zoë

I kinda obsess over thing and post about it on here...sorry Enjoy the mess I call my blog Xx :^)

[lovelyrhysand-blog]

raise your hand if you just need a really long hug or 5,000,000 US dollars because either would do.

[blazepress]

[shookandrattled]

*hears a song*

me: nice

*plays song 5000000000 more times*

me: still nice

everyone else: please stop

[dogposts]

This is Ken. His cheeks are magic. 13/10 (IG: ken_shiba)

[landofcool]

[basnad]

has nickelodeon gone too far

[alsyndor]

Obviously someone airbrushed out the letters before cum

[basnad]

No

[riverspecter]

[hollowedskin]

why is this goat so pretty?? it’s like a fairy? what kind of goat is this???

[powerfulwizard]

It’s called a Gulabi, and if you want to see something even better, the adults look like this.  

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

[kony2012official]

me at all times

[sward]

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Picasso? WACK Van Gogh? WACK Michaelangelo? WACK The way they dont even paint happy little trees? WACK Bob Ross?

HE’S FLY AS FUCK

[ewaneneollav]

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

[chronicallytrans]

Please don’t look in my general direction if you’ve self diagnosed yourself with any level of autism.

[lured-deactivated20170602]

im the levels of autism

[dhaoiahafa-deactivated20170814]

I’m a level 5 autistic.

[clownhaggard]

im a level 17 autistic once u hit lvl 15 they give u a weapons upgrade

[poobit]

im a lvl 6 autistic i been grinding for 8 months in the same interest please help me get more experience

[poobit]

courtesy of @scifibutch

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

the phrase "she's got it goin on like donkey kong" implies that donkey kong has a fat ass.

to be frank that isn’t something I’d like to think about.

[beeliosis]

he does tho???

[vilepluff-deactivated20170912]

I SAID I WOULD NOT LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

[blue-star-above-me]

You’ve heard of Luigi’s Mansion, now get ready for...

Waluigi’s Apartment

[kingkoopasconeyislanddiscopalace]

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

[lizardsister]

scott pilgrim straight up killed people though and nobody cared

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

That’s just how Toronto is

[dragonic-queen-emily]

Actually can i point something out? Bryan Lee O'Malley said Scott never killed them. They just were teleported home and had their lessons learned.

[lizardsister]

thanks after 100k notes not a single other person has pointed this yet ur the very first person

[coratorium]

if you die in Toronto you just reappear in your house with a wicked headache

[softobjects-deactivated20170109]

[heartbeatemoji]

me and the girls out on the town

[shenis]

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

[rightnowimloving]