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to wake up to the messiest sneeze, sprayed directly in my face. she’s still half asleep while she does it, blissfully unaware. send tweet
Unexpected sneeze while doing some tourism 😂
This was completely unplanned, like I started recording and then boom sneezed, I actually think one of the most attractive things of sneezes is how unpredictable they can be
just imagining a bed covered in used tissues makes me absolutely feral
Fuck I am horny and sneezy while drunk hahahahaha
A kinky one 😈
Traveling Sneeze Story (Spanish version after)
So I came back to work, which is normally traveling, and turns out I am in Spain 🇪🇸 atm, I had some time off, I decided to go out for a beer and some food to a restaurant, and I sat down in the bar since I was alone, halfway through my food, a group of 6 local señoritas show up, all dressed nice and looking fine, luckily Spanish is my native language, so I can pretty much understand anything they are saying, they were talking about random stuff for the most part, and out of nowhere one goes: “I had terrible allergies over the weekend because it was so rainy and humid” and then the whole conversation stated to revolve around allergies, which was already hot for me, but then one of the ladies said the following verbatim “sometimes I just sneeze and sneeze and snot is coming out but my nose is still completely blocked I don’t even know how to make it stop” fuck honestly I could die right there and it wouldn’t have been bad, after that they started to talk about medicine and slowly shifted away from allergies, sneezes and snot, but my goodness hahaha it was a little something I wanted to share with you guys,
Does anyone had similar stories?
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Volví al trabajo, que normalmente implica viajar, y resulta que ahora mismo estoy en España 🇪🇸. Tenia algo de tiempo libre y decidí salir a tomarme una cerveza y comer algo en un restaurante. Como estaba solo, me senté en la barra.
A mitad de la comida apareció un grupo de seis señoritas locales, todas muy arregladas y la verdad muy lindas! Por suerte el español es mi idioma nativo, así que podía entender prácticamente todo lo que decían. Estaban hablando de cosas random en general y, de la nada, una dijo: “Tuve unas alergias terribles el fin de semana porque estuvo muy lluvioso y húmedo” y entonces toda la conversación empezó a girar alrededor de las alergias, lo cual ya me parecía bastante atractivo, pero luego una de las chicas dijo literalmente:
“A veces no paro de estornudar y estornudar, y me sale moco y más mocos pero aun así tengo la nariz completamente tapada; ni siquiera sé cómo hacer que pare.”
Dios mío, sinceramente podría haberme muerto ahí mismo y no habría sido una mala forma de morir. Después de eso empezaron a hablar de medicamentos y poco a poco dejaron atrás el tema de las alergias, los estornudos y los mocos, pero fue impresionante todo simplemente estar ahi en ese momento jajajaja en fin, se los quería compartir .
Han tenido alguna historia similar?
Sneezes from last couple of days including some shower sneezes that I got today at the end! Had a cold last week so that definitely helped
Sorry I have been a ho*** man recently, more sneezes for you! I wonder whose fault it is…
Today’s a little bit of inducing and chhinkni 🙈
A little inducing + chhinkni powder 👀
Latest sneeze compilation! Sorry I have been away at work hahahaha
Tried to stifle at the beginning, but it is impossible, it is too strong and ends up hurting hahaha gotta let them go away at max power 😂
Sneezy compilation literally from last two days, a small nose blowing at the end as well!
Sneeze compilation 😘
There is full mix of everything, I believe the first like 2 minutes are from today with some inducing and the sneezing powder Chinkni (however it is spelled, sorry my french isn’t the best) after that older sneezes that I didn’t upload before.
Got messy in the end 😳🤧
Hi guys! Sorry I have been away for a while, I am currently at work and internet is quite limited, but that doesn’t stop sneezes, so here is a compilation of my sneezes this past month!
Chao ❤️🤧
100% being in Europe makes you sneezy 😂 most of the clip was during my vacation on Spain and The Netherlands, the inducing part tho it was this morning back in my home country ❤️🤧 little nose reveal (kinda) 😂