already.

He advises you to lean away, so you quickly do and pick a handkerchief to place on his nose, but your wrist still holds too strong of a trace of perfume, causing his situation to worsen as he weakly pushes your hand away.

He looks about to burst.

His widening nostrils and wrinkly red nose set a countdown, so you desperately look around for a solution, not realizing that flocks of butlers are walking past both of you with ornamental flowers that he's dreadfully allergic to.

And the moment you turn, the wettest, loudest and most desperate sneeze you ever heard TEARS through your mind as he sinks his hot, writhing face between your neck and shoulder, holding on for dear life as he meekly asks to go home.

[peter-steeles-wife]

hiding a victorian era gentleman’s handkerchief on - or heaven forbid within your person - as they desperately search for it.

him having to disrobe you whilst in the grips of a sneezing fit as he searches your person.

him sneezing all over himself, and yourself, in the process.

him begging for you to just produce it already.

gorgeous.

[autumnal-chill]

an elder emo catches a nasty head cold just before Halloween--his favorite holiday. he moodily sits curled up on the couch. his nose is miserably pink and his eyes have even darker circles than usual. his usually beautiful porcelain skin is even more pale than usual, though his cheeks are ever so slightly rosy. he's got a silly Halloween critter shaped pillow hugged against his chest. each sniffle and sneeze ellicts an annoyed groan. his partner decided to come over to keep him company. they sit nearby, offering tissues regularly. the drone of some classic horror flick comes from the TV that they're at least somewhat watching. they can both practically act out the film with how often they've both watched it. so, the partner's attention is almost solely on their sick lover. they cast their eyes over now and again just to see if he's looking ok enough. his eyes look unfocused like he's staring through the TV. he only seems to get alert whenever a tickle makes him launch forward with a harsh sneeze. in his delirium he's unable to fully cover his sneezes, so his partner already expects to catch his cold. they just keep offering tissues, wrap the blanket more so around him, and occasionally insist on taking his temperature or offering medicine and tea. somehow, through the misery, he's fine with the fact that that his Halloween turned out like this. he has his partner and they're cuddling and watching one of his favorite flicks. maybe it's nice to not go to some wild party now and again he thinks as he starts to drift off.

[blessyoukitty]

recently learned that the sounds of sneezes are not innate, they are learned! most deaf folk don't make a sound other than what's heard of the breath passing through.

any sounds of sneezes are learned from others or emphasized for whatever reason.....

but i will say, within all areas of release, the louder you are the better it feels ;p

[gsnzzz]

A little inducing + chhinkni powder 👀