#sneezus

[beamsplashx]

zsnes... welcome to the resistance

[whiskykitteeeeee]

It's almost time for sneaster.

[christopherbays]

Bless You...in today's #comic Yeah no Spring. Not again.

[terpsichoreed]

Some of the young engineers have the cutest sneezes. Then the older ones sneeze normal. Then you have me and I am a freaking sneezing powerhouse. I am now everyones dad. Sorry I don't make the rules.

[terpsichoreed]

I’m trying to watch a new video and my dad starts sneezing everywhere. Like, is that just a dad thing that they all need to sneeze loud enough to scare predators away? And add extra letters to your sneezus?

So first there’s a giant breath, which has to sound like a HEEEEAHHAAAAHHAA

Then there’s the first part of the sneeze, which sounds like AAACH

Then there’s the end of the sneeze, which sounds like BPPPOOOOOOO

All together, it’s like HEEEEAAHAHAaachBBPOOOO

Repeat three times and as needed when wild animals are around.

[dat-freud]

all my tweets are golden

[valmonella]

When u can feel the mental break coming on but at least u smell like a cupcake 🙃🙂🙃

[shookandrattled]

Kanye west should make a brand of tissues called sneezus